I, the God of Thunder: Slaughtering My Way Through Marvel Starting from Knowhere
Chapter 61

One-Punch Man Dr. Banner, Jedi Tony Stark

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"Something's not right? What could be wrong with the Prime Universe?"

Thor saw shock on Iron Fist Danny's face for the first time, which made him even more curious.

As the holographic projection was activated, the images appeared before everyone's eyes.

The footage showed dilapidated New York streets, with Captain America and Black Widow dealing with Chitauri on the ground. At that moment, Dr. Banner arrived slowly on a beat-up electric scooter.

Iron Man Tony Stark, followed closely by a giant Chitauri Leviathan, charged toward the three people on the ground.

This is clearly the plot of Avengers 1. Isn't the next thing to happen that Dr. Banner transforms into the Hulk and punches Leviathan to death?

Could something else have gone wrong?

Everything on screen unfolded according to the movie plot in Thor's memory, until...

Dr. Banner smiled and told Captain America that he had been angry all along, then walked straight toward the enormous Leviathan in front of him. Without transforming or turning green, he simply used his ordinary human body to slowly throw a punch forward.

boom---!

Even through the video, you can clearly feel the power of that punch. The Leviathan that was supposed to be stopped in the movie was actually blown apart by this seemingly small Dr. Banner with a single punch!

Mechanical fragments flew everywhere inside Leviathan, and a huge trench, a full hundred meters long, was plowed out of the entire street. The ground in front even caved in, all testifying to the terror of that punch.

My hair?!

Thor's eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets; this art style is just so weird, isn't it?

How the hell did Dr. Banner turn into One-Punch Man?

Does this make sense? Is this reasonable?

"Could it be that all the Avengers in this Prime Universe are this bizarre?" Thor turned to look at Danny, whose face was still showing shock.

Danny shook his head. "Only Dr. Banner and Tony Stark are different; the others performed about the same, nothing too outrageous."

Isn't that outrageous enough?

The Hulk disappeared and turned out to be Dr. Banner, One-Punch Man. You're telling me this isn't outrageous enough?!

" Tony Stark wouldn't do that, would he?"

"Almost, but it's barely acceptable."

The image on the holographic projection then shifted, showing Tony Stark, wearing his Anti- Tony armor, fighting several guys whose bodies were glowing red.

In just a few moments, Tony's armor was forcibly torn off by the terrifying heat and strength of the group.

Thor wasn't surprised to see this; this was the plot of Iron Man 3, the Extremis Virus, after all. He wanted to see how things would develop.

Unlike the somewhat panicked Tony in the original storyline, the Tony in this scene seems completely unsurprised as his armor is dismantled.

"Now it's round two, you bombs."

Tony pulled out two batons-like objects from his body, swung them sharply, and two laser beams, one red and one blue, instantly appeared. He then skillfully twirled the two laser swords and charged forward.

He quickly dispatched the group of henchmen, then easily kicked Killian away and mercilessly severed his head.

After finishing the fight, Tony ignored the bewildered Rhodey and went straight to Pepper Potts. The two quickly embraced and then kissed each other like two seals munching on grapes.

Clang!

Just as Thor picked up a cup to drink some water, he saw this scene, and the cup slipped from his hand, crashing heavily to the ground with a crisp sound.

"What a load of crap! How did Star Wars get mixed up here?! Tony Stark has become Jedi?!"

Thor never imagined that a plot from a fanfiction would actually happen in the Prime Universe. So, the Iron Man armor was just a limiter?

With that effortless kick that sent Killian flying, he really didn't believe it if you said he hadn't taken some strange drugs!

"I think we might have come to the wrong universe. This shouldn't be the Prime Universe. Wait a minute, let me ask someone who knows."

Thor raised his hand and created a portal, opening directly in Valeria's research facility. He grabbed her by the back of the neck and dragged her over.

"Huh?! Thor! What are you doing?! Put me down right now! I've reached the most crucial experimental stage in modifying the Infinity Stones ' power system, you better really be in trouble!"

Valeria was studying the Infinity Stones Thor had brought over when, at a crucial moment, this bastard dragged her away.

Interrupting her is one thing, but to hold her like a kitten in front of everyone—doesn't she have any dignity?

"Can you help me determine if this universe is actually the Prime Universe?"

Thor ignored the kitten's hiss and put Valeria down.

"That's it! You came to me for this bullshit!"

Upon hearing this after landing, Valeria was furious and, unusually, swore.

"Quickly, quick, this isn't the time to worry about these things. Something's really off about the Avengers in this universe. Can you help me check if this universe is even the Prime Universe?"

Valeria was immediately displeased that Thor had dragged her over without a word, especially since it was for such a trivial matter. She shook her head, snorted coldly, and refused:

"Hmph! I won't help!"

"Never mind then. I still wanted you to help me research this Dr. Banner in this universe, how he can possess the Hulk's power without transforming. In that case, you can go back now."

Thor knew the nature of these scientists well, so after throwing out a bait, he cast a portal to send Valeria back.

"Huh?! Wait! What did you say?"

As expected, just as Thor predicted, Valeria took the bait!

"It's nothing, you should go back to your research. The Infinity Stones are definitely more important."

Thor continued to feign embarrassment.

Valeria's initial impatience vanished instantly, her eyes lighting up, and her earlier agitation disappeared. She reached out and grabbed Thor's arm, her tone clearly filled with the fervor of a scientist:

"No, no, no! It's just looking at cosmic coordinates, what's the big deal? I'll help you! Hurry up! Show me the image!"

Valeria fiddled with the device she carried with her for a while, and soon got a definite answer. She then shoved her personal terminal directly into Thor's face.

Thor looked at his personal terminal and saw that it was clearly written there, after being checked thousands of times: this was the Earth-199999 Marvel Cinematic Universe.

That's really strange.

He still believed in Valeria's abilities; the only thing that was wrong was this universe.

"Hurry up! I've checked the coordinates for you, but where's the video?!"

Valeria didn't give Thor a chance to think at all, and leaned in again, speaking urgently.

" Danny, play it for her once."

"Good."

Iron Fist Danny adjusted and started playing it again.

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