Warhammer: What Do You Mean You Romanced the Tyranids?
Chapter 216

Staging the Whole Show (Part One)

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The aftermath of Elf Gork Rally unleashed a massive wave of waaagh frenzy throughout the entire space station.

Before the cheers at the finish line had even subsided, the name of the Hokage Clan had already spread to every corner of Carl II.

Those Ork Boyz who used to only recognize the old clans now talk about " Sasuke " and "the speedster from Hokage " all the time.

Even the graffiti on the wall changed from the Evil Sunz Clan's crimson round face symbol, which grinned wickedly and shot out sunfires, to the Hokage Clan's colorful cloud symbol.

Riding on the unprecedented prestige brought by the Elf Gawk Championship, this newly emerging clan, which had only risen to prominence a few months prior, became a force to be reckoned with.

They overwhelmingly surpassed the vast majority of the established clans of Carl II.

Merchants from the Bad Moons Clan were busy trying to establish connections with the Hokage Clan, hoping to secure the equipment supply rights.

The boys of the Evil Sunz Clan ran in droves to the Hokage Clan's camp, wanting to test their speed against the Hokage boys.

Even the notoriously reclusive Snakebites sent messengers to convey their desire for an alliance.

The reason is simple: the special Squig that the Hokage Clan exhibited on Elf Gawk were too attractive to them.

But Lynn rejected them because these "secret technologies" absolutely could not be leaked on Carl II.

The only clan that can reliably suppress the Hokage Clan is the Deathskulls Clan.

That clan, with the Mekboy Chandler at its helm, was like a stabilizing force on the Carl II, remaining steadfast amidst the turbulent outside world.

This was Lynn's only regret; he had prepared a special "gift" for Chandler for this Elf Gork Rally.

However, Chandler never showed up throughout the entire process.

Even the giant-footed Sith, who was stationed in the core area, was watching the match with his Psychic Power.

At the moment Sasuke reversed gravity, he even actively emitted a Psychic Power signal, giving his approval to this astonishing feat.

But Chandler, the undisputed leader of Carl II, remained secluded in his workshop, making no move whatsoever.

Otherwise, if Lynn found out where the other party's laboratory was located, this plan could have ended sooner.

"What a pity." In the control room, Lynn looked at the monitoring report in his hand.

"But it's okay, one step at a time. We've already achieved our goal for this stage."

He never wanted just a rally championship.

The prestige brought by the championship was merely a stepping stone in his plan.

Just three days after the event ended, Lynn and Toothy visited the headquarters of the Orks on Carl II, carrying dozens of boxes full of premium Toothdoels.

Relying on the fame gained from being champion Elf Gawk, and with enough teeth to pave the way, the Hokage Clan successfully replaced the Evil Sunz Clan.

They seized command of all mobile and reconnaissance forces at the Carl II Space Station front.

These two positions were originally exclusive to the Evil Sunz Clan.

After all, in the common perception of all Orks, the boys of the Evil Sunz Clan are the fastest runners of all Orks.

But now, all the Orks on Carl II are sticking to one principle.

The Hokage Clan, capable of winning the Elf Gawk Championship, are truly ruthless characters who have pushed speed to its limits.

More importantly, mobile units have a pitifully low presence in the current Carl II.

Humanity's Imperial Fleet has been stationed on the outskirts of the star system for almost two months, with their defensive formation perfectly impenetrable.

The tactics of the Evil Sunz Clan, which relied on small assault boats and space motorcycles to harass and charge, were ineffective against the Imperium's Void Shield and Macro-cannon, as they couldn't even get close.

Every time they charged in, they ended up getting killed. Over time, even the Evil Sunz Clan themselves became too lazy to take on these two thankless and arduous tasks.

The Hokage Clan wanted to take over, and the other clans naturally had no objections.

After all, it's difficult to achieve any results from this position, and it doesn't threaten the core interests of other clans.

What they didn't know was that Lynn was the boss of the outer human fleet.

The moment Lynn gained command, he had Toothy over the scrap yard of Carl II.

They spent a fortune to bring in Carl II's Kazik, the second-ranked Mekboy after Chandler.

They also recruited over a hundred top-tier Mekboy young men from various clans as assistants, and tailored a new batch of assault boats for the Hokage Clan's mobile forces.

Lynn's requirement was summed up in two words: top-of-the-line.

As for the budget? There is no upper limit.

This statement drove Kazik and the group of Mekboy young players absolutely crazy.

The Orks Mekboy's biggest dream in life is to freely develop " my Waaagh! " technology.

Don't worry about material costs or whether you have enough teeth, just go for the most waaagh-like results.

In just half a month, the most luxurious space assault ship, Carl II, was born in the Hokage Clan's shipyard.

A total of five hundred Hokage Assault Boats, each one a culmination of the Orks technology on the Carl II.

The hull is made from scrap materials that even the Deathskulls Clan wouldn't use, and the engine is the most advanced engine from the Evil Sunz Clan.

Its speed is in no way inferior to Evil Sunz's exclusive assault boat.

The bow of the ship was welded with Assault Cannon and laser cannons specially made by the Bad Moons Clan.

A salvo of five hundred ships could even briefly suppress the Imperium's escort fleet.

The ship was also piled high with the advanced technology of the Deathskulls Clan.

Boarding Torpedo capable of ignoring the Void Shield and launching the kids directly into the enemy ship's cabin.

The ammunition and power all depended on the squeaky cannons that the boys " Waaagh! ".

There are also noisy engines that can generate deafening noise in space, interfering with enemy communications and fire control systems.

The most crucial point is that the hulls of all five hundred assault boats were painted with the finest purple pigment from the Carl II.

The Hokage Clan boys now firmly believe in one principle:

Purple, it makes you invisible!

These words came from the mouth of the leader who led them to the Elf Gawk Championship, Seven-Smasha.

The boys were convinced of this, and every time they went out on patrol in their assault boats, they felt like the most stealthy hunters in the entire galaxy.

And so, the most luxurious and terrifying Orks mobile force in the history of Carl II was officially formed.

Other established clans, however, were full of disdain and ridicule towards this.

"He's just a nouveau riche who got rich by sheer luck, no different from those toothless idiots in Bad Moons."

The burly men of the Goffs Clan puffed out smoke rings and gave the middle finger towards the Hokage Clan's shipyard.

"What good is good equipment? What are we going to deal with? They can't even get close to the Imperial Fleet. In the end, they'll still have to rely on us."

This statement was accepted by the vast majority of clans.

In their eyes, the Hokage Clan was just a newly rich family that became famous overnight thanks to a single match.

No matter how much fancy equipment you have, it's completely useless when you actually have to fight a small fry.

The Hokage Clan, which had just gained fame by winning the Elf Gawk Championship, desperately needed a real, tough battle to prove they weren't just all show and no substance.

This tough battle came sooner than anyone expected.

Just as the Hokage Clan boys finished familiarizing themselves with the routes on the outer edge of the star system...

On the third day after thoroughly understanding the performance of the assault boats, the Imperium of Man fleet on the outskirts of the star system suddenly launched an attack.

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