At that moment, on the wall above their heads, a plump little white pig was rapidly approaching, much like a kitten.
The pig moved very fast, but its steps were light and silent, which looked extremely eerie.
"Big brother, it's on the wall," one of them shouted.
All three looked up and saw Ling Yi's familiar yet unfamiliar Keep Running movements, and their pupils contracted.
"Shot!"
"Pfft pfft pfft..."
All three men's pistols were equipped with silencers, and the sound was like the dull thud of firecrackers being shoved into the ground when they exploded.
But Ling Yi's body would either accelerate or decelerate, like a ghost, easily dodging the bullets.
"What the hell is this monster?"
The three men grew increasingly terrified and frantically pulled the triggers.
Ling Yi even had Kung Fu Hustle to think, "So a pistol with a silencer can still be this noisy."
Pistol bullets are limited, and by the time the three men's pistol magazines were empty, Ling Yi had just arrived above them.
He jumped directly off the wall, landing precisely on the arm of a man holding a gun, his hind legs springing back like springs.
As the plump figure leaped into the air, the immense force caused the man's arm to suddenly sink downwards.
A sharp pain caused the man to lose his grip on the pistol, which fell to the ground.
"Ah!" The man screamed, staggering and nearly falling.
Ling Yi, using this force, leaped onto the opposite building. As if scaling walls, he turned sideways, Keep Running a few steps vertically along the wall, and then turned and charged towards another person.
The man instinctively covered his head with his hands, but Ling Yi nimbly adjusted his body in mid-air and slammed his four pig hooves hard onto the man's shoulders.
Ling Yi's Dali sent the man flying backward, crashing into the side door of the SUV with a loud thud.
"Asshole!"
The man forced himself to steady himself, feeling the intense pain in his shoulder, and cursed loudly.
Ling Yi's four short legs, like springs, used the rebound force to propel him straight at the last person.
The man was terrified and frantically pulled the trigger, but his pistol was already out of bullets, making a "click, click" sound.
Then Ling Yi shoved him directly into the stomach, and he screamed and rolled away.
Ling Yi did not stop attacking, after all, these three had not completely lost their Combat.
A few minutes later, Ling Yi looked at the three unconscious people and hummed with satisfaction.
Then he picked up one of their phones and dialed the reporting number.
Once the call connected, Ling Yi skillfully pulled out the stylus from his phone case and quickly tapped on his phone using a voice reading app.
A voice speaking Mandarin with a Northeastern accent came from his phone...
Voice reading software allows you to choose AI voice templates, including those for the elderly, children, young women, and handsome men, in Mandarin and regional accents—almost any type you want is available.
However, unlocking these sound templates requires spending money.
Ling Yi transferred 100,000 yuan to himself using Xiao Qiuqiu's phone; he's now a little pig with money.
I spent over two thousand yuan to permanently unlock all the voice templates.
Ling Yi glanced at the three unconscious men one last time, sneered, and Xiaosa away on his skateboard.
However, Ling Yi did not immediately go back to find Da Zhou and the others. After leaving the alley, he planned to find a restaurant to eat something.
Aside from eating two steamed buns this morning, Ling Yi hasn't eaten anything else yet.
It was already 4:30 in the afternoon, Ling Yi was starving.
Ling Yi skateboarded around, looking for a restaurant.
This scene was witnessed by many people, and some recognized Ling Yi's identity. Soon, a group of people with mobile phones followed behind him, taking pictures of him.
Some people even started live streaming.
Ling Yi finally experienced the troubles of being an internet celebrity.
The noisy crowd around me was really annoying, and what's worse, some people even started hitting me.
It's one thing for young women to get handsy, but what's with several grown men doing it?
"Haha, this Tianpeng is clearly showing favoritism, it's confirmed, he's just a little pig."
" Tianpeng, where are you going? Da Zhou, Erdai and the others are going crazy looking for you!" someone in the crowd asked.
Ling Yi suddenly stopped his skateboard, twitched his nose twice, and with a quick jerk of his short legs, the skateboard turned and headed towards a restaurant.
Everyone immediately understood Ling Yi's meaning: were they going to a restaurant for dinner?
People were curious and wanted to know how this little pig got into the restaurant, so a group of them followed Ling Yi.
This is a Northeastern Chinese restaurant, and perhaps because it's not mealtime, there isn't a single customer at the moment.
Inside the restaurant, a long-haired girl wearing a black T-shirt and black jeans was peeling garlic.
This girl is very pretty, with a pure and innocent face. She looks to be about twenty-one or twenty-two years old, a little chubby, but in a very healthy way. She's pleasing to the eye at first glance.
Seeing a group of people following a little pig in with a whooshing sound, I was immediately startled.
Immediately afterwards, their eyes lit up.
"Oh my god, Tianpeng?"
The girl had a loud voice that startled everyone who entered the restaurant.
Even Ling Yi looked up at the girl in surprise.
Good heavens, not only was her voice loud, but it was also deep. Although you could tell it was a woman's voice, for some reason, Ling Yi had a feeling of facing a female Zhang Fei.
The contrast is too great.
The girl walked up to Ling Yi in a few steps and was about to hug Ling Yi without warning, but Ling Yi dodged her.
"Hey, you're just running to my restaurant because you're hungry and want to eat. Give me a hug, and I'll get you something good to eat."
"Order whatever you want!"
The girl clearly didn't want to give up. She came up to Ling Yi again, patted the headlight, and said...
Ling Yi looked visibly repulsed.
A man behind him joked, "Brother Zhao Ya, you need a beautiful woman to hug Tianpeng. You're such a clumsy fool; you might accidentally hurt him while trying to hug Tianpeng."
Clearly, this man knew the girl.
Just then, Zhao Ya suddenly changed her expression, revealing a very sweet and lovely smile, cupping her face in her hands, her eyes curving into crescent moons.
In a high-pitched, Mengmeng voice, she said, "Can I have a hug?"
Everyone in the restaurant shuddered involuntarily, including Ling Yi.
That sound is absolutely outrageous; it's hard to imagine that one person could produce two such extreme sounds at the same time.
While Ling Yi was still in a Kung Fu Hustle, Ling Yi Zhao Ya grabbed him and stuffed him into the headlight.
"You little punk, no matter how tough you are, you'll still have to kneel before my buddy's 'clamping voice.' I'm just asking you, are you going to clamp down or not?"
Ling Yi struggled a few times, then gave up. The key was that he didn't dare to use too much force; he couldn't afford to pay for it if he broke it.
Ling Yi dared not exert any force, but the tiger woman was really using all her strength. If it weren't for Ling Yi's special physique, he probably would have been crippled.
But you have to admit, Zhao Ya's headlights are much brighter than Xiao Qiuqiu's, Ling Yi felt the vastness of the Dahai.
At that moment, Zhao Ya shouted towards the kitchen, "Brother, get me some hearty dishes: braised pork knuckle, pig's trotters, braised pork belly, roast chicken, pork intestines, and all that!"
"It's not even lunchtime yet, and people are already here?" A young man yawned as he walked out of the kitchen.
I was startled to see a group of people at the restaurant.
"Hey bro, what's going on?"
"Look at the photo, this is Tianpeng, and these are all Tianpeng's fans."
The young man clearly knew Tianpeng, and he came over to grab Tianpeng, but Zhao Ya dodged him.
"The Tianpeng rarely sees beautiful women. Are you a beautiful woman?"
But you're not exactly a beauty either.
Zhao Ya kicked him, saying, "Who are you calling not beautiful? Who are you calling not beautiful? Hurry up and cook, just put the food in the pot, we'll share a table later and everyone can eat together."
The bickering between the brother and sister is quite amusing.
Some knew them, and some didn't; under Zhao Ya's direction, they began moving tables and chairs.
A large table was quickly set up, and the group found seats and sat down.
Zhao Ya placed Ling Yi on the table, lay down in front of Ling Yi, and stared at Ling Yi with her big, bright eyes.
Ling Yi felt a little uncomfortable under Zhao Ya's gaze.
He took a few steps back from the table, then skillfully put his phone down and started typing on it.
A voice with a Northeastern accent came from the phone. "What are you worried about!"
"What are you looking at!" Zhao Ya retorted instinctively.
"Try looking at another one!"
"Wow, you actually learned to type with pinyin! Your speed is even faster than mine." Zhao Ya said, giving Ling Yi a thumbs up.
It's obvious that this girl really likes Ling Yi.
"Where did you get this voice pack? The Northeastern dialect sounds really Earthly Dao. Did Da Zhou and the others download it for you?"
"How did you become so smart? Hey, the internet says you're a mutant, are you really a mutant?"
Do you prefer beautiful women or beautiful pigs?
This woman's mouth was like a machine gun, constantly firing off.
Moreover, that distinctive husky voice gave Ling Yi and everyone around him a headache.
And what the hell is this "American pig"? What the hell is "American pig" anyway?
Ling Yi quickly typed a few things on the talker, then proceeded to Copy and paste.
The voice coming from the phone was. "Back, back, back..."
Zhao Ya immediately blushed, as if she had been paused, and scolded, "My gossipy nature has struck again, sorry!"
The word "retreat" was quite clever, and Zhao Ya's words were also interesting, causing everyone around to burst into laughter.
Ling Yi thought this girl was really interesting.
She has a very straightforward personality, knows how to use internet memes, and is good at creating funny content; she'd be perfect for being an internet celebrity.
Ling Yi glanced around at the people filming videos and livestreaming... Hmm... this girl will probably become an internet celebrity soon.
Zhao Ya's older brother is named Zhao Hu. He is an excellent cook, and his Northeastern Chinese dishes are incredibly Earthly Dao.
The key is the big pork knuckle and pig's trotters; they really serve the whole pot of them!
Ling Yi enjoyed his meal immensely, not only eating to his heart's content, but also with Zhao Ya assisting him throughout.
Just as they finished their meal, Da Zhou and his group found the place based on information they found online.
Before leaving, Zhao Ya and her brother gave Da Zhou and her family a plastic bag full of vegetables, all of them high-quality produce.
Zhao Ya saw Ling Yi and the others off for a long way before reluctantly returning home.
Although they were just strangers who met, this brother and sister left a very deep impression on everyone.
She's quite an interesting girl.
As expected, Zhao Ya became an internet sensation, and her shop became a popular spot for online influencers.
I believe this brother and sister will have a good life from now on.