It took Dutelan at least five seconds after landing for him to realize that his lower body felt cold.
This is where his strong mental fortitude and quick reaction speed as a professional athlete truly shone through.
After discovering that his shorts had fallen down, Dutelan did not immediately cover his genitals or his face.
Instead, he immediately lunged at his own shorts.
It was faster and more powerful than any other save he had made in his career.
But Qin Xiao wasn't about to let him put his pants back on so easily. Just as he reached for his shorts and was about to grab them, Qin Xiao...
The shorts suddenly burst into flames without warning, and a fierce fire erupted out of nowhere. Dutelan felt a burning sensation on his hand and instinctively let go, watching helplessly as the shorts burned to ashes.
Okay, how about taking off your clothes to cover it up?
I had just taken it off and was holding it in my hand, and before I even had a chance to wrap it around my waist, this shirt suffered the same fate as the shorts!
Finally, someone off the court took off their own clothes to temporarily cover up Dutelan's embarrassing situation.
This time, no one else's clothes had any problems.
By the time Durant returned home, the video of him naked had already spread all over the internet.
The moment he dunked with his bare buttocks on was even hailed by netizens as the most spectacular dunk ever.
As everyone knows, netizens are a group that can do anything, and this happened several hours after the video went viral.
Some netizens zoomed in on the video, searching frame by frame for the reason why Dutelan's pants fell down. They immediately discovered the small wormhole that appeared between Dutelan's legs at the moment of his jump, and the two sinister fingers sticking out of the wormhole.
Netizens have consistently believed that Qin Xiao wouldn't stoop to Dutelan's level, or that if he were truly angry, he might challenge Dutelan's basketball skills.
For example, smashing a basketball hoop right in front of him, or making a few beautiful swishes from a great distance.
After all, he's Avengers, a superhero. Basketball shouldn't be a problem for Qin Xiao. Shouldn't he at least try to play it in a more dignified way?
But Qin Xiao's revenge seemed so down-to-earth; it didn't seem like something Avengers would do, but more like something a loser buddy sleeping in the bunk below you would do.
Of course, Qin Xiao's revenge was not going to end there.
Thus began the most uncomfortable, disgusting, helpless, and terrifying week of Dutelan's life.
For example, flushing the toilet after using it.
Suddenly, a wormhole appeared above his head, and excrement mixed with water poured over his head.
When eating a sandwich, you might find a few earthworms or bedbugs inexplicably inside. The worst thing is seeing half a wriggling maggot.
While you're sound asleep at night, a huge bucket of ice water suddenly falls from the sky, and so on.
If these things are still barely tolerable...
What happened next pushed Durant to the brink of collapse.
It was Friday, Durant hadn't been bothered for several days, which eased his anxiety a little.
Normally it's once or twice a day, but it's been more than four days since I've been harassed.
He was in a good mood today. After finishing training, he went out for a few drinks and even hooked up with a long-legged model.
But just as he was riding on the youthful and beautiful body of this model who was definitely no more than twenty-three years old.
Less than half a meter in front of him, a huge snake head suddenly appeared out of nowhere, a python with its tongue flicking and its massive fangs gleaming coldly.
Dutelan swore he had never seen such a thick python; its mouth, when open, seemed capable of swallowing him whole, even though he was over two meters tall.
Dutelan's blood seemed to freeze instantly, but just as the python was about to touch him, it all vanished.
The next day, Dutelan, who had just visited a psychiatrist, went to see a urologist.
I had just come out of the hospital when I suddenly felt a cool sensation in my crotch, which then turned into an unbearable burning sensation.
Terrified, Dutelan quickly pulled down his pants, and an extremely pungent smell wafted out.
United States have never smelled Tiger Balm before, so he quickly covered his groin, turned around, and went back to the hospital.
After leaving the hospital, this basketball star, who is over two meters tall, completely broke down.
This time, he uploaded a video to social media in which he cried uncontrollably, like a heartbreakingly vulnerable big child.
With tears streaming down her face, she sobbed as she recounted how foolish and ignorant she had been, how she shouldn't have provoked a hero who had saved the world, and so on.
Inside the Sky Base, Qin Xiao was watching the video of Dutelan's tearful apology with a smile when Tony pushed the door open and came in.
"What exactly did you do to this guy? I heard from the owner of that little blue pill that this guy went to their company and asked for a new product, using five times the normal dosage, but he still couldn't get his manhood up!"
"It has nothing to do with me, Tony! I only played a few little pranks on him; it's his own mental fortitude that's lacking!"
Qin Xiao crossed his legs and slowly spoke to Tony.
"You should focus more on your own issues, I mean you and Pepper. You got her into the CEO position, which is great, Pepper is very capable, but she's just too slow. What I mean is you two should have some life of your own, do you understand what I mean?"
Since thwarting Project Insight, along with Bucky and disrupting Hydra's plans, Qin Xiao has earned a total of 1500 points. For now, his strength is sufficient, so he hasn't dared to use them. He's waiting to accumulate enough points to exchange for a mid-level modification serum from the Level 2 Shop for Natasha.
According to the timeline, the plot of Iron Man 3 should be coming to an end soon, so Qin Xiao paid special attention to Tony's condition.
Sure enough, ever since the Battle of Wakanda and the Chitauri invasion, Tony has become somewhat obsessed, spending his days frantically building armor in his laboratory.
Working day and night, Qin Xiao initially thought that Wakanda had given him a ton of Vibranium, and Tony was busy forging a Vibranium suit of armor for himself.
However, Qin Xiao later discovered that after the Vibranium Armor was completed, he was still using Gold-Titanium Alloy alloy to continuously create sets of armor with different functions. He was building a steel army.
" Stark Industries has only recently begun its transformation, so Pepper won't be as busy anymore. We have plenty of time, so don't worry!"
Tony walked over to the coffee machine, poured himself a full cup of espresso, and downed it in one gulp, as if it were water.