Look at them, they're both one-eyed, but if Odin had this kind of last-minute trick up his sleeve, would Hela have put Hela in such a difficult position back then?
" Nick, we don't need to make things like this. I want to do the same thing as you, and all of you, the Avengers. Everything you've done is to make this world safer, and now, all it takes is sacrificing a small number of people, and this world..."
Alexander Pierce's words were rudely interrupted by Qin Xiao.
Qin Xiao simply waved his hand as if swatting away a mosquito, and Pierce was sent flying two or three meters away by the slap.
If this old guy hadn't been quite careful to maintain his health and was in pretty good shape, he probably would have been slapped to death by Qin Xiao.
"Bullshit, I'd rather find a dog to teach me how to fix those hammered thrusters than listen to your theories. Of course, I don't mean to insult you, Tony!"
"I'm just a nobody, always have been, no different from those shut-ins who spend their days playing video games after work. Everything I've done has been a result of a series of coincidences that have propelled me step by step to where I am today."
"To be honest, I hate all your high-and-mighty theories. No matter what kind of bullshit Hydra or S.H.I.E.L.D.. it is, this world may indeed be imperfect and unsafe, and we should do our best to protect it when we have the ability."
"Emergency plans and action teams are acceptable, to step forward when disaster strikes, but absolutely not these calculations and sacrifices under the guise of peace. You are not God, no one is God. I have never believed in the so-called saintly nonsense. Just do your best, don't bother others, and lend a helping hand when you have the ability—that's enough!"
"So you'd better shut your mouth, obediently scan your damn eyes, and wait for your judgment, or I'll stomp your filthy face down the toilet, you hear me? I don't know how you manage to control the World Security Council, your face full of craters really disgusts me. Don't you government departments care about your image?"
"Of course I'm not talking about you, Nick. Aside from your habit of looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle and your one-eyed bald head, you're not bad looking!"
Although Qin Xiao's words were somewhat unserious and even a bit nonsensical, upon closer examination, they were actually quite true.
The world is full of messy things caused by so many people having so-called lofty ideals.
Alexander Pierce reluctantly underwent an iris scan, which dispelled all secrecy agreements between S.H.I.E.L.D.. and Hydra.
Even now, Pierce was still somewhat unwilling to give up and was about to say something to Natasha.
But seeing the way Qin Xiao was looking at him, he opened his mouth but ultimately said nothing.
While Natasha was at the front of the movie, unnoticed by anyone, she copied several files, deleted them, and then published the rest online.
This essentially releases all the information about S.H.I.E.L.D.. and Hydra, along with all the messy, scandalous, and sometimes shameful things they've done over the years, onto the internet.
There's a saying that a single stone can cause a thousand ripples, and the Avengers' actions are tantamount to dropping several heavy Negasonic Teenage Warhead directly into the Pacific Ocean.
The largest of these is, of course, the Project Insight.
Even disregarding Hydra's conspiracy, this act of pointing guns at all of humanity from the sky has provoked opposition from almost everyone in the world.
United Kingdom the Independent: I can't believe our country has a seat on the World Security Council that agreed to this plan. If they call this protection, I think they should first bury tons of C4 under the Prime Minister's office to ensure their safety.
France Le Monde: Project Insight is absolutely the most threatening project to humanity in history. Regardless of whether the final implementers are Hydra or S.H.I.E.L.D.., they actually call this protection? My God, what are those members of the World Security Council thinking? I can't be sure about other countries, but ours is definitely thinking about foie gras.
The Washington Post devoted an entire cover to the wreckage of the three Helicarrier after they crashed, including photos of the entire wreckage and the numerous automatic weapons inside the Helicarrier.
The accompanying Wen Zhang, written in a sarcastic tone, stated. "The government should invent a genetic testing device to predict whether I will cause trouble for the world while I am still in my mother's womb. If so, please deprive me of the right to be born. That would be better than having countless guns pointed at my head from the sky."
In stark contrast to the reaction to the government, people expressed their gratitude to the Avengers, especially Natasha, who personally released all the information to the public.
She's even been hailed as a goddess by United States, with one NBA basketball star even saying he wouldn't mind drinking Natasha's foot bath water. (This is purely a joke; in reality, a basketball star once said he wanted to drink Scarlett Johansson's foot bath water. Those interested can search for it themselves.)
"This guy is a complete freak. I should send him my foot bath water, tell him it's Natasha's, and then tell him the truth after he drinks it."
This is Qin Xiao's response to a reporter from a Eight Trigrams magazine when Qin Xiao was surrounded by reporters on the streets of New York and asked for his opinion on the famous athlete's remarks.
Qin Xiao had only said those words to the reporters less than two hours ago.
The star player posted that update on social media.
' Qin Xiao is just a coward who only knows how to bully ordinary people with his superpowers. He is not worthy of a woman like Natasha Romanoff at all. Look at how he became famous before.'
It wasn't because of superpowers, or any other talent, but because he licked Tony Stark's ass.
"Come to the basketball court and challenge me when you've got the guts. I'll show him what a real man is."
Well, he's directly provoking an Avengers!
NBA star Dutelan's (I did it on purpose, don't hate me!) quote had garnered hundreds of millions of views and been shared millions of times online by the time it was posted in the afternoon.
Many netizens, always eager for drama, flocked to the official social media accounts of the Avengers, demanding that Qin Xiao come out and face Dutelan's challenge.
Tony, on the other hand, was laughing Shang-Chi.
"Qin, haha... I was wondering when you first licked my butt, I've completely forgotten what it felt like. Want to do it again, let's relive our wonderful time, baby!"