He made money, became a drug dealer, and single-handedly ventured into dangerous places, even managing to break into two in one day.
Qin Xiao felt that he was majestic, dashing, fruitful, and quite awesome today.
The final explosion was a perfect ending to his awesome day.
The period was still poorly drawn; a circle was drawn as a C.
This is probably what they call trying to show off but ending up getting humiliated instead; that's roughly the idea.
Rubbing his throbbing eyes, Qin Xiao wondered if he and his eyes were incompatible, as his eyes always seemed to get injured.
Before he even reached the manor's main gate, he looked up and saw the Black Widow grinning at him.
A black SUV leaned against the main gate, next to the wall that Qin Xiao had recently smashed through.
Judging from her beaming smile, she must have seen everything he had just done.
"Um... why are you here? Where are they? It's dangerous for you to be here alone."
Qin Xiao, Black Widow would bring up the embarrassing scene from earlier, began to change the subject.
"What danger could there be? The people here are so scared of you they're practically ready to evolve wings and fly away. What danger could there be?"
Black Widow tossed her hair and said with captivating charm.
"You must have missed me, otherwise why would you come all this way to see me?"
Qin Xiao chuckled and put his arm around Black Widow's shoulder, laughing as he spoke.
"I've come to take you home. You've gotten yourself into big trouble! Get in the car!"
Black Widow squeezed Qin Xiao's lips together, making them pucker up, then gave him a light, fleeting kiss.
"Here's your reward for what you just did. Compared to superheroes who never look back while walking, I much prefer the kind where you get hit by Rocket. It's more realistic and cuter!"
After saying that, he got into the driver's seat on his own.
"I knew you saw it! And why did you kiss me like that? I had to kiss you back, or I'd be at a disadvantage!"
Qin Xiao shouted and got into the car.
As soon as he got on the bus, he ripped off the bandit hat he'd been wearing all day.
"I almost suffocated! Now I know why more and more robbers are wearing stockings these days!"
"Stop complaining about your hat. You killed two major drug lords and stole money from their bank accounts. Now the Mexico government has deployed its regular army, and the city is practically surrounded!"
"Is it really necessary? I only killed two drug dealers!"
Qin Xiao curled his lip, feeling a bit overconfident lately and not taking the government forces seriously.
Black Widow glanced at Qin Xiao as she drove.
"Three drug lords, three of them. Do you know how much money they pay to those high-ranking government officials every year? Do you know how many billions of dollars it takes to wipe out three drug cartel leaders and reinstate a new one? And that doesn't even include the money you transferred from their accounts. A small-yield Negasonic Teenage Warhead only sells for less than a hundred million on the black market."
Qin Xiao didn't bother to settle the scores from before, but he clearly heard the story of the Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
"No way, they're deploying Negasonic Teenage Warhead just for me? That's a bit of an exaggeration!"
"Don't think that the Mexico government has no one around the drug lords. Your fighting ability is clearly on their side. If you really push them too far, who knows what might happen!"
"Okay! I'll try to be more careful in the future. Anyway, I've already made enough money from this deal!"
Qin Xiao adjusted his seat and lay down comfortably. Black Widow was coming to pick him up, so there shouldn't be any problems. Why worry?
S.H.I.E.L.D.. was indeed omnipresent. Black Widow led Qin Xiao through a maze of turns until they reached a checkpoint. She then produced a pass stamped by some unknown department and led Qin Xiao away.
Despite having Black Widow to meet them, the two still traveled directly from northeastern Mexico to the west, crossing the border between Arizona and Mexico.
Then we turned into a small town in New Mexico.
After driving all night, the two didn't rush to go straight home.
Instead, they went to a restaurant in the town, where Nick Fury and Coulson were already waiting.
There was a cup of coffee in front of Coulson, while Nick Fury had an extra breakfast in front of him, though it looked like he hadn't touched it.
The two men's faces were ashen, clearly intending to give Qin Xiao a hard time.
Qin Xiao pulled out a chair and sat down opposite Nick Fury, casually moving the untouched breakfast in front of him.
"After a whole night of traveling, my butt is practically falling apart. It's so kind of you, boss, to prepare breakfast for me!"
Qin Xiao grinned and immediately buried his head in his breakfast.
If it weren't for his skin color, almost everyone would have noticed that Nick Fury's complexion was darker.
Was this breakfast ordered for you? I knew you'd be so brazen and never even consider my feelings.
I started eating a while ago, why didn't I eat first? Why?
Nick Fury turned and gave Coulson a look.
Honest Coulson was completely bewildered. "He's eating your breakfast, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Um, boss, is there anything I can help you with?"
After all, he was his boss, so Coulson braced himself and asked.
"Go buy me another breakfast, thank you!"
Nick Fury said through gritted teeth.
"Another coffee, please, and one for Natasha too, please!"
Qin Xiao quickly reached out his hand and said.
"You have quite an appetite, do you even know how much trouble you've gotten yourself into?"
Nick Fury's attempt to intimidate him failed, and he gave up on maintaining a tense expression, sighing and saying with some helplessness.
"Isn't this for our department's funding?"
Qin Xiao handed over a slip of paper with two long sets of numbers on it.
"Bank account number and password, there are one billion US dollars in it, to be used as funding. But I'm making it clear beforehand, this is limited to our group. Don't post it anywhere else. I took finance as an elective in college, I'll be keeping an eye on things!"
Qin Xiao mumbled something, his mouth stuffed full of egg crumbs.
Nick Fury would never believe that this billion dollars was all the proceeds from Qin Xiao's robbery.
It's just a bit difficult to get this kid to spit it out.
Moreover, this was not the main reason for my visit.
But Qin Xiao didn't give Nick Fury a chance to grumble.
He spoke directly.
"I understand what you mean. Do your job well and follow instructions. I understand. It's just that the five hundred million US dollars last time didn't meet my expectations. There won't be a next time. I promise. Besides, I'm wearing a hood, so no one will recognize me."
A barrage of sharp rebukes left Nick Fury speechless, unable to utter a single word.
After breakfast, Nick Fury, a very busy man, rushed back to his meeting.
The three men drove Nick Fury to the desert outside the town, where a Quinjet was parked.
"Keep an eye on this guy!"
Nick Fury emphasized it again to Coulson and Black Widow.
He then turned to Qin Xiao, wanting to give him some more instructions.
Qin Xiao directly held up two fingers and swore an oath to the sky.
"Don't worry, I absolutely won't cause any more trouble. I swear, if I act on my own again, there's a China idiom, 'May I be struck by lightning!' which means I'll be struck dead by God's thunder!"
Qin Xiao had barely finished speaking when Nick Fury hadn't yet made a response.
Suddenly, dark clouds filled the sky, and thunder roared.
And it was right above everyone's heads, in that tiny little group.
The dark clouds swirled in the sky like a tornado.
The thunder and dark clouds seemed too ominous, and the group all turned their gazes toward Qin Xiao.
"Why are you all looking at me like that? I swear, I was really sincere just now, this has nothing to do with me."
Qin Xiao quickly waved his hand in denial.
Unfortunately, it seemed that fate was not on his side. No sooner had he finished speaking than a bolt of lightning, more than a meter thick, struck down towards Qin Xiao.
Having all survived countless battles, upon seeing this situation, they didn't need to say much; they simply took a few steps in all directions and fell to the ground at the furthest point.
"Boom!"
The lightning bolt struck like a bomb, creating a huge crater in the ground.
A group of people, along with the plane, tumbled and rolled into the large crater.
Qin Xiao landed in the very center of the pit, next to him was a hammer surrounded by lightning!
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