Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 72

This World Was Too Ridiculous...

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After the fireworks show, the production team took the guests and children to participate in the village's blessing ceremony.

The live stream was interrupted due to the lost child, but it has now been reconnected.

Under a century-old banyan tree.

All the guests and children gathered around, writing their wishes on the wish list.

After finishing writing, tie an orange to the tree and throw it up.

The higher you throw it, the greater the chance your wish will come true.

The production team first investigated the children's wishes:

Xiaoli: "I hope the puppy I found today will learn to talk soon, so it can help me with my homework when it grows up!"

Xiaotu: "I wish I could sometimes turn into a mosquito and bite all the people who say I'm fat! Then, after I'm done biting them, I can turn back into a child!"

Xiaolu: "I want to go work at McDondond's and give everyone extra chicken nuggets! That way, everyone will call me Big Brother!"

Xiaohu: "I want to have babies! When I grow up, I'm going to invent a drug that lets boys have babies! That way, Mom won't have to suffer so much!"

[Waaaaah, is this what a pure, untainted dream is like?! Nobody wants to be a great scientist like I did when I was a child.]

[ Xiaoli, please have your dog make this PPT for me tonight; Xiaotu, please bite my boss's face until it's covered in welts; Xiaolu, please add as many chicken nuggets as you can, thank you! Xiaohu, the fate of the birth rate rests on your shoulders!]

[I want to pass the civil service exam, make a big splash, and then write a confession in twenty years!]

[Waaah, the economy's been tough this year. I just got laid off, and I'm thinking of applying to McDonald's. If I get the job, I'll be Chicken Nugget Hero and give everyone lots of chicken nuggets!]

The production team then went to investigate the adults' wishes.

Cheng Qin wrote, "Write a hit script as soon as possible."

Gu Yichen wrote on the treasure certificate, "To be able to do what you truly love," without specifying what it was.

Huang Han wrote, "To marry a virtuous and beautiful woman of one's dreams, and to have many children and grandchildren."

Lin Xi, unable to sleep at her farmhouse, also came out to participate in the event, writing that her wish was to "make amends for her mistakes."

Su Mian wrote, "Get rich quick and go home to relax."

As Duan Xuanyu was writing, several children gathered around him.

"What is Uncle Duan writing? I only recognize this 'Peace'..."

I know 'cotton'!

" Dad Duan, what character is this?"

Duan Xuanyu: "Age."

" Dad Duan, you're so silly! I know how to write 'year', it's not written like this!"

The camera zooms in.

It turns out he was writing in traditional Chinese characters.

May Su Mian Shops be safe and sound year after year.

May Su Mian be safe and sound, and may peace prevail year after year.

[ Tyrant Bro, are you really that pure?! No wonder you're one of the few emperors in history to practice monogamy!]

[Wow! Everyone, quickly search for photos of Northern Liang artifacts in the National Museum of China. There's an edict left by Emperor Duan Xuanyu of Northern Liang with extremely similar handwriting!]

[Historically Duan Xuanyu wasn't a tyrant when he first ascended the throne; he gradually earned that reputation. The Duan Xuanyu in the program looks to be only around twenty years old. Could it be that the real Duan Xuanyu traveled to the modern era, and someone from ancient times impersonated him...? It's terrifying to think about!!!]

[I told you long ago that Duan Xuanyu was a time-traveling emperor from ancient times, but nobody believed me!]

[He himself never denied that he was the emperor! (Sniffing)]

This world is ridiculous, it's like everyone's getting a fungal infection every day...

The guests also helped the children write down their wishes, and then they all threw them up the tree together.

The tree isn't tall; a child could easily throw it up there with a little effort.

Huang Han only threw it away once, and it fell apart each time.

Finally, in a fit of anger, he threw the precious document away.

This segment is now complete, and today's live stream is about to end.

Director Zhao of the variety show waved to the village chief not far away.

Their two programs also received support from local government departments.

The aim is to promote the local traditional culture and boost tourism.

So before the show ends today, the village chief will also like to say a few words to the audience.

As the village chief approached, Director Zhao noticed that his eyes were red, as if he had just been crying.

Director Zhao asked, "Why are you crying?"

The village chief pointed to the stage not far away.

The gongs clanged crisply, the lyrics were melodious, and the performers tumbled and leaped, their spears flashing.

The audience was packed, and thunderous applause and cheers filled the air.

The village chief choked up as he said, "At this time last year, we also prepared several plays, but there was only one old lady watching in the audience..."

"But this year, there were 1,225 more viewers than the same period last year! Many of them came in the evenings after your program started airing!"

Director Zhao chuckled, "You're getting this excited over a thousand people? Do you believe we can surpass ten thousand tomorrow?"

The village chief's eyes were filled with longing. "The tourism revenue from the next month alone will be enough for our villagers to have three good New Years!"

Director Zhao, along with the village chief, previewed tomorrow's schedule to the audience.

"Tomorrow during the day, all the guests and babies will learn local traditional cultural skills and incorporate them into the stage play of the classic martial arts masterpiece ' The Return of the Condor Heroes '!"

"And they will perform on stage in the village square tomorrow night at 8 PM!"

"The stage play has no script; the content will be entirely improvised and created by the guests on the spot!"

To surprise everyone, tomorrow's guest speaker's learning session will not be broadcast live. The live stream will start promptly at 8 PM tonight. We look forward to your support!

[What?! A whole day to learn traditional culture? I've always thought traditional culture is very difficult to learn. What can the guests possibly learn in just one day?]

[To also improvise a stage play on the spot? That's too difficult!]

[Aaaaaah, I don't care! Su Mian will play Xiaolongnü, Duan Xuanyu will play Yang Guo! It's settled!]

[ Mianmian looks like she has plenty of energy and blood; she doesn't even suffer from uterine coldness after sleeping on that icy bed!]

[Work suspended! Book tickets to this village right now! I want to see it live tomorrow!]

Fang Nuonuo, who was receiving an IV drip at the hospital, also received a notification from the program team.

Tomorrow is the last day of the second episode, and the production team asked her if she was taking leave and wouldn't be participating.

The redness and swelling on Fang Nuonuo's face have subsided considerably.

The performance is in the evening tomorrow, and she will also hire a highly skilled makeup artist, so there will be absolutely no problem with her appearance.

So she replied to the production team, saying that she didn't need to ask for leave and would go back to rehearse the next day.

Let's get this trending topic #Fang Nuonuo completes program recording while ill# sorted out first.

Her agent came to see her and gave her some advice. "If you want to generate buzz, don't act so aloof. Audiences these days don't like celebrities who are always putting on airs."

"If you go all out and play Qiu Qianchi, the show will definitely generate a lot of buzz!"

Qiu Qianchi is actually a very charming female character.

Betrayed by her husband and maid, she was pushed into a pit and her tendons in her hands and feet were severed.

But she still did not give up on survival, and lived for more than ten years by relying on dates that fell from a date tree.

Finally, with the protagonist's help, she escaped and even killed her husband to avenge herself!

However, the classic image of this character is too ugly!

He had missing arms and legs, was emaciated, and bald!

Her fighting style wasn't as ethereal or beautiful as Xiaolongnü's.

He was actually spitting out date pits from his mouth!

It's not aesthetically pleasing at all!

If they cast her in such an ugly role, people will take screenshots of her and laugh at her for the rest of their lives!

Fang Nuonuo shook her head. "I'd rather stick to the path of outshining everyone else! I'm determined to play Xiaolongnü!"

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