The main image is the famous foreign painting "The Execution of Louis XVI".
This was a historic moment in the French Revolution, with Louis XVI, the overthrown monarch, being beheaded, symbolizing the collapse of the old regime in France.
All the guests stared at the painting with serious expressions.
To prevent anyone from remaining silent, it was mandated that each person speak in turn, according to seating order.
Su Mian was sitting in the first seat.
The audience, who were laughing at first, stopped laughing when they saw this.
[Seriously, you're bringing up such a serious topic, and you're trying to make the guests' hearts race?]
[Production team, didn't you agree that this episode was going to be a relaxing one for the guests? Why are you making things so difficult right from the start?]
[If you've ever actually talked about politics with your partner, you'll know that getting your heart racing isn't difficult at all. Every time I talk about it with my partner, we end up arguing because of our differing stances.]
[ Mianmian was the first one, and whatever she said set the tone for the entire chat! She must be under so much pressure!]
Su Mian stared at the painting, seemingly deep in thought.
The host reminded everyone, "If you don't speak within ten seconds, you'll be eliminated."
Su Mian looked embarrassed.
[If I were Mianmian, I wouldn't know what to say either. The topic is too heavy; if it goes off on fire, I'll get criticized online.]
[This has really shaken up our sense Mianmian morality.]
Su Mian spoke just one second before the time limit expired.
"I heard that the blades on this guillotine are never changed. Could this lead to cross-infection among the victims?"
He looked very worried.
[... No? What are you worried about?]
[I really can't hold it in anymore... How can she be so serious!]
Duan Xuanyu, who was standing next to her, expressed his agreement. "In ancient times, we did this very well. We would spray a mouthful of wine before beheading to disinfect it."
The other guests couldn't help but laugh as well.
When I looked down while laughing, my heart rate really did increase!
So, finding something funny can actually be a way to get your heart racing?
It's not necessary to upset them.
Ahhh, after being together for so long, Su Mian is finally not angry with them anymore!
People gradually found a solution.
As long as you break out of the normal way of thinking.
Gu Yichen also earnestly shared medical knowledge with everyone.
"Disinfecting with baijiu (a type of Chinese liquor) is useless; 75% alcohol is the most suitable for disinfection. It can penetrate the cell wall, causing the cells to lose water and die."
"Therefore, in ancient times, beheadings should have been disinfected with 75% alcohol to ensure the health of the deceased."
Fang Nuonuo looked at him. "Oh my god, really?"
Cheng Qin expressed her gratitude. "Thank you, Teacher Gu. Next time I write this part in my script, I will definitely be more meticulous in writing about the executioner spraying a mouthful of 75% alcohol."
Yu Liqi said, "I don't think we need to worry about this too much, because so far we haven't received any negative reviews of the guillotine, so there shouldn't be any infections."
Lin Xi: "But there are no repeat customers, so this product is probably just average?"
Duan Hongxu: "Only those who have used it are qualified to judge whether it's good or not; none of us have used it."
The topic then returned to Su Mian.
Su Mian patted Duan Hongxu on the shoulder and said cheerfully, "It's alright, I'll treat you to a knife!"
[Hahaha, Mianmian is such a generous girl! Last time she asked someone to have a limb amputated, this time she asked Teacup Dog Teacher to behead someone.]
[This show originally only had two abstract personalities, Mianmian and Tyrant Bro, but now they're all more abstract than the last!]
[Hahaha, the competition is fierce!]
Duan Hongxu stared at Su Mian for a few seconds.
He laughed.
The clock also jumped.
It belongs purely to qi (vital energy).
Host: "Teacher Duan Hongxu is eliminated. His allotted time was 6 minutes."
To be continued.
Su Mian was dealt with one by one:
Gu Yichen was eliminated in the next round. "You can't even heal a head injury? How can you be a doctor?"
The next round eliminated Duan Xuanyu: "Do you know why they want to overthrow the imperial system? Aren't you afraid that the people of Northern Liang will also cut off your head and overthrow your rule?"
Duan Xuanyu wasn't initially angered by those words.
But as Su Mian spoke, she made a knife shape with her hand and rubbed it against his neck.
Her hands were colder than his; they felt icy cold when she touched him... and then his heart started racing.
Round and round.
In the end, only Fang Nuonuo and Su Mian remained, going back and forth.
No matter what Su Mian said, Fang Nuonuo would always reply with a smile, "Oh my god, really?"
[ Mianmian keeps trying to come up with new ideas, Fang Nuonuo just keeps doing the same thing. It's so boring! I want to see a back-and-forth argument.]
Is this cheating?
How can this be considered cheating?
[If Mianmian also keeps saying "Oh my god, really?", then this game will drag on indefinitely!]
Su Mian didn't want to take up any more of everyone's time.
She was silent for a moment, then suddenly got angry!
She suddenly stood up and roared at Fang Nuonuo, "You're not beautiful inside or out at all! He's been beheaded, and you're still smiling like that!"
Beep--
Fang Nuonuo's watch also jumped.
My heart rate spiked from sheer fright.
She chatted calmly and patiently, at most using sarcastic or indirect language.
Suddenly, the other person stood up and roared!
She was completely unprepared!
In the end, Su Mian persevered and won the match.
The host announced the next steps:
"The length of time the guests persisted was positively correlated with the age at which they were about to be assigned roles."
"The longer you persist, the older the role you'll be assigned."
[Just as I guessed, the longer you persist, the higher your status. The oldest one is definitely a member of the school board!]
[I doubt it. Given the show's tendency to surprise viewers, they might even arrange for the cafeteria lady to be older than the school board member.]
[No, do cafeteria ladies work in other countries too?]
"The first teacher to be eliminated Duan Hongxu, was assigned the position of the youngest transfer student, a sixteen-year-old. He will then join the class and attend classes with the students."
"The second Teacher Gu, is an old classmate who has studied abroad for many years. Your role is to help Duan Hongxu, a transfer student, integrate into the campus."
Although they are both over sixteen, there isn't much difference between them, and they don't need to try to look younger.
In the middle Duan Xuanyu, Yu Liqi, and Cheng Qin were assigned to teach Chinese, physical education, and music, respectively, and were all set to be around twenty years old.
Lin Xi is a 40-year-old cafeteria worker.
Fang Nuonuo is a 45-year-old parent-teacher association representative who communicates between the school and parents.
When Fang Nuonuo heard that she was actually so old, she almost didn't want to record anymore.
Then the host said that Su Mian's identity was that of a parent.
She was Duan Hongxu's grandmother, a seventy-year-old woman.
[This is so unfair! Making Mianmian play the role of the Teacup Dog grandma, I don't know if you're bullying Mianmian or the Teacup Dog!]
[If we had known that your persistence time was related to age, not power, the guests wouldn't have bothered trying!]
[ Mianmian has become a super senior!]
Duan Hongxu looked at Su Mian with a leisurely air.
Everyone thought Su Mian was a super senior.
Actually, she's been demoted by a huge generation.
Grandma has been downgraded to Grandma.