" Tony, I swear, after I kill that damn bastard first, I'll set your bed on fire tonight while you're sleeping!"
Qin Xiao, with a constipated look on his face, slammed his fist on the table and stood up.
"Relax, relax!"
Tony quickly grabbed Qin Xiao.
Natasha also hurriedly got up to stop Qin Xiao.
"You can't stoop to his level, honey. You're an Avengers, a superhero. It has nothing to do with whether you have superpowers or not. Remember when we first met? You weren't nearly as powerful as you are now!"
"That's right, Natasha is right. You're a superhero, and I'll hold a press conference tomorrow to solemnly tell everyone that you absolutely never licked my ass!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone burst into laughter, even Captain America, who was standing to the side with his arm around Peggy, laughing heartily.
Perhaps it was because he had once again defeated Hydra, or perhaps it was because he had found Peggy and Bucky, who had regained consciousness but had voluntarily remained in the Bucky. All of this put Captain America in a great mood.
"You're dead, Tony Stark. I'm going to turn you into a roast chicken today..."
Amidst the playful bickering, Qin Xiao's emotions gradually calmed down.
Nobody really took this seriously, except for Qin Xiao, of course. But to actually have Dutelan have a one-on-one basketball game would be bullying.
Fighting is out of the question, but Qin Xiao is different from Captain America; he always seeks revenge.
The next day, a photo appeared on the Avengers ' official social media platform.
The photo shows a toilet that doesn't look very new. It's a very ordinary toilet, but Dutelan's name is engraved on it, along with the date and what Dutelan did that angered people.
Next to these sculptures was a photograph of Dutelan, which was fixed to the toilet using a lump of clay shaped like poop.
Qin Xiao didn't have his own social media account, so he could only use the one that everyone else shared. But as soon as this post was published...
Netizens almost burst out laughing.
Isn't this blatantly keeping Dutelan in his notebook, only he's using the toilet as a notebook...?
Qin Xiao is so talented! A high-and-mighty superhero coming to social media to engage in verbal battles is something that many netizens would love to see.
These netizens flooded Durant's account again.
'Hey! Qin Xiao has written you down in his little notebook. Congratulations, you've successfully caught the eye of an Avengers.'
' Dutelan, Qin Xiao has your name engraved on the toilet seat, along with your picture. Hurry up and fight him like a man!'
Most netizens held a mocking attitude, after all, in the minds of ordinary people, the Avengers are no longer beings from a different dimension.
Dutelan would be out of his mind to challenge Qin Xiao to a duel.
In response to the ridicule from netizens, Dutelan simply posted a photo of himself dunking and a picture of his hand wearing a Champion ring, along with the following text:
Strip away your superpowers, and you're nothing. This is the glory an ordinary person earns through hard work. I'll be waiting for you on the court!
Regardless of Dutelan's motives—whether he's riding the coattails of the Avengers or genuinely likes Natasha —he's clearly jealous of Qin Xiao.
In short, Dutelan gained enough from this incident, even landing a spokesperson endorsement deal for the blue pill thanks to its popularity.
The advertisement reads as follows:
Regain your masculine vigor and gain the power to fight the Avengers!
PS: Half a pill is sufficient each time!
It's said that Dutelan received at least an eight-figure endorsement fee this time, and regardless of what others say about him, he certainly made a profit.
Meanwhile, Qin Xiao, after posting a picture of a toilet using the Avengers account, hasn't paid any attention to Dutelan at all.
This made Dutelan a little smug, especially since Qin Xiao hadn't responded for a long time, which made Dutelan gradually become complacent.
On one occasion, when drunk, he openly declared that Qin Xiao was not a real man at all, and that Natasha would definitely fall in love with him if it were a fair competition, and so on.
Of course, there are some clear-headed friends around him who tell Dutelan that he's an Avengers, and that he might just not want to stoop to Duterte's level, and that he should tone it down.
But Dutelan, already carried away by his own ambition, wouldn't listen.
Some friends also told Dutelan that if Qin Xiao were to actually play basketball with him, putting aside skill, one collision would be enough to kill him. They said he probably hadn't seen the Wakanda game video.
In fact, regardless of who they were, they all misjudged Qin Xiao.
Using his superpowers to actually play basketball against Dutelan is not Qin Xiao's style, but letting it go like that is even less of Qin Xiao's style.
Soon after, Dutelan accepted an invitation from a university to play a friendly match with the school's children.
After the game, at the strong request of the organizers, he performed a high-difficulty dunk on the spot.
This guy's popularity has skyrocketed recently. He proudly waved to the college students around him, preparing to unleash his 360-degree spin and double between-the-legs dunk, which he had secretly practiced for a long time.
Holding his breath, he glanced up at the basket, then suddenly started dribbling and accelerating.
Just as Dutelan leaped into the air, a small, dark blue portal appeared between his legs.
At that moment, everyone's attention was focused on the dunk, and the portal, which was smaller than a fist, went unnoticed by anyone.
The moment the little portal opened, two wicked fingers reached out and, just as Dutelan jumped, clamped down on his shorts.
As Dutelan jumped, his shorts automatically slipped off his body.
Dutelan was completely focused on completing a difficult move and was unaware of this at all.
Unfortunately, today's match was a friendly against a group of college students, and he wasn't wearing his full gear, just a jersey with no protective measures underneath.
The shorts hovered in the air for only a fraction of a second before landing on the ground.
Dutelan did a 360-degree spin in mid-air, the basketball went between his legs twice, and finally slammed it into the basket.
It all sounds like a long story, but it actually only took a second, and almost everything happened simultaneously.
Dutelan landed on his feet and looked around as people stood up and screamed, almost everyone holding a phone pointed at the college students.
He pointed his index fingers diagonally to the sky and shouted loudly at the enthusiastic college students.
I love you all! Thank you for your enthusiasm!
The scene became even more lively, with applause and whistles erupting everywhere.