The host continued to explain the rules, "After being made up to look incredibly realistic, the guests will blend into the campus under different identities."
"The plot is that today, Grandma Su Mian brings her grandson Duan Hongxu to the new school to register... The other guests also integrate into the story as new teachers and school staff."
None of the students in this school know your true identities.
"The school will post voting links for several individuals on the official website, allowing students to vote for their favorite characters as they interact with them."
"The prize for the winner of this episode's vote... do you think it'll still be daily necessities, or special privileges within the show?"
Yin Xiaohong deliberately kept everyone in suspense. "Pfft, pfft, pfft! Our program won't be so stingy anymore! The prize for first place will absolutely amaze everyone! It is—"
"A bronze dragon sculpture, a cultural relic from our country that has been lost overseas, belonging to a school board member's private collection!"
"This dragon sculpture was unearthed by a Chinese farmer while farming in the 1990s and sold to a foreign tourist for 300 yuan."
"After wandering around the world, it was finally sold to a member of the school's board of directors for 100 million."
"To promote friendship between the two countries, the school board will donate the prize money to the National Museum in the name of the winner of this competition!"
[What?! It's an antique! Ahhh, production team, for the first time I admit you've got some stuff!]
[My God, that farmer who sold it to a foreigner for 300 yuan must have lost a lot of money...]
[Although the prize wasn't awarded directly to an individual, it's still a great honor to have it donated in the winner's name!]
The guests were indeed amazed.
I never imagined this show had reached this level.
Everyone wants to reclaim cultural relics for the country in their own name.
They were all secretly plotting how to win the favor of the students at this school.
As a student, you can get along well with your classmates; as a teacher, you can be kind and friendly to children; as a cafeteria worker, you can stuff food into the children's mouths; as a parent-teacher conference representative, you can speak well of the children in front of parents...
It seems that only Su Mian, the "grandmother of the new classmate," is particularly difficult to deal with.
I'm starting to worry about Mianmian!
[The other guests' identities and approaches are all very clear, but how can a seventy-year-old woman win the hearts of children?]
[Let's cook! Mianmian is an amazing cook! Let these foreigners experience the power of Chinese cuisine!]
[Are you crazy? Don't ever cook! One person simply can't cook for the whole school. Those who get to eat will praise you, but most who don't will hate you! It's a weakness of human nature to worry about inequality rather than scarcity!]
Fang Nuonuo glanced at Su Mian secretly.
Everyone wants such a great honor.
She was still a forty-year-old middle-aged woman, and dressing beautifully and maturely gave her an advantage, especially since she was the one with the most power among them.
Su Mian is a seventy-year-old woman.
Why did these students vote for her? Was it because she was kind?
This time, my chances of winning are the best!
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The show's professional makeup artists came over to do everyone's makeup.
Su Mian was the first to put on makeup and the first to come out and face the audience.
Her silver hair was braided into two pigtails, and her eyes, with added wrinkles, resembled two tiny goldfish.
[Ahhh, such a sweet old lady!]
[Indeed, a beautiful woman simply ages, she doesn't become ugly.]
[The makeup artists on this dating reality show are really skilled! How do they manage to make someone look both old and beautiful?!]
[Because Mianmian has a good foundation! This is probably what Mianmian will look like when she's old; even when she's old, she'll still be very clear-headed and lively!]
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Since the others weren't ready yet, Su Mian went to the hotel garden alone to rest and eat fruit while waiting.
After a while, Duan Hongxu and Duan Xuanyu came out.
Since this school is an international institution with students from all over the world, we didn't force them to dress in a local style. We just chose ordinary baseball jerseys and plain white shirts.
Duan Xuanyu froze in place when he saw Su Mian's white hair.
Duan Hongxu smiled and immediately went over to call out, "Hey, miss!"
Su Mian glanced back at him but didn't say anything.
Duan Hongxu: "Why didn't you just say: 'Call me Grandma'?"
Su Mian pinched her nose and waved her hand. "Your joke is so old, it smells like something out of a zombie movie."
[I know this meme, but I'm just too addicted to the internet. I started going online when I was ten...]
[Then you're living with your childhood sweetheart online!]
Playing with old jokes is still a joke!
[I bought some cold drinks, poured Auntie a cappuccino, oh, push it away, push it away, turned around to look, but snowflakes drifted into my eyes, even Su Po's idol's smile isn't as sweet as yours, just thinking of you makes me oh oh oh oh oh, piggy, look, I love you, you love me, Mixue Bingcheng, Mimi, as long as you're good, I'll buy you a street... Let's go!]
Is it Chinese New Year already? Why are we already doing year-end reviews...?
[This is terrifying! Those who remember everything are practically living fossils!]
[Oh no, I have an exam tomorrow, and my head is full of old jokes...]
Duan Hongxu leaned against the back of the sofa where Su Mian was sitting and smiled at her, "You're my grandma today, so you should care about me and take care of me. Don't always tease me, okay?"
Su Mian chuckled, "I care about you. Of course I care about you."
He picked up the plate beside him and handed it to Duan Hongxu, "Hey, grandson, I've peeled all the fruit for you, have some."
Duan Hongxu looked down.
It's sugarcane.
"..." he asked tentatively, "How did you peel it?"
Su Mian took a bite.
Chew it up, chew it up.
puff.
He spat it into the plate.
Duan Hongxu: "..."
Her personality is absolutely awful!
Why was our ancestor so devoted to her?
[Haha, imported fruit!]
That's going too far! Even if you were a beautiful old lady, I wouldn't eat your imported fruit!
[Hey, why did Tyrant Bro turn around and leave?]
Duan Xuanyu had been standing quietly to the side, watching Su Mian speak.
The sun was blazing in the garden, its rays stinging his eyes as they fell on her silvery-white hair.
He remembered that half an hour ago, her long hair was still brownish-brown, and he also knew that the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes were drawn on with special glue.
He knew it was all fake, but he still felt terrible.
He turned around and hid outside the garden.
I don't want Su Mian to notice anything while she's having a good time.
His eyes started to sting uncontrollably.
Maybe it's fear.
Before he met her, he was never afraid. When he was sent to an enemy country as a hostage, his birth parents no longer cared about him, so he was afraid of nothing.
If we can live, we will; if we can't, we'll kill a few more people and die together.
Until she arrived.
She was a goddess who descended upon his damp, moldy world, and from then on, the barren land blossomed with flowers.
From the moment he fell in love with her, he began to fear death.
But no matter how many times he revised his ending, nothing changed.
He always comforted himself by saying that he refused to accept his fate, that it didn't matter, and that he could definitely defy destiny.
But no matter how many times I try to change it, I can't get it right.
Perhaps history has its own logical consistency; no matter what changes he made, he was destined to die three years later?
So I'm so scared.
I'm so afraid I won't live to see her grow her first gray hair.
Su Mian also noticed that Duan Xuanyu seemed to be making an emo gesture over there.
She put down the fruit and immediately ran towards Duan Xuanyu!
[Stop right there!]
[You're not allowed! You're not allowed to jump over his head like a goat again!]
You can't keep bullying a broken man like this!