Not far away, outside the enclosure of the Bengal tiger park.
A child was lying on the ground, pointing at the tigers in the park, crying and rolling around.
"Buy it for me, buy it for me, buy it for me! I won't get up if you don't buy it!"
His father, looking haggard, sighed beside him, "That's a tiger! How can we buy it for you? The three of us wouldn't even be enough to feed it for a few meals!"
His mother gradually lost her maternal love. "Stop yelling! Get up! I don't want to be cyberbullied!"
The child doesn't listen; he screams, yells, and crawls!
"I want to buy it! I want to buy it! I don't care, I want to buy it! You can't even give me what I like, if you can't afford to raise me, then don't have children..."
Su Mian walked over and took out a bottle of Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil: "If the child is disobedient, just buy a bottle of Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil and it will solve the problem!"
The child's parents initially thought she was trying to sell them a product and didn't intend to pay her any attention.
But upon closer inspection... isn't this Su Mian, who's been trending on social media lately?
There was even a camera following them!
It turns out they were recording a TV program.
The child's parents asked cooperatively, "Oh? Can this essential oil make disobedient children behave?"
Su Mian: "Of course not."
The child's parents. "What is that?"
Su Mian: " Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil has the effect of promoting the fusion of human genes. Buy it now, and you can start leveling up your alternate account tonight!"
[Aphrodisiac ×, Human Genetic Fusion √, Teacher Su has unique censorship skills!]
AI can't replace humans after all, because AI isn't as abstract as humans...
The child's parents took the essential oil and actually started looking at the details.
The mother said, "Then let's buy it and have a new baby."
The child on the ground stopped crying instantly and scrambled to his feet.
A sweet, innocent smile appeared on his tear-streaked face.
"Mom, I don't want the tiger anymore, just buy me a plush toy."
The family was overjoyed and thanked Su Mian repeatedly before leaving together in a happy reunion.
Su Mian turned to the camera again. " Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil, with double the long-lasting fragrance, is a bridge connecting parents and children! Order now, or the price will go up!"
[It's confirmed! Rose essential oil can even help manage unruly children and truly promote family harmony! Buy, buy, buy!]
[I give this ad a 5.7 out of 10 because I have a 1.5 in language skills, Su Mian's ad strategy has a 1.6, and I'm watching ads here while slacking off at work, which makes me seem like I have a 1.2.]
Su Mian completed the advertising task, and the client received a flood of orders instantly, with commissions immediately deposited into Su Mian's account.
Su Mian took the money and planned to move on to the next project.
Just as I was about to leave, a tiger's roar suddenly came from behind me!
The bystanders screamed and ran away!
Su Mian turned around and looked.
There were originally two layers of thick barbed wire separating the tigers and the tourists.
Somehow, the tiger tore a hole in the barbed wire.
Although the tiger cannot come out, it can still stick its head out.
The tiger's eyes darted around, finally settling on Su Mian.
It howled at Su Mian again, baring its teeth to scare her.
[Is Mianmian scared out of her wits? Run!]
[Ugh, that tiger's roar gave me goosebumps!]
Duan Xuanyu was not far away, didn't seem nervous.
For a time, the two of them lived among wild animals in the deep mountains of ancient times.
At first they fought with wild beasts, but later they started feeding them and discovered that all creatures were the same.
When people are well-fed and safe, they tend to have gentle personalities.
If people are starving and live in times of war and famine, even humans will resort to cannibalism, let alone tigers.
Su Mian wasn't afraid.
He pulled a bottle of mineral water out of his bag and smacked the tiger on the head!
state!
So you call yourself Bengal Tiger, huh?
A land of etiquette!...
Su Mian, with her back to the camera, gave a fierce look. "Put your head back!"
The tiger had clear eyes, its ears were tucked behind its head, and its expression was just like that of a kitten that had made a mistake.
Another tiger ran up from the side, shoved the other tiger aside, and then stuck his head into the hole, his clear eyes saying: Give me a turn too!
state!
Su Mian also tapped it.
Another one came along...
Then all the tigers in the entire Tiger Mountain came over and lined up, each one begging to be beaten.
audience:
Is this reasonable?
[Why did the tigers react the same way as the male guest? Doctor Gu happily walked away after being kicked by Mianmian, while Tyrant Bro ran over to Mianmian and said: No way, you have to kick me too.]
[I suspect it's a person in disguise; our tigers didn't act like this before.]
[Airplane ears, head tilt, Mimi, you feel like a stranger to me!]
[I'm pretty much like that—a childlike tiger. I can joke around and be very easygoing, but if you cross my line, I'll show you what true darkness is. I'm never short of ruthless methods, nor am I short of compassionate hearts. I have both Buddha and demon within me. If anyone forces me to unleash the demon within, you will witness the true demon god manifest. Can you still hold your own?]
[If you are the Baby-Faced Tiger, then I will be the Magic Bird.]
[If you were the Magic Bird, then I would be the Shuanghui Pig.]
[If you're a Shuanghui pig, then I'll be a swinging sheep.]
[Hey, isn't that the Swinging Sheep? It's gotten so wobbly after just a few days!]
#Su Mian Nangong Wenya's Physique# Explosive!
After Su Mian had been hunting tigers for a while, staff appeared to repair the fence.
Su Mian had no choice but to go to other places to spend her money.
The day ended quickly.
All the guests were exhausted from playing, so they gathered together and took a car to the newly rented villa to continue filming.
Upon arriving at the villa, all the guests sat around the sofa.
Start checking your heart rate data from today's date.
Gu Yichen and Cheng Qin's group maintained a stable 60-70 level throughout, which was peaceful and healthy.
Lin Xi experienced a rapid heartbeat once.
Because when he went to the aquarium to see the dolphins, a girl recognized him.
She even whispered to her friend, "That's the Diarrhea Bro from that dating reality show."
His heart was racing with anger.
Whose fault is it?
It's all Su Mian's fault!
So Lin Xi looked at Su Mian with a resentful expression from the moment she entered.
Next up were Huang Han and Fang Nuonuo.
Huang Han's new heartbeat count today is: 28.
Of these, 20 occurred in the morning, and the frequency gradually decreased.
This perfectly aligns with the mindset of meeting your dream girl in real life.
When you first see it, you'll definitely be very excited.
Gradually, the threshold increases, and even kisses and hugs no longer evoke any feelings.
Fang Nuonuo's heart fluttered 25 times!
Her heart fluttered mainly in the afternoon.
[Turns out the goddess and the top fanboy are mutually attracted! They've both fallen for each other about the same amount of time!]
[Ahhh, this dating reality show finally has some real sweet moments to enjoy!]
Huang Han looked at Fang Nuonuo with deep affection.
Although she had three fewer attempts than him, he was already very satisfied and felt her sincerity.
Fang Nuonuo smiled gently at him.
After provoking Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu today, she suddenly had a new idea.
If a racing heart is considered being attracted to someone, then why does it matter whether it's from liking them, being angry, or being afraid?
She deliberately went to do things that she would never normally dare to do.
Giant swing, pirate ship—the most thrilling rides imaginable!
Even though playing these games scared me pretty badly.
But how can a woman succeed in her career if she's not a little tough on herself?
The production team then began checking the data for the last two people.
Fang Nuonuo looked at Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu with a leisurely air.
They currently have the most fans who ship them as a couple on the entire show.
But she didn't believe that these two men could match her feelings for Huang Han.
The data might be so low that it would be a major blow to their CP (couple) fans!