" Yang Zhen, stop right there!"
Beside Yang Zhen and the Shameless Cat, Empress of Emperor Su Palace watched Yang Zhen with a half-smile, her expression calm, as if she was certain that Yang Zhen would sneak away that night.
" Yang Zhen? Is there anyone here Yang Zhen?"
Yang Zhen didn't even stop walking; he turned to ask the Shameless Cat.
The Shameless Cat thought for a moment with a straight face, then shook its head and said, "Never heard of it!"
Empress of Emperor Su Palace said irritably, "What exactly are you two going to do?"
Yang Zhen curled his lip and said, "To pee!"
Upon hearing this, Empress of Emperor Su Palace seemed to realize she couldn't speak to Yang Zhen anymore, and immediately followed beside Yang Zhen, saying, "I'll go with you!"
Yang Zhen stumbled, almost falling flat on her face, and glared at him, asking, "Big sister, are you kidding me? I'm going to pee, are you coming with me?"
Empress of Emperor Su Palace glared at Yang Zhen Yang Zhen, looking down at him condescendingly, and asked, "What, Holy Lord Yang, do you think that I, the Empress, am not worthy of you, the Holy Lord?"
Yang Zhen clicked his tongue in amazement, circled around the Empress of Emperor Su Palace, and said, "Alright, let's stop beating around the bush. Since you've already put it this way, it would be a bit too much for this Sage of Saunter to pretend to be crazy. Tell me, how much dowry do you want, and when will we hold the wedding?"
"A... wedding?" Empress of Emperor Su Palace trembled, looking completely bewildered, and asked, "What are you saying?"
Yang Zhen grinned and said, "Think it over carefully first, then come find me. By the way, let's go... stir up some trouble!"
After saying that, Yang Zhen kicked the Shameless Cat in the butt, and the two of them disappeared into the air.
Traversing the Void in Midair combined with holy power!
Empress of Emperor Su Palace stared blankly in the direction where Yang Zhen and the Shameless Cat had disappeared, stamped her foot, and muttered to herself, "Bastard, how dare you play me!"
Despite the scolding, Yang Zhen had already disappeared, so how could the Empress of Emperor Su Palace possibly have any temper?
At this moment, another figure, seemingly capable of bringing ruin to the country, walked over from the side, calmly looking at the Empress of Emperor Su Palace, and said, "You shouldn't give him a chance to speak; just follow him."
"You..."
Empress of Emperor Su Palace flushed slightly. After all, it would be embarrassing for anyone to have their conversation overheard, especially by the Third Holy Maiden.
The Third Holy Maiden chuckled, took the hand of the Empress of Emperor Su Palace, and said, " Yang Zhen, that scoundrel, never speaks a straight face, but he's actually a decent person."
Empress of Emperor Su Palace, of course, knew what kind of innocent heart was hidden beneath Yang Zhen's mischievous exterior. Hearing this, she smiled and asked, "How did you two meet?"
Seeing the Empress of Emperor Su Palace's curious gaze, the Third Holy Maiden's eyes revealed a hint of reminiscence as she smiled and said, "Speaking of which, when I first met Yang Zhen, I thought he was ignorant and cynical, and even if he had some talent, he would hardly achieve anything great. Who would have thought that he would become a Holy Lord of Ten Thousand People without anyone noticing? I have to say, sometimes the development of the world really exceeds our imagination."
The two walked back chatting and laughing, while Yang Zhen and the Shameless Cat sneaked up to a hilltop.
"They didn't follow, did they?" Yang Zhen glanced back slyly. He could sense that the Third Holy Maiden was also nearby, but what good were two women with him? They would be too restrained when causing trouble, unlike now when he was so carefree.
Yang Zhen originally planned to have some fun at the Western Region Holy Assembly, but something happened to Little Dao Addict, so after this matter was over, Yang Zhen planned to return to the Three Flowers Holy Land to recuperate for a while.
The Shameless Cat scrambled onto Yang Zhen's shoulder, saying, "Don't worry, at your speed, even two women can't catch up."
Yang Zhen was shocked. This bastard actually knew that the Third Holy Maiden was right next to him?
The Shameless Cat sneered, "Kid, what a mess you've made of!"
Yang Zhen immediately flew into a rage, glaring at her and saying, "Damn it, how could I, this Sage of Saunter, be wrong?"
"Yes, you're completely wrong. Damn it, comparing yourself to others is just infuriating."
"Hold on, it's a person comparing cats. By the way, why haven't I seen any cats like you?" Yang Zhen looked at the Shameless Cat with curiosity, shook his head and said, "Even if there are, they're not as cheeky as you."
"You bastard, I am Qilin!"
"Come on, let me hear your roar! This Sage of Saunter has never heard Qilin roar before."
"Meow?"
Yang Zhen stumbled and almost tumbled down the hillside.
Just then, two furtive figures emerged from deep within the mountains, clearly up to no good.
Yang Zhen's eyes widened, and he said, "Oh my, you've already made a gain as soon as you came out?"
The Shameless Cat narrowed its eyes and said in a deep voice, "Boy, this is Devil Cultivator!"
"We're looking for the Devil Cultivator!"
As soon as Yang Zhen finished speaking, the aura emanating from his body transformed into that of Devil Cultivator Cultivation Method. The Shameless Cat was Celestial Person astonished, staring at Yang Zhen in disbelief. "Holy crap, you've cultivated Devil Cultivator Cultivation Method?"
"Shut up, it's just a smokescreen. Who would want to practice those damn Cultivation Method?"
Yang Zhen gestured for the Shameless Cat to be quiet, then burst into laughter and said, "Could you two fellow Daoists in front help me?"
The two Devil Cultivator in front of him shuddered and turned around warily to look at Yang Zhen.
Yang Zhen swaggered over to the two men, wiped his mouth, and said, "Damn it, I got carried away chasing a girl and ended up in this desolate wilderness. But the feeling, those Long Legs, it was quite an experience. Fellow Laozi, smell me, I even smell nice."
The two Devil Cultivator exchanged glances, unable to conceal the hint of envy in their eyes.
"Hmph, instead of doing important things, you're doing such despicable things. If the Lord finds out, he'll skin you alive!"
One of the guys with triangular eyes said with a sour look on his face.
Before another Devil Cultivator could speak, Yang Zhen waved his hand and said, "Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know. Besides the three of us and that girl from earlier, who else knows?"
"That's true!" The man with the triangular eyes grinned lewdly.
Yang Zhen patted the man with the triangular eyes on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, next time we have the chance, we'll definitely call the two of us brothers. It's better to share the joy than to enjoy it alone, isn't it?"
"Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone?" The triangular-eyed man's eyes widened, clearly thinking it made perfect sense.
Yang Zhen was astonished and also felt sorry for the man, whose triangular eyes widened in surprise.
"Alright, alright, let's hurry up and go. If we're late, and the Saint Venerable One blames us, none of us can bear the consequences."
Another Devil Cultivator urged.
Yang Zhen asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
The man with the triangular eyes scoffed and said, "It's all because of that damned Western Region Alliance. They put on such a show that we couldn't even infiltrate. We had no choice but to have the brothers dig a tunnel into the mountains..."
"Be careful, walls have ears!" Yang Zhen hurriedly covered the mouth of the triangular-eyed man, looked around, let out a long sigh, and said, "Damn it, why are you telling me such a secret?"
"She's not an outsider!" The man with the triangular eyes glared at her and asked with a sneer, "Was that girl pretty?"
"Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, especially those long, beautiful legs, tsk tsk tsk... I can't say, or it'll be 404 (censored)."
What is a 404 error?
The Shameless Cat on Yang Zhen's shoulder stared blankly at Yang Zhen and the two Devil Cultivator fighting fiercely, its jaw dropping in astonishment.
Damn it, Yang Zhen, that bastard, seems to have become even more shameless.
It's not that Yang Zhen is shameless, it's that he can be even more shameless than the real Yang Zhen.
This is so convincing, who can spot the flaw?