"Oh shit! Paradox, you heartless son of a bitch!"
You'd rather poke Logan, who's wearing two Batman kissing masks, than touch me?!
Hollywood discriminates, huh? Lead actors are treated differently, huh?
Deadpool Wade Wilson grumbled as he got up, but as soon as he stood up, he froze.
"Wait, wait, wait—stop! This isn't right!"
That's not how the script was written!
Logan and I should be hacking at each other.
Then they ran into Cassandra's freak henchmen.
Then watch as the Human Torch eagerly licks Cassandra's ass.
Finally, let me just say, " Avengers Assemble: Filming Wrapped Up! The whole process was perfectly complete, okay?!"
He stared at the cyberpunk-esque ghost town before him, filled with flashing neon lights and roaring spaceships.
He clutched his head with both hands, his eyes twitching behind the mask; he was on the verge of a breakdown.
"What is this? Cyberpunk 2077?!"
When did Disney buy CD Projekt Red?!
Change the film set, change the plot, change the world view.
They didn't even notify me, the lead actor?!
Fox, do you have any professional ethics?!
"Fuck you! You red bootleg Joker, which parallel universe did you take me to?!"
Wolverine Logan, shook his head; he finally sobered up.
Upon seeing this ridiculously unfamiliar environment, his face instantly turned ashen, and all six of his Adamantium claws shot out.
"I really didn't know! This is definitely not the Knowhere from our movie!"
Shouldn't the Knowhere be a dilapidated cosmic junkyard?!
How did it turn into a cyberpunk night market?!
This clause wasn't in my contract!
Wade was dumbfounded; this plot twist was even more outrageous than his own life.
"FUUUUUCK--!"
Logan completely lost it, slamming his claws into the ground.
With its limbs pressed down, it pounced straight at him like a real Beast.
clang--!!
A round shield shot out from mid-air and slammed into Logan's waist.
He was sent flying, smashed into the wall and embedded in the wall in a large, unsightly shape.
Two hovercraft descended from the sky and landed slowly.
Hydra Captain, Winter Soldier, and Madame Hydra Ophelia of Hydra stood in a row.
The captain used the magnet to retrieve his shield, his eyes as cold as knives.
"Routine investigation. Surrender. Which universe are you from? Why were you thrown in?"
Wade didn't listen to him at all; instead, he squinted and leaned closer to stare intently at the other man's face.
The next second, she let out a high-pitched scream that cracked her voice:
"Look who it is! Chris Evans! It's you!"
Hydra version of Captain America!
Wait, weren't you supposed to play the Human Torch and get skinned alive by Cassandra?
You sneak out to take on side jobs, aren't you?!
So you've got your eye on my perfect butt and want to spank it with your baby arms, huh?!
Deadpool deliberately wiggled his butt, aimed at the Hydra Captain, and even whistled.
"Damn it! You're all in cahoots with this lunatic?!"
Logan crawled out of the wall, spitting out blood, his eyes filled with a ferocious, murderous look.
"We are the Frost City Security Force."
"Private fights are prohibited within the city; if you want to fight, go to the arena," the Hydra Captain said calmly.
"You want to use me for experiments? Come on then."
Logan pounced again.
The Winter Soldier raised his gun, and a blue energy field instantly descended.
They locked Wolverine inside, turning his roars into muffled thuds.
Bucky turned his gun on Wade.
"You're resisting too?"
"No, no, no, no! No, no, no! I don't know him at all! Really!"
Deadpool raised his hands faster than anyone else, betraying his teammates on the spot.
"Who wants to team up with a Wolverine wearing Batman kiss mask, especially the most miserable, unlucky, and unloved version in the entire multiverse?"
" Batman... kiss?"
Ophelia raised an eyebrow, then, as if struck by a thought, immediately dialed the terminal:
" Laura, your dad's here. The Wolverine Thor mentioned has arrived."
" Thor?! He knew we were coming?!"
Wade instantly took off, his voice sickeningly sweet, and his eyes practically sparkling with hearts.
Asgard Thor? Thor? The ceiling of Avengers power?!
Is this the Thor I know?!
He grabbed Ophelia's hand, trembling with excitement.
Tell me quickly! Where is Thor?
I can already see myself dying in his arms, and him crying his heart out!
That was the most glorious, romantic, and Marvel ending of my life!
"You know Thor?" Ophelia finally became interested.
"It's more than just knowing each other! This means I'm destined to join the Avengers!"
That damn Happy is blocking my way!
The first thing I'll do when I get in is kick him off Tony's bodyguard seat! He's a terrible director!
Wade suddenly straightened his back, raised his head, and with an incredibly solemn expression, spoke in a deep voice:
"I am Marvel Jesus."
He raised his hand and snapped his the Snap with a flourish.
Snap!
The Winter Soldier didn't even blink; he simply slapped a mask over his mouth, physically silencing him.
"Waaaaah--!!"
" Bucky, I haven't finished asking Thor yet," Ophelia, displeased.
"He's too noisy," Bucky said coldly, his face expressionless.
"Take him away to the detention room."
The Hydra Captain gave the order, drew his pistol, and fired at Deadpool Wade and Wolverine Logan, shrinking them to the size of ants. He then covered them with a bottle and carried it on his person.
The three then rode their hovermobiles into the sky, heading towards the detention cells to the west.
The White House, a central building in Frost City.
Thor had just tossed the five Infinity Stones and Thanos's floating throne to Valeria when he teleported here.
Emma Frost, as expected of Emma Frost, this city is named after her own surname, how narcissistic.
Before even stepping into Emma Frost's office, I could hear roars coming from inside.
" Raven! How many times have I told you, the ecological park in the North District needs to be built within a week! What guarantee did you give me?"
" The Groot are disobedient?! I don't want excuses! I only want results. Send me the detailed plan by tomorrow, you hear me?"
" Bruce! I ordered you to maintain order at the South District fighting arena every day. What was the Riot yesterday? Disobeying? If you don't obey, unleash the Hulk! This is my city, and it only operates according to my rules!"
Thor quietly pushed open the door and saw Emma Frost Frost, who was cursing loudly.
"What? Now you know you're back? Where's Betsy?"
Emma Frost glanced at Thor as he entered and asked.
" Valeria's testing her physical data, Emma Frost, you're a natural-born manager!"
Thor offered a sincere compliment.
Anyway, he can't manage it, and he's too lazy to manage it. Isn't it a good thing that someone is doing his labor for free?
"Aren't you surprised? All of this, like the name of this city, I did without your consent."
Emma Frost put her legs up on the workbench, picked up the teacup next to her, took a few sips, and said casually.
"You manage things so well, isn't it normal to use your surname?"
"This is your achievement and honor, why would I steal it? Besides, this is our shared base, our shared home, isn't it?"
Emma Frost listened quietly, then stood up, walked to Thor, and lifted Thor's cheek with a finger.
" Thor Odinson, you didn't come to see me just to say a few words of praise, did you?"
"Didn't you say you wanted a personalized enhancement plan? Something unique? Now that I've fully grasped the laws of the Six Infinity Stones, it's up to you what kind of enhancement plan you want."
Emma Frost narrowed her eyes, glanced at Thor a few times, then stepped back to her usual spot, giving Thor the look of dismissal.
"Okay, I understand. Come to my place tonight. Don't disturb my work now."