Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 74

I knew they'd turn it into this ridiculous mess

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According to the village chief, 100,000 people flooded into the village this afternoon!

Hotels and guesthouses in the surrounding counties are fully booked!

Fortunately, this is a transportation hub, which can accommodate so many people and maintain good order.

If this were another small village, the farmland would probably have been trampled flat!

The production crew's bus moved slowly forward.

Fang Nuonuo listened to the increasingly loud cheers from Su Mian's fans outside the car, a surge of anger welled up inside her.

Actually, she has quite a few fans who come here.

But the shouts of her fans were completely drowned out by the shouts of Su Mian's fans!

When the show first started, she had over 14 million followers, while Su Mian only had 4,000.

By now, she has dropped to ten million followers, while Su Mian has over thirty million followers!

Her fans are incredibly proactive; they actually flocked to this small village to support her on a weekday evening!

Fang Nuonuo pursed her lips tightly.

So what? They've come for nothing.

Because Su Mian won't be on screen for more than three seconds tonight before she's stabbed to death with a single sword strike!

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The guests finally arrived at the square.

Many fans came up to ask for autographs when I got off the bus.

" Sister Mian! I've liked you since the first day you were on the show!"

" Tyrant Bro, please sign my autograph!"

"If Tyrant Bro really is from ancient times, then I've obtained the emperor's calligraphy! Ahhh, I want to keep it at home and pass it down through generations!"

"Teacher Lin, could you please sign your autograph? I love you so much! I love watching you and Mianmian outwit each other!"

Lin Xi, who was about to enter, was taken aback, not expecting that she actually had quite a few fans.

He slightly raised the corners of his lips, took the paper and pen, signed his name, and handed it to the fan.

"Thank you, Diarrhea Bro!"

Lin Xi's lips twitched, she snatched the paper, tore it up in a few swift motions, threw it in the trash can, and turned to leave.

Fans sighed and chuckled, " That Diarrhea Bro, really..."

Amidst everyone's anticipation, the performance officially began!

The background displayed on the LED screen is a moonlit night.

Deep in the bamboo forest.

A gentle mountain breeze rustled the leaves.

Fang Nuonuo, who plays Xiaolongnü, is dressed in a simple white dress with a white belt around her waist. Her black hair flows like a waterfall, and her sword dance is breathtaking.

Huang Han, who plays Yang Guo, is playing the guzheng with one hand.

The classical dance performance lasted for a considerable period.

The audience praised it highly.

"That's really impressive! To learn this much in just one day, it seems Goddess Fang has a background in dance."

"It's just that Yang Guo Guo's one-armed zither playing was too fake..."

After the song ended, Brother Condor appeared.

Because the Condor Bro's skin was so realistically recreated that the guest's face wasn't shown at all, the audience initially didn't know who he was.

Until the name appeared on the LED screen: Duan Xuanyu plays the Divine Condor.

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room went wild!

[It's one thing that Tyrant Bro didn't play Yang Guo, but why wasn't he even allowed to show his face?]

[Scam! The show advertised that Tyrant Bro had a lot of lines, but he didn't have any lines at all!]

As soon as he finished speaking, Condor Bro walked up to Yang Guo and recited his lines.

"Hook up, hook up."

[???]

[Hahaha! There are actually lines!]

[Is that an eagle?! It's a chicken, isn't it?!]

Condor Bro: "Hook, hook, hook! Hook! Hook!"

Yang Guo: " Old Urchin, are you looking for me?"

Condor Bro: "Hook up!"

Yang Guo stood up and said to Xiaolongnü, "Aunt, I'll be right back."

The Brother Condor and Yang Guo leave the scene.

Slight scene change.

Su Mian, who plays Yin Zhiping, and Cheng Qin, who plays Zhao Zhijing, appeared wearing Daoist robes!

The scene erupted!

"Ahhh, Mianmian!"

" Mianmian looks so handsome in his Daoist robe!"

" Qinqin is so handsome! You two look like junior sisters from the sect who disguised themselves as boys and secretly went down the mountain to play, hahaha!"

Su Mian had just walked to the center of the stage.

Fang Nuonuo's eyes narrowed, and she thrust her sword forward!

"Ha, you filthy Daoist priest, prepare to die!"

Su Mian was stabbed without any warning.

Her face filled with astonishment, she slowly backed away, fell to the ground, and died.

Cheng Qin was also surprised that Fang Nuonuo would come up with such a move.

He killed Su Mian without letting her speak?

Cheng Qin was stunned for a moment, then quickly continued acting, rushing to Su Mian's side. "Junior brother! Wake up, junior brother!"

Viewers exclaimed in surprise, "Ahhh, did we come all this way to see Mianmian, only to be gone after three seconds on screen?!"

"No!"

Fang Nuonuo sheathed her sword and looked at Su Mian with a cold smile.

Since the performance needs to be logical, you, who are already dead, should get off the stage!

But before she could be happy for long, Su Mian suddenly sat up.

She looked around in panic. "Where am I? I should be in New York City, the Beautiful Country, how did I end up here...?"

After saying that, she clutched her head and cried out, "Ouch, my head hurts so much!"

"I... I've been reborn! I was originally Spider-Man, fighting evil and promoting good in New York City, but I never expected to be reborn into the body of a Daoist priest in a martial arts world who was stabbed to death by Xiaolongnü Dragon Girl!"

The audience and performers on stage were both stunned.

What!

You can even act like this!

Su Mian sat up abruptly and, upon opening her mouth, sang a standard Qinqiang opera:

"I was originally a spider in the alleys of Xinxiang, my spiderweb flying through the air like lightning, my silk as swift as an arrow."

"Reborn into the Great Song Hua Country, with unwavering loyalty and courage, I shoulder the heavy responsibility of protecting Xiangyang!"

"Thinking back to Parker's early days, when he first obtained the silkworm silk, he was also filled with great ambition."

"Now I take up my sword and go into battle to defend my home and country, displaying my true heroic nature!"

After recounting her backstory, Su Mian suddenly flicked out her water sleeves from her Daoist robe!

"Spit silk!"

brush!

Her flowing sleeves flew out like arrows!

[God's father's spitting silk...]

[Ahhh, I never expected Mianmian to be able to sing Qinqiang opera and perform the water sleeve techniques in Qinqiang opera! She's so beautiful and cool, so captivating!]

[Friend! Could you hear this Qinqiang opera, "The Battle of Xiangyang: Spider-Man's Soul Possesses Yin Zhiping," without me?]

[Great! Since Spider-Man can now possess Yin Zhiping's body, then--]

Diao Chan entered the Land of Light seven times, defeating Tiga and capturing Taro!

Zhao Yun bravely captured Singapore, Kongming overturned the heliocentric theory!

Li Bai captured Optimus Prime, and his light boat had already passed San Francisco!

Hahaha, how wonderful! I should be wandering freely in the world...

[Does anyone have Li Hongzhang's WeChat? Tell him the Self-Strengthening Movement was a success!]

[It's like bumping into my grandpa at a nightclub...]

[Oh no, I've become a conservative! I can't accept this! Quickly, bring me my Great Qing attire; I feel safe wearing it...]

Fang Nuonuo took a deep breath.

To prevent Su Mian from stealing the spotlight, she raised the prop sword again and stabbed at her!

Su Mian skillfully dodged, never letting her touch her again.

After finishing the Qinqiang opera, Su Mian turned around, grabbed Fang Nuonuo's sword, pulled her over, and pressed her to the ground!

I've been wanting to get rid of you for a long time!

While trying to reason with Fang Nuonuo, she took the opportunity to punch her twice.

" The Tartars are about to attack! We martial arts practitioners should unite and defend our homeland!"

"Once the Tartars are driven out, I'll be at your mercy!"

[So exciting! Kill! Kill! Kill! Drive out the Tartars and protect the Great Song!]

[Wait, Tartars are Inner Mongolia? Then I'm not excited anymore, because I'm from Inner Mongolia TAT.]

[I am Xiongnu. I also love the poem "Man Jiang Hong" and recite it every day, laughing and talking about drinking the blood of the Xiongnu TAT.]

[I am Southern Barbarians...]

[I'm just a lowly rat from Jiangdong...]

Cheng Qin noticed that Su Mian's hair had come undone from fighting, so she quietly went over to help her tie it up.

"Senior brother, let me comb your hair."

[Only women with long hair can understand the significance of this scene! Having a friend protecting your hairstyle during a fight is like handing you an AK-47!]

Ultimately, the Ancient Tomb Sect and the Quanzhen Sect reached a strategic cooperation to jointly resist foreign enemies.

Scene changes on the LED screen.

What was once a bamboo forest has transformed into a vast grassland.

The story then shifts to the Tartars side.

Lin Xi and Gu Yichen came out dressed in nomadic clothing, carrying sticks and herding four lambs.

They are: Weslie, Tibbie, Weslie, and Sparky.

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