Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 67

You reek of milk, yet you dare...

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Su Mian anticipated Lin Xi's prediction. "No way, no way? Didn't someone say they wouldn't eat my cooking? You've already gone back on your word?"

Lin Xi stopped in her tracks, her chest heaving with anger!

Birds fight for a bite of food, and people live for a breath of air!

Lin Xi scoffed, "Don't worry, even if I starve to death today, I won't eat a single bite!"

After saying that, he turned and left.

Su Mian quickly checked the data.

92?

Despite being treated like this, he still couldn't reach the maximum level in one go?

Perhaps... he might easily dislike someone, but he wouldn't easily completely deny someone's worth?

Actually, this situation is quite common nowadays.

Take Su Mian's own situation in the original world as an example.

If her boss makes her work overtime, her dislike for him is probably over 90%.

But it's unlikely she'd hate her boss so much that she'd want him to disappear from the world immediately.

After finishing her overtime work, her boss gave her a large red envelope, and she immediately forgot all her dislike for him and gave him the best attitude.

We need to think of a way to further provoke Lin Xi.

In the next room, Fang Nuonuo and her family lived.

Because Huang Han's lewd jokes offended three female guests, Fang Nuonuo became distant from him.

He wanted Fang Nuonuo to calm down, so he went to the living room to watch TV by himself.

Fang Nuonuo and Xiaohu are the only ones in the room right now.

Fang Nuonuo held the bowl and fed Xiaohu egg custard. "Baby, would you like to have a bite?"

Xiaohu shook his head and stomped his feet. "I won't eat it! Your cooking is awful! It has no flavor at all!"

Fang Nuonuo gently coaxed him, "How about I add some more soy sauce in?"

Xiaohu puffed out his cheeks and remained silent.

Fang Nuonuo then stood up, intending to go to the kitchen to get some soy sauce.

Suddenly, Xiaohu picked up the bowl and smashed it on the ground!

"The filial son smashes the bowl!"

Fang Nuonuo smiled and said, "Baby, step back a little, the shards might hurt you."

Xiaohu raised his hand and slapped her arm hard. "No, no! I'll make sure your cooking is terrible!"

[Ugh, I can't stand it anymore! This filial son of mine is always doing the same thing; it's not cute anymore, it's even a bit annoying. Can you teach him a lesson?!]

[The two times he hit Goddess Fang really made me furious! Isn't he just a brat?]

The less you discipline him, the more arrogant he becomes!

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There was too much criticism directed at Xiaohu online.

Director Zhang, Xiaohu's father, also found out.

He immediately called the show's director, "I entrusted my child to you, and this is how you take care of him? You don't even know how to teach him to correct his mistakes?"

The director said helplessly, "We've tried to persuade Xiaohu before, but he just cries every time we try..."

Director Zhang roared in anger, "I'm not filming anymore! I'm picking him up right now! If you can't teach children, don't run this kind of variety show!"

He then slammed down the phone.

The show's director quickly called a meeting with the entire crew to come up with a solution!

They had initially tried to persuade Xiaohu earnestly, but he wouldn't listen.

They didn't dare to hit other people's children, which led to this outcome.

This children's reality show is only halfway through filming. If one person is missing halfway through, the show can't continue!

On Cheng Qin and Gu Yichen's side.

The Xiaotu couldn't eat the food either and was sulking.

This dish is so salty that even two adults would find it too salty if they diluted it with water; how much more salty would a child find it?

Cheng Qin suggested, "I'm full, but Xiaotu hasn't eaten. Why don't we let Xiaotu go to Mianmian's place for a free meal?"

Gu Yichen had just overheard Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu's two children fighting over food.

What she makes must be perfect for kids.

The two hit it off immediately and went there with the child.

Su Mian didn't cook much, but it was definitely enough for the children.

The Xiaotu took a few bites and happily jumped up from the stool. "It's so delicious! I'm going to write a song for Sister Mianmian!"

The Xiaotu pulled out its sunglasses, made a West Coast gesture, and its little belly jiggled.

"Yo~ Sister Mianmian is amazing! Her cooking touches my heart. Sister Mianmian shines like a star! Boo hoo hoo~ Delicious food in my mouth, and sister by my side! Yo~ Sister Mianmian is even better than Michelin chef. Having sister brings me so much happiness~"

[This rap girl is amazing! Just as Cao Zhi could compose a poem in seven steps, this rap girl can sing a song in three minutes!]

[Debut! Xiaotu, you're debuting today!]

[I'm a grown-up rapper and I'm completely overwhelmed. My brain can't work as fast as Xiaotu's at all; she can write a song after just a few bites of food TAT.]

Su Mian's face was almost frozen from smiling.

Duan Xuanyu, standing to the side, glanced at the Xiaotu, then at the delighted Su Mian.

We lost!

He had never made Su Mian so happy before!

It seems he needs to learn how to write songs too.

At this moment, Xiaohu, who was starving, also poked his head into the room.

I want to eat it too...

Su Mian nodded. "Okay."

Xiaohu ran in happily.

The children all started scrambling for it.

"Leave some of this apple for me!"

"It's so delicious! I want to eat more of these grapes!"

"I want to eat three more bowls!"

[Ahhh, seeing them eat so deliciously makes my mouth water too!]

[ Mianmian, just how many more skills do you have that we don't know about!]

[At this moment, a student studying abroad, eating bread, cried. If Mianmian were here, she could have half a class of goddaughters and godchildren!]

The children fought over it for a while, and then each plate was empty.

Xiaohu arrived last and wasn't full at all.

He got angry when he saw that there was almost no food left.

There was still half a bowl of rice left in his bowl. He picked up the bowl and smashed it on the ground!

"The filial son smashes the bowl!"

In a flash, Duan Xuanyu immediately reached out and caught the bowl.

Looking up again, Duan Xuanyu's gaze turned cold and sharp. "I can't bear to eat the food Su Mian made, and you dared to throw it without finishing it?"

Xiaohu was startled and looked at him fearfully.

This older brother gives me a really scary feeling...

He didn't dare do anything to Duan Xuanyu, but he wanted to vent his anger.

So he turned around, slapped Su Mian's arm, and then ran away!

Su Mian slightly raised the corners of her lips, her aura even more terrifying than Duan Xuanyu's.

"How dare you, smelling like a baby, provoke me, who smells like cooking oil?"

She caught up with him and kicked the Xiaohu hard in the butt!

Snap!

Xiaohu fell flat on his face!

[Ahhh, my breasts, which I've had from being online all the time, are finally clear!]

[That kick from Sister Mian just now really scared me! I was so afraid I'd miss! Hahaha, thankfully I actually kicked her, it was me~ I scared myself~]

[This is so satisfying! I want my best friend to have one so I can kick it!]

Xiaohu lay on the ground and burst into tears.

Fang Nuonuo quickly tried to comfort Xiaohu.

Su Mian shut them out of the door.

Those who provoke her must be taught a lesson by herself!

Su Mian lowered her head, casually watching Xiaohu and the other three children stirring up trouble.

" Xiaoli, Xiaolu, Xiaotu, look how embarrassing he is! He's taller and stronger than all three of you, but none of you are crying, yet he's still crying here."

The Xiaolu curled his lip in a smug grin. "Embarrassing."

The Xiaotu tapped his face. "Shame on you!"

Xiaoli gave a cold smile, full of disdain.

Xiaohu paused in his crying, looking a little embarrassed...

But when he thought about how the adults would comfort him whenever he cried, he started crying again!

Su Mian said to the three children who weren't crying, "You know what? When a child cries, there's something really fun you can do."

The experienced little Xiaolu immediately asked, "Should we put our fingers in his mouth?"

Su Mian: "No, his teeth have all grown in, and I'm afraid he'll bite me. I have a new way to deal with him."

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