A ranch on the outskirts of Miami.
A spatial wormhole appeared silently on the road next to the manor.
Qin Xiao, Tony, and Thor stepped out of the wormhole.
As soon as they came out, Tony had JARVIS scan the manor.
JARVIS's scan revealed that there wasn't a single source of excessive heat in the manor.
This means there are no Extremis Soldier in this manor.
"If the tracking results weren't incorrect, it seems we're a step too late again!"
"Go inside and you'll see!"
Qin Xiao took the lead, kicking open the door and walking in.
The manor was heavily guarded, with many men in black carrying pistols patrolling the area.
But facing three Avengers could fly and move freely, and were impervious to bullets and blades, their resistance was no different from using foam shields to resist firearms.
The three of them walked directly into the house, attacking anyone who resisted along the way, and made their way to a room on the top floor as if it were empty.
Pushing open the door, I saw the so-called the Mandarin sleeping soundly on a bed with two girls in his arms.
Reaching out, Qin Xiao gently tossed the two young models—whom he didn't know Killian had hired from—under the bed, ignoring their screams. He frowned as he looked at the Mandarin, who was still fast asleep on the large bed.
" Thor, give him a once-in-a-lifetime shock, but don't use too much electricity, just enough to wake him up!"
Hearing Qin Xiao's words, Thor nodded, stepped directly onto the bed, placed Mjolnir directly above the Mandarin's Mjolnir, and gently patted it.
A small electric snake, about the thickness of a cotton swab, struck the Mandarin's crotch directly.
"Ooh!"
The Mandarin jumped up with a start, howling like a wolf.
"Oh! Who was that? This feels so amazing! Which sweetheart woke me up like that? What did you use, a new bed toy?"
This so-called the Mandarin didn't even fully open his eyes, yet he still had a dazed look on his face, as if he were enjoying himself.
Even Thor was stumped. If he could, he'd love to smash this guy's face to pieces with a single blow.
But since he couldn't kill him now, he could only look helplessly at Qin Xiao.
Qin Xiao pouted. "If they say they like this feeling, then do it again!"
This lightning bolt was at least twice the size of the previous one. When the electric snake slithered into his crotch, Qin Xiao even heard the sound of sparks flying as the current struck his body.
Oh~!~!~!
This time, the Mandarin's eyes widened suddenly, and his expression changed from fear to blankness, confusion, and then pleasure...
Let me put it this way: if you've been holding your pee for forty minutes and finally find a toilet, rushing in and pulling down your pants to pee, this is the expression you'll have.
really...
"Oh no! That came down way too hard... I think I wet the bed!"
As the Mandarin spoke, he reached into his crotch, then sniffed it.
"Damn it! I really wet the bed, haha! I should take a picture to remember this!"
"Bang!"
This the Mandarin is just too much...
One sentence was enough to scare Thor so much that he jumped off the bed, but he didn't control his weight well and the whole bed collapsed with a crash!
Until she fell to the ground along with the mattress.
The Mandarin finally perked up and looked around.
"Huh? I don't think I've seen you before. Where are my girls? Are you actresses too?"
"Bang!"
Tony delivered a palm strike directly to the area less than ten centimeters below his crotch.
It blasted a small dent into the mattress, revealing the red-hot springs underneath!
"If you don't want me to use my penis on you, then..."
"I surrender! I surrender! I'm just an actor. You can ask me anything, I'll tell you everything. I was just hired to act. I didn't do anything wrong, they forced me to!"
Faced with Tony's threat, the Mandarin raised his hands before Tony could even finish speaking.
Just then, footsteps sounded at the door. The three turned around and saw it was Rhodey.
"You've arrived. No wonder those guards ran away. They stole my armor. The President might be in danger now. I need... the Mandarin?"
Rhodey was speaking when he noticed the Mandarin on the bed, unaware that it was just a puppet.
Concerned for the president's safety, Colonel Rhodes, upon seeing this 'mastermind,' immediately displayed his military instincts, rushing forward and kicking the Mandarin from behind, knocking him to the ground.
Then, he used his knee to press against the man's back, forcibly turned the Mandarin's arms around with both hands, picked up the bed sheet, and used his mouth to tear a strip of cloth.
He swiftly and decisively bound the Mandarin's hands behind his back, then pressed a pistol against the back of the Mandarin's head and coldly said, "Tell me your plan!"
The whole process took less than two seconds. As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Xiao, Tony, and Thor: Ragnarok all took two steps back, maintaining a distance of more than two meters from the two people.
What are you doing?
The Mandarin didn't answer the question, but instead kept wailing. Rhodey noticed the strange behavior of the three people and asked in confusion.
"I gave him a couple of light shocks, and he seems to have peed right away!!"
"Yes, right here on this bed!"
"He had it on his hands too. He just touched it himself. Did you grab his hand just now? Look at the sheet you tore; isn't it a little damp?"
Qin Xiao and the other two each said something, and after hearing their words, Rhodey's expression instantly froze.
His eyes were wide open.
He looked down at his hands in disbelief, then carefully reached out and pinched the strips of cloth binding the Mandarin.
"Ah!!!! I'll kill you, you bastard!"
"Calm down! Rhodey, calm down! He can't die yet, so calm down. And while you're talking, you'd better keep your hands away from me, or I won't give you any face as a friend!"
With this little incident, and the fact that the Mandarin had taken a large amount of drugs before going to bed and was speaking incoherently, it took the group more than twenty minutes to sort things out.
They took Rhodey's armor, boarded the president's Air Force One, and kidnapped the president.
Rhodey had already used his connections to find out that Air Force One had indeed crashed a few hours earlier, and the president was missing.
They plan to publicly execute the president tonight on television in the name of the Mandarin, aboard a cruise ship called the Norco.
The ship belonged to the now-defunct Roxxon Oil Company, and two years ago it leaked a large amount of crude oil at sea.
So it was left unattended on an abandoned dock in South Florida.
A great secret base.
Natasha and Pepper Potts were also on that boat; now everyone had the same goal.
"The only problem now is that they have a lot of Extremis Soldier, they're unkillable, and they breathe fire! And I've lost my armor, we don't have enough manpower!"
Rhodey sprayed disinfectant, which he had somehow found, vigorously into his hands.
"Indeed, even a super soldier like the Captain would have a hard time dealing with them, but we have two living gods!"
Tony pointed to Qin Xiao and Thor.
"And another thing! Who said we're short-handed? JARVIS, get ready, the House Party is about to begin!"