Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 165

Let the Guests Enjoy High Society's Dazzling Decadence

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Lin Xi sat down next to Gu Yichen.

I was planning to get a good night's sleep, but Gu Yichen yelling at me like that has made it impossible for me to fall asleep.

But Gu Yichen's heart-wrenching grief is not his fault; it was Su Mian who made him do it.

Thinking about it this way, Lin Xi felt uneasy again.

When the show first started, Su Mian liked to tease Mingming the most.

But at some point, suddenly, she lost interest in him.

Lin Xi rested her chin on her hand and asked Gu Yichen, "How did you pique Su Mian's interest?"

Gu Yichen growled, "I didn't do anything, damn it!"

Lin Xi's ears were ringing from the noise. "Okay, okay, you didn't do anything, don't get so agitated."

Gu Yichen roared, "I'm not getting excited! I'm just respecting the rules of the game!"

Lin Xi sighed, "She's been ignoring me for a long time now. At first, she deliberately targeted me to get my attention, but once I started paying attention to her, she suddenly lost interest in me completely. I think she's a really awful woman."

Gu Yichen roared, "I think it's alright, damn it!!!"

Lin Xi: "..."

I can't talk anymore, my ears are ringing.

Fang Nuonuo, who was in the front row, turned grim upon hearing this.

For some reason, even though Su Mian was toying with him like that, he actually said, "I think it's okay"?

Is he a masochist too?

In this episode, she really wanted to pair up with a man to create a CP (couple pairing) and attract more CP fans.

Because CP (couple) fans have high commercial value.

They automatically create fan fiction based on their favorite pairings, which naturally generates a lot of discussion.

Therefore, she absolutely cannot give Gu Yichen to Su Mian.

You must find an opportunity to help him realize his dream and win his favor.

-

Sitting further back, Su Mian couldn't understand why he was being toyed with like this, yet he still said she was nice!

You're insane!

[Master, believe it or not, if the progress bar that's already full could be shown again, their favorability towards you would be quite high. Even that young master from the Beijing elite circle who was grayed out at the beginning has already changed his opinion of you. Do you want to take a look?]

"I don't want to see them. They're all just passersby in my life; let's just keep them as strangers."

[Master, was your loving mother in this world also just a passerby? Were the friends you made along the way also just passersby? Were those fans who love you and support you online also just passersby?]

Su Mian lowered her eyes slightly.

After a long pause, he finally said, "I will miss them."

-

The eight-hour flight has ended.

It was already quite late when we arrived in the Land of Sand.

Due to the immigration management methods here, everyone needs to undergo further identity verification and form filling.

After filling out the form, you cannot linger in the same spot waiting for others to avoid causing congestion.

Therefore, we have to separate for the time being.

The production team sent a photo to everyone in the group chat, saying that after everyone finished writing their information, they should meet under a large billboard.

Locals will come to greet you at the airport holding a sign that says "Welcome Hua Country friends".

They will be picked up and taken to a hotel.

The program team didn't specify which hotel it was.

They're being very secretive, saying it's sure to be a huge surprise!

The live stream has also been restarted.

The staff have mostly come out and have already made contact with the other party.

The person who came to make contact was the man from the other organization who spoke the best Chinese.

Worried that everyone would go hungry, he pointed to the shop behind him and said, "Nan Zou noodles, hao ci, hao ci!"

The camera pans to reveal a "Lanzhou Ramen" restaurant in the background.

[I stayed up all night, and as soon as the show restarted, I tuned in, hoping to broaden my horizons and see what kind of unique cuisine the richest country has... and they showed me Lanzhou noodles?]

[It seems like Hua Country do business all over the world...]

[Yes! An adventure blogger I follow went to a primeval forest that wasn't even on any map, and found fellow countrymen selling instant noodles inside!]

The staff expressed their gratitude and said they weren't hungry.

This episode secured a huge sponsorship; they're very wealthy.

Later, I'll take the guests to a seven-star hotel for a luxurious meal.

I won't eat Nanzo-na noodles anymore.

The guests followed them all the way and endured a lot of hardship.

This time, let's give them a taste of success!

Let them see what high society is all about!

What truly constitutes a life of extravagance and debauchery!

Before the guests arrived, Sister Xiaohong decided to explain the main tasks of this episode's guests to the audience.

"This episode is going to be super sweet! We'll be taking our guests to a royal school to study alongside the local students!"

"We will take everyone to experience the local campus culture and help the guests embark on a sweet and innocent campus romance!"

"Some viewers might ask, 'There are schools in China too, so why not film the show at schools in China?' That's a good question!"

[No, who asked you?]

[I invited everyone who asked you to our dance, but zero people showed up.]

[But if everyone at a dance is a zero, then someone will be forced to be a 1.]

Yes, biologically, that's how it works. For example, in a group of Napoleon wrasse, the one with the largest head is the mate, and the others are wives. When the mate dies, the remaining wives will choose the one with the largest head to become the new mate. If the mate is still alive, but one of the wives has a larger head, that wife will kill the mate and become the new mate of the other wives.

[Chickens are the same. If a flock of chickens consists entirely of hens, one of them will undergo sex reversal and become a rooster. I really love chickens; they're so abstract, so magical, and even their walk looks like it's frame-by-frame.]

[Who asked you these questions? The audience of this show has become just as abstract as the guests...]

Yin Xiaohong continued speaking.

She smiled broadly, "Because our production team secured sponsorship from the Royal School!"

"So this time, we'll be very rich!"

"Guests can also enjoy life and have fulfilling romances!"

-

The guests all filled out their information around the same time.

As Su Mian walked out of the airport, she planned to ask someone how to get to that billboard.

Then Lin Xi said with great confidence, "Everyone, follow me! Follow me! I know where that billboard is."

So everyone went with him.

Sure enough, they found the billboard that Sister Xiaohong had posted in the group.

They also found a minibus.

Beneath the minibus, a local man held up a sign and smiled warmly.

It read, "Welcome, friends from Hua Country who have traveled a long way."

Just as Sister Xiaohong described.

Everyone got on the bus.

I had just sat down when the doors slammed shut.

Su Mian wanted to call Sister Xiaohong to ask why she hadn't seen them under the billboard.

The result was that there was absolutely no signal!

Is the signal bad in this country?

Or is there a signal jammer in the car blocking it?

Cheng Qin in the back row, quietly nudged Su Mian's shoulder. "Something feels off."

Su Mian: "I think so too."

Cheng Qin lowered her voice. "I suddenly remembered that Lin Xi got lost on her way to the airport today. We actually let someone who couldn't even read the signs lead the way..."

Su Mian was speechless. "Let's observe first."

Suddenly, the man sitting in the front row stood up and said to everyone on the bus, "Hand over your phones and passports!"

Duan Xuanyu instinctively sat up straight, blocking Su Mian's path.

Su Mian quietly took a stick out of her bag.

Let them experience the power of a proctologist.

As a result, two rows of locals stood out.

Each person was holding a Gatling gun.

Upon seeing these carbon-based biological calmers, everyone calmed down.

Su Mian silently put away the iron rod.

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