The production team delivered breakfast to Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu's group.
Simple steamed buns, soy milk, multigrain pancakes, etc.
Su Mian picked up a pair of disposable chopsticks and handed them to Duan Xuanyu: "Go ahead."
Duan Xuanyu picked up his chopsticks, turned around, and went to the bathroom!
Then Su Mian ate here alone.
The audience was stunned!
[Oh my god! Where did Tyrant Bro go with his chopsticks?!]
[Pass this on! Our Tyrant Bro dares to eat shit!]
[Our Teacup Dog teacher dares to eat two lumps!]
[Our "Diarrhea Bro" dares to eat what he himself has cooked!]
[Our "Human Head Bro" is shit himself!]
[You guys are so Cotton Candy! Giving yourselves such sweet and beautiful titles, and then giving the male guests those kinds of titles, and then saying they eat shit...]
The photographer also had a complicated expression on his face.
I used to think that "dog training" was just a nickname for some niche hobbies among couples these days.
I didn't expect it really meant turning people into dogs?
Everyone go eat...
The photographer simply couldn't contain his curiosity.
How do you eat this thing?
Even though the guests were using private locations where filming was not allowed, he still sneaked into the bathroom to take pictures.
Upon arriving at the scene, it was discovered that Duan Xuanyu was simply using chopsticks to unclog the drain.
The photographer breathed a sigh of relief, " Teacher Duan, you went into the bathroom without a word, chopsticks in hand. Everyone's saying you'd eat shit..."
Duan Xuanyu: "... I! Don't! Dare!"
[Coward, you don't even dare to do this? I do!]
Wow! You're a real daredevil!
[There's really no need to be so competitive in a place like this!]
[I don't know why, but seeing these mukbang videos makes me, a grown man, cry so hard in front of the screen. Maybe it's because I've seen through some of the harsh realities of society, yet I'm powerless to change them, and that causes me so much pain. Like Duan Xuanyu, a dignified emperor, even he had things he feared.]
[Wow, even eating shit can elevate the theme.]
The guests enjoyed their breakfast, but now it was time to begin their ordeal.
Although the main task for this episode is to film a short drama, the production team hasn't chosen a script yet, so the guests have to do other tasks for now.
In the first two episodes, the guests have already gotten to know each other's personalities better.
However, they haven't learned about each other's businesses in detail yet.
In marriage, the financial capabilities of one's spouse are also an important factor in determining whether the marriage can remain stable.
So, the task for the morning was: the male guests would earn money through their jobs, and the female guests would participate in a cooking competition.
In the afternoon, the roles are reversed: the female guest goes to earn money, while the male guest stays home with other tasks.
You have to make money around here.
Because there's a film and television base here, there are quite a few opportunities to make money.
Many big names in the film and television industry and the investment industry come here to work.
Many celebrities have bought houses here for the convenience of filming.
It all depends on whether the guests can seize the opportunity.
The show also features a panel of professional food critics who will score the dishes prepared by the female guests.
The money earned by the guests will be divided into points based on the amount earned, with the highest earner receiving 10 points, the next highest receiving 9 points, and so on.
In the evening, the guest with the highest total score has the right to change their partner.
Then you can switch places with someone you truly like!
This dating reality show is getting increasingly outrageous, even separating male and female guests for the competition... I'd like to ask you, what is the purpose of producing a dating reality show?
[It's confirmed! This isn't a dating reality show; it's a competitive variety show!]
[I've never seen anything this exciting, not even a sports game!]
[Aaaaaah, don't break up my couple! Mianmian and Tyrant Bro, you two better step up your game! Protect the ones you love!]
When this bizarre rule was introduced, Duan Hongxu became somewhat worried about his ancestors.
His ancestors didn't have jobs in modern times!
He did bring his academic certificate, so he could give it to his ancestors and then help them find jobs.
However, Duan Hongxu then thought about it again...
Of the four male guests, only the Old Ancestor truly loves Su Mian.
However, the other male guests, including myself, also had to get in touch with Su Mian for various reasons.
If the ancestor doesn't earn a single penny and has the fewest points, then Su Mian has a chance of being snatched away by other male guests.
Wouldn't that achieve our goal of breaking them up?
Duan Hongxu almost burst out laughing.
The thought that his ancestors hadn't made much money made Duan Hongxu not want to work hard today.
He doesn't need to use his strength at all.
All you need to do is find a game boosting service online, earn a thousand or so yuan, and you can easily beat Duan Xuanyu!
He even "kindly" helped Duan Xuanyu: "You don't know how to make money, do you? I'll arrange for a headhunter from nearby to come over. You can ask him what kind of work you're suited for."
Gu Yichen quickly contacted a local hospital with which he had long-term ties and began practicing medicine there.
Doctors are different from ordinary workers; ordinary workers are generally not allowed to work for several companies at the same time.
But it's different for doctors. The authorities encourage capable doctors to work at multiple hospitals, a practice known as "multi-site practice."
Even small hospitals in these small places can have top specialists available for consultations.
The fees earned from performing surgeries and consultations can amount to several thousand yuan.
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Lin Xi was originally considered a difficult opponent to beat.
Because financial companies can't possibly get the money in half a day for all the trusts, securities, investments, and loans they offer.
But he really wanted to win today.
So he put on his sunglasses and hired a few security guards.
Check if there are any deadbeats in the neighborhood who refuse to pay their debts, and go to their homes to collect.
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Duan Xuanyu met with the headhunter introduced by Duan Hongxu.
The headhunter brought a computer.
Simply input the job seeker's qualifications into his database, and he can find suitable jobs for them.
The headhunter doesn't watch variety shows at all, and because of his information silo, he couldn't find Duan Xuanyu on social media, so he didn't know him.
He first sized up Duan Xuanyu's appearance; there was nothing to criticize about him.
The headhunter then asked, "Sir, which school did you graduate from?"
Duan Xuanyu: "The Imperial Academy."
The headhunter frowned, unable to find any college or university graduates with that name in his database.
It's probably some kind of unaccredited school that the education bureau doesn't recognize.
The headhunter then asked, "Have you finished nine years of compulsory education?"
Duan Xuanyu: "I haven't read it."
The headhunter typed "illiterate" into his computer.
Headhunter: "What work experience do you have?"
Duan Xuanyu: "I was a hostage for ten years, the crown prince for two and a half years, and the emperor for half a year."
The headhunter typed "intellectual disability" into the computer.
[Hahaha, "Illiterate" and "Intellectual Disability"]
[I'm so worried for Tyrant Bro! His persona as an ancient emperor who travels to the present is the most outrageous of all, but also the most firmly established. It hasn't collapsed yet, but if he continues to stick to that persona today, he won't make any money!]
[He could apply for a history teacher position, specializing in the history of the Northern Liang Dynasty; I'm sure no one knows it better than him! But you can't earn much money in half a day like that!]
[This task from the production team is too difficult for the guests! There are very few jobs that can earn money in half a day!]
[How about registering as a delivery rider...]
The headhunter quickly found a suitable job for him in the pool of job postings.
"If you're looking for work around here, there's a film crew at the next base that's currently recruiting extras."
Duan Xuanyu: "How much money can you make in half a day?"
Headhunter: "Forty, including a boxed lunch. Playing a dead person gets you an extra ten yuan bonus, wearing mourning clothes gets you an extra twenty, getting beaten and rained on gets you an extra thirty. Which do you choose?"
Duan Xuanyu didn't want to choose either of them.
That's far too little profit.
Duan Hongxu can earn a thousand yuan or so just by playing games.
I finally managed to live with Su Mian, how could I let someone else take advantage of the situation?
No, we have to think of a way.
You need to earn more than all other men to protect your wife!