Even though Qin Xiao is now incredibly tough, he was still completely dazed and confused after being hit by the hammer.
It took me a long time to come to my senses.
The lightning didn't strike, but the hammer bounced off his head before landing on the ground.
I didn't offend anyone, I just made a vow with my fingers, why all the lightning and hammer stuff?
If Qin Xiao didn't know the origin of this hammer, he would definitely jump up and curse the sky three times at this moment.
But now, he seems to have no right to provoke Asgard, especially Asgard where Odin is still alive.
He opened his mouth and spat out the sand, then looked around to see that everyone seemed to be alright.
Qin Xiao squatted on the ground and silently drew a large circle next to the hammer with his finger.
Then write two lines of small Chinese characters inside.
Throwing a hammer around will bring death to your whole family!
My wife has her period every day!
" Coulson, check if any planes flew overhead just now. Agent Romanoff, contact Hill at headquarters; we need a team of professional scientists!"
Checking the plane was just a habitual argument; the hammer was just surrounded by lightning, and it's only now slowly disappearing. Even the one-eyed man could tell at a glance that this was no ordinary hammer.
" Qin Xiao, what are you doing? Bring the hammer over here!"
Nick Fury's trajectory caused him to fall directly onto the edge of the crater, where he was now giving orders to the three men from his elevated position.
Qin Xiao knew the details of this hammer, but he still cooperated and tried it out.
Not daring to underestimate it, he gripped the hammer handle with both hands and suddenly exerted force with both arms.
It didn't budge an inch!
"Hey boss, looks like you'll need to find someone even stronger!"
Five minutes later, an airplane landing gear and a piece of sheet metal appeared beside the crater, along with a wrecked Quinjet.
The hammer lay there quietly on the sand, its weight barely noticeable enough to sink the sand.
But even the Quinjet couldn't lift this hammer.
I hate things and situations that are beyond my control!
Nick Fury looked visibly annoyed before the S.H.I.E.L.D.. agents arrived.
The only option was to have the local police cordon off the area.
Then Coulson was put in charge of everything here for the time being, as he had to rush back for a meeting.
Qin Xiao, however, insisted on keeping Black Widow there.
Mjolnir has already appeared, so how far away can Thor be?
Based on the system's usual practices, whenever a superhero appears, there should be a mission, or rather, an opportunity to earn points.
" Coulson, I'll bet you fifty dollars where this hammer came from."
After seeing Nick Fury off, Qin Xiao and Coulson sat on the edge of the ditch, chatting as they watched the police put up a cordon. They then told Black Widow, who had been driving all night, to find a place to rest.
You know that too?
Whether it's the Tang sword or Qin Xiao's own strength, everyone knows that Qin Xiao has his own little secret.
A hammer that no one could lift fell from the sky for no apparent reason and, by sheer coincidence, hit Qin Xiao on the head.
Qin Xiao, as if on cue, came to make another bet with him. Coulson, his imagination running wild, was analyzing whether the hammer really had anything to do with Qin Xiao.
"I can 'tell fortunes,' you've forgotten who helped you find the plane in Mabrettoni's mansion!"
Qin Xiao smiled and reminded him not to forget that he also possessed extraordinary talent.
Coulson rolled his eyes.
You still dare to bring up that time you were looking for the plane? Everyone knows that you two stole the plane and went to the Middle East to fight.
He can lie through his teeth even in front of a video, and he even calls himself an ugly bastard and says things like he smeared poop on his face.
He was almost driven to his death by those two shameless bastards Qin Xiao and Tony.
"I'm not gambling anymore. You can talk if you want, or wait here with me if you don't."
Coulson, reminded of some unpleasant memories, said with a smug look on his face.
Qin Xiao could tell at a glance what Coulson was thinking.
She moved closer to him, put her arm around his shoulder, and said...
"Look forward, buddy. Forget about the unhappy things of the past. At most, I'll tell you what's going on with this hammer!"
"Speak!"
Coulson was bored anyway.
Long, long ago, in the distant realm of the gods, Odin All-Father, had a foolish son...
Qin Xiao used a voice like someone telling a fairy tale to lull a child to sleep.
He explained to Coulson in detail the birth of Thor and the origin of Mjolnir.
He even pretended to do some mystical calculations, predicting things like Thor being stripped of his divine powers and exiled to Earth.
"Hahaha! You're saying this is Mjolnir, and even the handle is made from a branch of the World Tree? Qin, you remind me of those medieval charlatans who spout nonsense and make a living through divination."
Coulson burst into laughter.
"If you're just telling me jokes to keep me company while I'm bored, I'll thank you, my friend. But if you're serious, I'll bet my hair on it!"
That's a joke. Coulson has been with S.H.I.E.L.D.. for over ten years; what hasn't he seen?
In 1995, he even met Captain Marvel and the Skrulls alongside Nick Fury.
How could anyone believe that any gods still exist in this world?
He even mentioned being the God of Thunder, the All-Father, and claimed that the Bifrost could teleport people throughout the universe.
Do you really think secret agents don't read mythology and don't know that this is Northern Europe mythology?
Are you serious?
Qin Xiao glanced at Coulson's hairline with a hint of pity.
"How about we change the stakes? You'll regret it if you don't trust me, really. I never lie; my heart races and I have trouble breathing when I do!"
To Coulson, Qin Xiao's words were practically nothing more than a fart.
"No way! I'd rather die than believe any of your myths. I'll bet my hair on it. If I lose, I'll buy more hair. If you lose, Qin, you'll hand over all the money you got from this trip to Mexico as our funding."
He truly deserves to be the next director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Look at how selfless he is, risking his already thinning hair for the sake of the agency's budget.
Qin Xiao gave him a thumbs up, "Deal!"
The S.H.I.E.L.D.. personnel arrived quickly, with a large group arriving that very afternoon.
Coulson directed the team to set up a tent, completely covering the entire pit and the hammer.
One instrument after another was unloaded from the vehicle, and began to monitor the hammer's various energy reactions, materials, and other information from all angles.
Perhaps because Qin Xiao and Black Widow were there, they didn't call Hawkeye over like in the movies.
A simple shed was erected, and barbed wire was strung around it, along with other defensive measures such as surveillance cameras in various areas.
Coulson set up a makeshift office for himself, and together with Qin Xiao and the Black Widow who had already rested, the three of them watched the surveillance footage in the makeshift office.
"Qin, it seems there was a mistake in the calculation. The so-called Thor who was stripped of his divine power doesn't appear."
Coulson said with a smile.
Winning money from Qin Xiao is definitely something to be happy about.
The words had barely left his mouth when the alarm went off, and someone burst in.
Coulson quickly looked at the monitor.
Outside the erected shed, a man with long blond hair and a robust physique could be seen.
He was using brutal movements to knock over several guards in succession, heading straight towards the hammer.
It wasn't explicitly stated in the movie, but the hammer likely landed at night, and Thor landed around the same time, crashing into Jane Foster's car! Qin Xiao was hit by the hammer in the morning, so let's just say the hammer was a night late! Please don't mind!