I'm Damn Good at Fortune-Telling, So What's Wrong with Being a Little Extra?
Chapter 79

Got a hammer? Smash it!

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[lol, Chu Gouzi, you're a real dog!]

[ Chu Gouzi: You green tea b*tch! Stay away from me!!!]

[Isn't Chu Mo going too far? Isn't it only natural to be afraid? What's wrong with him getting a little closer to you?!]

[Why is he standing next to me, Chu Gouzi, instead of Director Yang?! Who knows if he's trying to ride on Chu Gouzi's coattails? Our Chu Gouzi may be a bit of a dog, and his mouth is a bit sharp, but besides Jian Yuanjia, who here can rival his popularity?]

[Oh, are you guys really trying to tarnish Film Emperor Chu's image?]

[Does he need us to criticize him?! He's got enough on his own!]

[ Chuchu, fly bravely! Take responsibility if something happens! Keep it up! [doge emoji]]

[ Chu Gouzi, could you be any more of a dog?! Are you scared?! Do you think we haven't seen you dismantle someone's escape room props with your bare hands?!]

[Hilarious! If you want to take advantage of my wife, just say so!]

Ji Nanshu raised an eyebrow. "Hmm? Teacher Chu, are you scared?"

Chu Mo hesitated for a moment, then nodded firmly. Yes! He was scared!

Ji Nanshu smiled meaningfully, "Then... Teacher Chu will have to keep a close eye on things..."

Bai Nanyu Death Ray: This is what you call being a germaphobe?!

Director Yang scratched his head, his chubby face filled with embarrassment. "Ha!! Hahahaha!!!" Film Emperor Chu, you really know how to ruin things!!

No one paid any attention to this little incident except Bai Nanyu, and they continued walking forward.

The corridor wasn't long; at the end was an iron door with a combination lock. It seemed I needed to find the code to move forward.

Bai Nanyu's eyes widened, and he said with a troubled expression, "Huh? Does this mean we have to find the password? What should we do? I'm really bad at this kind of thing..."

Director Yang looked left and right, but avoided looking at Ji Nanshu and the other two.

Ha, you want a hint from him? No way!!

Ji Nanshu had no intention of messing with Director Yang; he said, "You guys step back a bit."

Chu Mo and Director Yang were puzzled, but they obediently retreated behind Ji Nanshu.

Bai Nanyu was inwardly disdainful, but still uttered flattering words. "Ah, Third Brother~ are you...?"

Before he could finish speaking, a loud bang was heard, and the iron gate opened.

Director Yang was shocked. "!!!!"

"Why did you just kick the door open?!"

Damn it!!! This will cost us money!!!

Ji Nanshu tilted his head, asking in confusion, "Isn't this a locked room escape room? Aren't we supposed to get out through this door? But we're out now, aren't we?"

Director Yang: "..."

Heavens above! Earth below! Who will save him?!

Bai Nanyu looked disapproving. "Third Brother... that's not how you play escape rooms... you're doing it like this..."

Ji Nanshu suddenly took a step back and said, "It seems you're quite skilled. Please, it's up to you now."

Bai Nanyu said aggrievedly, "Third brother... why are you targeting me like this? I know you don't like me, but I... but I never wanted to compete with you for anything... even if Brother Jingyi doesn't like you, you can't take it all out on me!"

"Besides, Brother Jingyi and I are already engaged, Third Brother... I beg you, please don't take Brother Jingyi away from me, I really can't live without him."

Ji Nanshu was surprised, then slowly curled the corners of her lips and said, "Targeting you? Why would you think that? Me—"

"I simply hate people like you who can't do anything but cry."

"Also, I'd be disgusted even if you gave me that rotten cucumber, He Jingyi, so don't associate him with me!"

"Now, get out of here!"

[Ahhh, my wife is so cool!!]

[No, I need to get some perfume to get rid of this overpowering green tea smell!]

Why are you all targeting our Little Nanyu?! Did Nanyu say something wrong? It was Ji Nanshu who tried to seduce someone's fiancé, okay?

[Disgusting! Mistresses deserve to die!]

[Heh, I don't know if Ji Nanshu is seducing He Jingyi, but your Little Nanyu is blatantly trying to seduce Chu Gouzi. Too bad, even if we offered Gouzi a prize, he wouldn't take it!]

After saying that, Ji Nanshu pulled Chu Mo and continued forward. After walking a few steps, they bumped into someone.

"Aa ...

Jin Shi's lips twitched, and he placed his hand on Jian Yuanjia's head, saying, "It's your Nanshu."

Huh? The Nanshu?!

Jian Yuanjia immediately perked up, his eyes sparkling. " Nanshu!!! Waaaaah, this awful place is terrifying!!! That scoundrel Director Yang!! I curse him to never have the seasoning packet in his instant noodles!!!"

"That's such a pity! How could a famous director like me be reduced to eating instant noodles?!"

It was Director Yang's voice, filled with gritted teeth. That Jian Yuanjia!! How could he be so vicious! What's wrong with him eating instant noodles?! Instant noodles are already so unhealthy!! He even cursed him to not have a seasoning packet?!

That's outrageous!!!

Upon hearing Director Yang's voice, Jian Yuanjia's eyes widened immediately, and he promptly exposed him. " Director Yang, don't think I don't know you're a homebody who picks his stinky feet at home! I've seen you eating instant noodles!"

"Hmph! It's too late for you to deny it. I not only curse you to never have seasoning packets when you eat instant noodles, but I also curse you to never have pull tabs when you buy cans! Never have straws when you buy milk tea! Never have toilet paper when you go to the toilet! And never have watermelon full of seeds when you eat watermelon!"

Director Yang: "..."

Ji Nanshu covered her face; this way of arguing was like something a primary school student would do...

Jin Shi forward, grabbed Jian Yuanjia by the back of his collar, and pulled him towards himself, saying, "Let's go. The clues should point over there."

"Huh? That's right." Jian Yuanjia grabbed Jin Shi's sleeve while calling back to Ji Nanshu, " Nanshu, Brother Chu, hurry up and catch up!"

As for why he doesn't Director Yang and Bai Nanyu, well, he doesn't want to be called a scumbag and a green tea b*tch!

The clue led to a room, and as soon as they entered, the door slammed shut!

Bai Nanyu shuddered again in fright and tried to crawl to Chu Mo's side, but unfortunately, there was Ji Nanshu, Jian Yuanjia, and Director Yang, who was worth two people, between them. He could only shrink behind Director Yang with tears in his eyes, feeling wronged.

The room was small and had no windows. Directly opposite the entrance was a bed, with a rectangular cabinet at the foot of the bed. Above the bed was a ventilation opening, large enough for a child of about ten years old to pass through.

Ji Nanshu pointed to the cabinet and said, " A-Mo, go and move the cabinet."

Chu Mo obediently moved the cabinet, and behind it was a low, locked door.

Jian Yuanjia squatted in front of the door. "This dog hole... no, how do I open this door?"

Director Yang spoke before Ji Nanshu could, "Don't kick it away!!"

Ji Nanshu glanced at the low door and slowly said, "I won't kick it down; this door is too difficult to kick."

The next second--

"Got a hammer? Let's smash it!"

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