Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 91

Was this married life for modern people?

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Su Mian went downstairs to the program crew's place to get three suitcases.

Half an hour later.

Su Mian wore a red dress and her long hair was tied up at the side.

Duan Xuanyu and Duan Hongxu were dressed in sharp suits.

Both of them have high noses and deep-set eyes, but their temperaments are quite distinct.

One is sharp and reserved, the other is refined and noble.

The three of them returned to the entrance of Haidilao and sat down at a table.

[Decent! So decent! I'll just say this: Eating should be decent, no one should apologize, there's no debt, I dare to give and I dare to be heartbroken...]

[Ahhh, Mianmian is so beautiful when she's normal! She has such vibrant energy! Even the chaotic hot pot restaurant entrance looks like a five-star hotel! And those two guys look quite convincing.]

[All lights on! All in!! One person is responsible for putting Mianmian to sleep! The other is responsible for waking Mianmian up!]

[Oh my god, I really want to see Tyrant Bro fight in a suit! A suit-wearing thug!]

Su Mian picked up the large Nongfu Spring water bucket and elegantly poured it for the three of them.

Then, with a graceful lift of the disposable paper cup, he said, "Cheers."

Duan Xuanyu obediently picked up his water glass and gently touched it to hers.

So what?

So what if I lose face?

Anyway, he's not from this world; he'll leave this world sooner or later.

But Duan Hongxu must persevere and live on in this world!

Duan Hongxu raised his hand to cover his forehead and whispered to Su Mian, "That's enough, I already want to die."

Su Mian smiled slightly, "What? Isn't that dignified enough?"

Duan Hongxu: "..."

At first in the supermarket, they were dressed casually and wore masks and hats. The photographer also hid very well, so they did not attract a crowd.

He assumed that Su Mian had asked them to change into formal attire so they could go to a Western restaurant.

I never expected to be so easily fooled!

But now they're dressed so well, everyone's watching them, and many people are even taking pictures with their phones.

The waiters recognized them and kept bringing them various pastries, saying, "Please let us know if you have any requests."

Duan Hongxu was extremely embarrassed.

This is the first time I've ever felt this embarrassed since I was born.

Su Mian didn't let him off the hook even further. "Does it need a little music to be presentable? Then I'll call a waiter over to sing you: Say Goodbye to All Your Troubles... I've already called one."

"Enough!"

Duan Hongxu took off running!

[Help! Su Mian is murdering people! This is blatant psychological killing!]

[I thought the new Teacup Dog teacher was really something, but he's just Sister Mian's new toy, hahaha!]

[It's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Teacup Dog, don't be too upset! Life isn't a stage, there aren't that many people watching you! (Live stream viewership: 10 million+)]

Su Mian watched him leave, saying, "Sigh, I invited him to dinner, but he wouldn't eat a single bite. He really doesn't give me any face."

Duan Xuanyu peeled an orange and handed it to her. "Yes, he's just insensible."

Simple slapping, ultimate comfort.

"Oh, right," he suddenly brought up a serious matter, "We haven't bought any household supplies yet. Is a hundred yuan not enough?"

He took this matter very seriously.

After all, he really looked forward to spending his life with her.

Su Mian: "Don't worry, I can't spend it all, I simply can't spend it all."

She had just gone to various daily necessities stores to compare prices.

Start comparing group-buying prices online now.

Su Mian searched through Douyin, Dianping, Xianyu, and the official mini-program.

Many supermarkets offer vouchers for group purchases online.

Through her meticulous calculations, she finally found a second-hand voucher on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace app).

Ten yuan for thirty yuan!

This is the most cost-effective option.

This mall also has a HotMaxx that specializes in discounted items nearing their expiration date, such as toilet paper and toothpaste. You can definitely buy items nearing their expiration date there.

Furthermore, products nearing their expiration date can be purchased online with coupons for group buying, offering additional discounts.

Su Mian bought all the items she needed in bulk and then went to the supermarket to exchange them.

[Wow, there are so many great deals to be had! Students, take note!]

Don't you feel ashamed to be a fan of celebrities like that? This is just being greedy and trying to get something for nothing!

[This is the first time I've seen a big star so stingy! Look at the Goddess Fang next door, so elegant and poised, no wonder she's a rich heiress!]

[Merchant: We're having a group-buying promotion! User: We're not stealing or robbing, and we can save money! Spy: That's just greed!]

[These kinds of people usually fawn over young masters and ladies with obsequious smiles. They mock those in need, saying things like, "Oh, you Gen kids are supposed to be reforming the workplace, aren't you? How come you can't get into any jobs?"]

Times have changed. With the global economy in a downturn and consumption declining, spoiled rich kids no longer interest me. After all, they have money but won't give it to me. Someone like Mianmian is truly useful to me!

Originally, these die-hard fans of Fang Nuonuo came to Su Mian's side, intending to use Fang Nuonuo's noble status to embarrass Su Mian.

I never expected that the Cotton Candy would not only be united, but also so pragmatic.

In the end, they could only slink back to the live stream next door.

Su Mian didn't want to constantly attract crowds and block traffic in the mall.

So they found an opportunity to sneak Duan Xuanyu to the bathroom, changed him back into his ordinary clothes, and covered his face again.

Wait until there aren't many people outside before sneaking out to buy things.

The photographer, also disguised, quietly followed.

As expected, this time no riots broke out.

The two of them quickly finished shopping.

Duan Xuanyu, carrying large and small bags, followed closely behind Su Mian.

Is this what modern married life is like?

Is this what it means to live frugally?

I'm so happy.

This was a wonderful and happy experience for him.

As the two passed by a store selling pure cotton products, they noticed that the store was still running a promotion.

Scan the QR code to follow our official WeChat account and you'll receive free tissues.

Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu took advantage of the situation and even posted photos in the program's group chat.

These guests initially disregarded these events.

But with living expenses so tight this time, every little bit saved can be a lifesaver.

Especially Gu Yichen and Fang Nuonuo... If they really don't even have tissues, they can't exactly go and collect leaves to use, can they?

Everyone has arrived.

Su Mian continued her store visits.

While passing by the mall's service desk, I discovered that new members who register for membership can receive a 5 yuan voucher with no minimum purchase requirement, which can be used at any store in the mall.

Five yuan is enough to buy several packs of loose tissues at the supermarket.

Su Mian also took photos and posted them in the group chat.

After finishing, I continued browsing, and while walking around, I discovered that Dog Dong Grocery was also doing on-the-ground promotions.

New users who download the app can receive a gift for just one cent; these gifts are very practical items like laundry detergent and soap.

Refer a new user and you'll get a 10 yuan cash reward.

So Su Mian posted the download link in the group and called on everyone to buy it.

In the previous sharing sessions, Su Mian meant well and didn't try to gain any advantage for herself.

But this time she got the better deal, and some people immediately started to complain.

Fang Nuonuo said to Gu Yichen with admiration, "My God, Su Mian is amazing! She made so much money off us. I could never have imagined making money off everyone like that."

Just after saying that, Su Mian sent another message in the group:

"If anyone needs it, click this link for me and I'll give you a 10 yuan cashback. I can split 5 yuan with you. Alternatively, one of you can click it for me, and the other can download it from your teammate's link."

Fang Nuonuo: "..."

She actually split it 50/50 with someone else?

Suddenly, what she had just said seemed so petty.

Fang Nuonuo smiled awkwardly and casually praised her a few times to brush it off, "She's really smart..."

The Cotton Candy who were watching the live stream on Fang Nuonuo cursed:

[You heartless bastard! If Sister Mian hadn't told you about those deals, you'd be wiping your butt with leaves! And now you're stirring up trouble over something so mutually beneficial!]

[Our Mianmian is like a fortune teller! She knows that some people, no matter how much she benefits them or how much help they give them, will never remember her kindness!]

Cheng Qin immediately downloaded it from Su Mian's link, and Su Mian gave her five yuan after receiving the money.

Cheng Qin then shared the link with Lin Xi.

That's how their group earned fifteen yuan.

Fang Nuonuo's group was the same.

But of course, Su Mian earned the most.

Even Yu Liqi, who didn't need to participate in the competition, helped Su Mian download and register.

Duan Hongxu, who is currently hiding somewhere, also helped out.

She loved the feeling of being the only one on the entire show who had ever been poor.

These wealthy people don't even look at group buying deals; they're all new users, which are incredibly valuable!

Their group has almost finished buying everything, and the task is nearing its end.

The two left the mall carrying large and small bags.

Not far away, a man wearing a windbreaker quietly followed them.

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