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Chapter 1470

On the importance of mastering a foreign language!

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Yanyun City is now more than 150 kilometers away from Da Zhou.

This is a well-developed first-tier city, and also a tourist city.

And now it happens to be tourist season, so there are a lot of people coming to Yanyun City to visit.

At this moment, on the ring road leading into Yanyun City, a silver-gray minivan is slowly inching forward amidst the congested traffic.

"Are you guys fucking crazy? You cut in line, fine, but you didn't even bother to say hello. And if you didn't even say hello, would it kill you to use your turn signal? You just keep cutting in! Who gave you the right to do that?"

Da Zhou was holding up his phone, cursing loudly at a Mercedes-Benz that was trying to cut in front of him on the right.

The other person was also a woman, who looked to be under thirty years old. She had a pretty face, but her slanted eyebrows were such a blemish that they ruined her appearance, making her look sharp and mean.

They were also taking pictures with their phones, and their mouths were constantly moving.

"I cut in line, so what? Go ahead and run me over with your junk! This is a Mercedes, worth 1.5 million. Can you afford to pay for it?"

"Damn it, my Da Zhou loves to teach people like you who dare to defy me a lesson. If you dare to challenge me, I'll charge you."

At this moment, another girl in the passenger seat of the Mercedes-Benz suddenly leaned over and said something to the woman with the bushy eyebrows, pointing at Da Zhou as she spoke.

A moment later, the woman, looking displeased, put away her phone, closed the car window, adjusted the car's direction, and turned to the other side.

"You chickened out already? How boring," Da Zhou said smugly.

"They probably recognized us," Xiao Qiuqiu chuckled.

"If the production team hadn't cartoonized the random people in the live stream, this person would have been trending for days. I hate people like that the most."

"It seems like the new members Erdai and Meng'er have to stop at Yanyun City, right? Let me see... Oh wow, that's their second stop!" Xiao Qiuqiu suddenly said.

"Wait, are Erdai and Meng'er on the same platform? How did they end up together?"

"Didn't you hear the show's new rules at all? According to the new rules, there are no longer platform restrictions on streamers teaming up."

"As for who gets paired with whom, and who gets to join a group, that's entirely up to the audience."

"Hehehe, the audience knows how to team up! These two have such long legs, they must be really strong! Slurp!"

Xiao Qiuqiu laughed and said, "Indeed, the audience really knows how to choose."

"The two of them continued the route of the eliminated group; the group that was eliminated earlier had already completed the first city."

"You mean we'll run into Erdai?"

"Hehe, they were airdropped into Yanyun City, and they're still working Yanyun City to earn their travel expenses."

Da Zhou and the others have a casual relationship with Meng'er, since they are not on the same platform and their live streams are not in the same category.

Meng'er is a purely attractive streamer.

However, he has a good relationship with Erdai, who is on the same platform, and they often play games together.

We also meet frequently in person.

"Then let's go find them directly!" Da Zhou made the decision immediately.

Because of severe traffic congestion, it was already past 4 PM by the time Da Zhou and her group drove into the city.

Da Zhou knew Erdai and her group's current location because her phone was always on live stream.

It was easy to spot the two people handing out flyers in front of a restaurant.

Da Zhou and his companion parked the car in a nearby parking lot before sneaking up on Erdai and the others.

Ling Yi, on the other hand, followed behind them on his skateboard. Taking advantage of the two women's inattention, he turned a corner and disappeared into the crowd.

Da Zhou Erdai and Meng'er True Unity Sect seeing Meng Er that they didn't notice Ling Yi was gone.

"Robbery! Hand over your height, weight, and circumference!" Da Zhou suddenly shouted from behind Erdai.

"What the heck, Da Zhou, Xiao Qiuqiu?" Erdai was startled, but when he saw who it was, his face lit up with surprise.

"Why are you here? Ah, where is Tianpeng? Quickly, I want to see Tianpeng."

" Tianpeng isn't... Oh no, where is Tianpeng?" Da Zhou exclaimed in surprise.

The disappearance of Tianpeng instantly ignited the entire internet and quickly rose to the top of the trending topics.

Meanwhile, Ling Yi had already turned into an alley, placed his phone on the ground, sent a message to Da Zhou, and began to wait quietly.

A few minutes later, five figures appeared at the entrance of the alley.

Upon seeing Ling Yi sitting quietly in the alley, the five figures involuntarily paused for a moment.

"Hehe, it seems this little thing intentionally led us here," Extra Number Three chuckled.

"He's just a pig after all. He has some brains, but not many. Wouldn't you call this walking right into Luowang?" Extra Number Two sneered.

"Be careful, everyone, this pig is very powerful," said Extra Number One cautiously.

"Can it be more powerful than a gun?" Extra Number Five scoffed.

Yes, all five of Central City guns, but they were all tranquilizer guns. Their goal was to capture Ling Yi Ling Yi, not to kill him, because a dead Ling Yi would be of no use.

"Are you sure you want to help me? What kind of person are you?" At this moment, Ling Yi suddenly spoke up.

Although his pronunciation was severely off, it was because it was Ling Yi's first time speaking and he was still a little unaccustomed to it.

After all, the vocal structures of pigs are too different from those of humans.

But with a little practice and some pronunciation Correction, it shouldn't be a problem for people to understand you.

The reason Ling Yi never spoke in front of Da Zhou and the others was mainly because he was afraid of scaring them and the viewers in the live stream.

After all, it's incredibly bizarre for a pig to start talking.

See, these five guys are totally dumbfounded now.

People are always instinctively afraid when faced with the unknown.

At that moment, all five of them felt a chill run down their spines.

"Holy crap, did that thing just talk?" Number Three said, shuddering.

"It's like he's asking us who we are?" Number Four swallowed hard.

"Can you understand me?"

"The Hami people behind us are probably asking who we are, right?"

"Damn, this thing is scary, it's terrifying. We need to shoot quickly, lest things get complicated."

At the leader's command, the five men simultaneously raised their pistols and began firing at Ling Yi without hesitation.

However, Ling Yi possessed the Cat's Balance Perception and the Spider's Danger Sense, coupled with a constitution of 20 points, allowing him to dodge the tranquilizer gun bullets as if strolling in a garden.

With a sudden acceleration, it rushed towards the five people.

Ling Yi was too fast; even though they saw Ling Yi movements, their bodies couldn't react in time.

"Click click click..."

A series of cracking sounds rang out.

Ling Yi showed no mercy, breaking both legs of the five men, then kicking away the tranquilizer guns in their hands, and also finding their cell phones.

Then he took a few steps back and stood quietly not far away, watching the five people wailing and screaming.

Ling Yi chose this alley because it was remote and there were no surveillance cameras nearby.

A dozen minutes later, the five men's screams turned into hissing and groaning.

"Hao Shuou, is it a question to be answered?" Ling Yi asked again.

The five of them barely made it. Brother, what are you talking about?

All four looked at Number Three, and Ling Yi also looked at Number Three.

"He, he probably means, tell me, who sent you!"

Then the four looked at Ling Yi, and after seeing Ling Yi nod, they couldn't help but admire Number Three.

Even Ling Yi felt that this Number Three was something special.

"He's a guy, and when I ask him, he's a guy who drinks!"

"He said, 'Answer me, you only have one chance!'" Number Three volunteered to translate.

That's impressive! Ling Yi was genuinely curious—how did this guy figure it out?

"How did you figure that out?" Number Five couldn't help but ask.

"My brother has a lisp, almost like Tianpeng), his tongue can't curl!"

Is this about having a lisp? This is practically a different language!

Ten minutes later, Ling Yi slid out of the alley on a skateboard.

A quick glance revealed a black SUV parked by the roadside, with three people inside.

They were all wearing sunglasses and masks; they were the same three people Ling Yi had seen this morning.

The expressions on the faces of all three were somewhat cold at this moment.

"Five people are still answering!" one of them said coldly, putting down his phone.

"Either these five people had ulterior motives, or something happened to them."

"These five people don't have that kind of guts. Something must have happened. We all underestimated this pig."

"What to do?"

"This thing's Wisdom and power have far exceeded our expectations. After this experience, it will likely be even more vigilant. We need to be fully prepared before we make a move."

"Big brother, how about we just arrest Da Zhou and the others?" the person in the passenger seat asked, turning around.

The man in the back seat shook his head and said, "Not yet. Otherwise, it would cause too much of a stir. If the company gets targeted, we're all finished. Never underestimate the power of the authorities."

"Keep an eye on it; there will always be an opportunity."

Just then, the three of them suddenly heard a "bang".

A chubby little white piglet with a cell phone hanging around its neck appeared on the front hood.

He was grinning at them, a strangely human-like smile on his face.

All three felt a chill run down their spines, and a cold sensation shot up from the eight gullies to the top of their heads.

Ling Yi then raised the pig's trotter and slammed it directly into the windshield.

"Click!"

Large cracks appeared in the glass, and all three of them involuntarily shuddered.

"Drive! Drive! Throw him out!" the man in the back seat yelled.

The person in the driver's seat frantically started the car and slammed on the gas pedal.

The sudden acceleration of the car caused Ling Yi to stumble, then tumble and fall off the front of the car.

But relying on his cat-like Perception of balance, he adjusted his body and landed easily on the ground, his movements appearing surprisingly Xiaosa and elegant.

Ling Yi turned around, jumped onto the skateboard by the roadside, and quickly kicked the ground a few times with his short legs.

The skateboard shot off like a bolt of Lightning...

As a result, many people witnessed a truly comical scene.

A pig with a cell phone around its neck and a skateboard on its feet is frantically chasing a black SUV.

But this is the city, with lots of cars and people, which greatly affects the speed of the SUV.

Although they were crazy, they dared not actually hurt anyone; otherwise, once they attracted the attention of the authorities, they would have no way to escape.

"Damn it, that little pig is still following us, we have no chance of escaping!" the passenger in the front seat shouted angrily.

"Go into that alley on the right and cripple him!" The "boss" behind him pulled out a pistol and said coldly.

"Good!"

The car suddenly turned right and drove straight into an alley next to a shopping mall.

They then drove deeper into the alley until there were no more cameras around, at which point they stopped.

The three men got out of the car, each pulled out a pistol, and pointed it at the alleyway behind them.

However, Ling Yi, who was supposed to be following behind them, did not appear.

Several minutes passed, but Ling Yi still did not appear.

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