Invincibility Begins with Max-Level Attributes
Chapter 454

I Have OCD!

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Oh shit!

For some reason, everyone who looked at Yang Zhen had an urge to strangle him.

Why would Yang Zhen get such a good deal: to help the most beautiful woman in North Isle, the Holy Maiden of the Ancient Spirit Clan, through her tribulation and protect her, while also earning crystals?

Yang Zhen, however, accepted the two storage rings with a troubled expression, sighed, and said, "Business is tough these days. To earn a few crystals, we have to take such a big risk."

Upon hearing Yang Zhen's words, even Elder Qian felt an urge to strangle him.

Peak Master Mo stepped forward with a wry smile, "Gentlemen, the Mo North Abyss will be opening soon. Please come to the main hall for a discussion!"

After everyone arrived at the main hall, Peak Master Mo got straight to the point. "Now that you've all arrived, it means you're all prepared to enter the Mo North Abyss. The existence of the Desolate Heaven True Rune within the Mo North Abyss is basically confirmed. However, the rumor that there are no Great Emperor's inheritances there hasn't been confirmed yet!"

Elder Qian chuckled and said, "Whether or not there is Great Emperor's inheritance is secondary. The clan elders recently used the Heavenly Divination Technique to calculate the Mo North Abyss and discovered that there are many unstable factors within it. Regardless of whether there is an Great Emperor's inheritance or not, it is a place that can threaten the safety of North Isle. For both reason and duty, our Ancient Spirit Clan has no reason to sit idly by."

"Threatening the safety of North Isle?" The Sha Clan Elder was startled, looking at Elder Qian with suspicion and uncertainty, and asked to confirm, " Elder Qian, this matter is of great importance, are you sure you can handle it?"

Elder Qian gave a wry smile and said, "To be honest, I would prefer that the clan elders' calculations using the Heavenly Divination Technique were flawed, but the possibility of that is extremely low."

Upon hearing this, everyone gasped, their expressions filled with surprise and uncertainty.

"If there truly are unstable factors threatening the safety of North Isle in the Mo North Abyss, then we must enter it this time!" Palace Master Liu said in a deep voice, "I urge the Holy Son Lin Ke Clan to prioritize the Mo North Abyss."

Upon hearing this, Holy Son Lin stepped out from the crowd, gave Yang Zhen a deep look, his expression flashing with surprise and uncertainty, and said loudly, "Now that the Iron Armor is in my hands, I will naturally do my best to attract the Death Zhi. However... I have only just obtained the Iron Armor and have not yet fully mastered it. To avoid any accidents, I propose that Brother Yang's pets, the two fellow Daoists, the Shameless Cat and the Flirtatious Chicken, accompany me. I wonder if Brother Yang agrees?"

Yang Zhen was taken aback, sighed, and said, "This isn't a matter of whether I agree or disagree. For the sake of North Isle's greater good, what difference would it make if I disagreed? If something were to happen to Holy Son Lin, causing those Death Zhi to lose their attraction and turn back, causing massive casualties, I would also be held responsible. However..."

Upon hearing the first half of Yang Zhen's sentence, everyone subconsciously nodded. However, Yang Zhen's next sentence left everyone completely dumbfounded, looking at Yang Zhen with suspicion.

"But what?" A hint of displeasure flashed in Holy Son Lin's eyes. He now understood that Yang Zhen, that bastard, probably sold him the Iron Armor on purpose so that he could attract those Death Zhi.

How could that bitch Yang Zhen possibly do something so dangerous?

Yang Zhen's words only strengthened Holy Son Lin's suspicions. No matter what reason Yang Zhen gave, they had to find a way to drag the two Shameless Cat and Flirtatious Chicken, into the mess.

The two, the Shameless Cat and the Flirtatious Chicken, stared at each other, their faces contorted with anger as they glared at Holy Son Lin.

Holy Son Lin chuckled, showing no anger whatsoever. Instead, he winked at the two, implying that no matter what Yang Zhen said, he, Holy Son Lin, was determined to have both that Shameless Cat and that Flirtatious Chicken.

At this moment, Yang Zhen suddenly took a deep breath and said with a regretful expression, "This is my fault. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and a very severe one at that. That day, I didn't smash the Iron Armor, and when I came back, I couldn't bear to see the Black Panther Battle Armor of the Shameless Cat and the Fighter Jet Among Flirtatious Chickens the cockpit, so... so..."

Upon hearing this, everyone had a bad feeling, and even Holy Son Lin's face turned ashen.

Sure enough, Yang Zhen sighed again and said with a Flirtatious Chicken look, "So, when Shameless Cat two weren't looking, I smashed their aircraft to pieces, to pieces so badly that they couldn't be put back together."

"What?!" Holy Son Lin staggered back two steps, glaring at Yang Zhen with fury. "You... you smashed it! You... you wasteful bastard!"

"I didn't want to either!" Yang Zhen said with a wronged expression. "But I have OCD. OCD is such a serious condition that the things I can accept must be infinitely close to perfection. I know that perfect things almost don't exist. Even a woman as near-perfect as the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits has a slightly small chest. If it could be the same as this little girl's, that would be perfect."

"You bastard!"

Upon hearing Yang Zhen's words, Elder Qian's face turned ashen, and he glared fiercely at Yang Zhen.

The Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits paused for a moment, then subconsciously glanced at Hua Youyue's chest.

It's definitely not as big as Hua Youyue's!

Seeing that Elder Qian, that grumpy old man, was about to lash out again, Yang Zhen hurriedly explained, "It's a metaphor, don't you understand? Fellow villager, calm down. At worst, I won't bring this up again."

"You want a next time?" Elder Qian snorted coldly, still furious, but at least he didn't glare or bristle.

Holy Son Lin also snorted coldly, stared at Yang Zhen with a gloomy expression, and turned to Shameless Cat and Flirtatious Chicken, saying, "Is what Yang Zhen said true?"

The Shameless Cat let out a strange howl, its face displaying a more convincing grievance than Yang Zhen's acting. Pointing at Yang Zhen, it said, "Don't mention this bastard to me! I've already decided to break off all ties with him for ten days!"

"We're breaking up!" Flirtatious Chicken also looked angry, but her expression seemed a bit fake.

Now that things have come to this, only Holy Son Lin in the entire hall is capable of completing this glorious and arduous task. Even if Holy Son Lin is unwilling to do it, he has no choice but to accept it.

The Second Clan Elder stared intently at Yang Zhen and said in a deep voice, "Since that's the case, then let the Holy Son go first to attract those Death Zhi. However, I've heard that the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits has a method that can temporarily confuse those Death Zhi. Would it be appropriate for the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits to assist her?"

Upon hearing this, Elder Qian's face darkened with displeasure!

Seeing the gloating expression on Yang Zhen's face, the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits suddenly said calmly, "I... am about to lose control of my cultivation level. If I act rashly, I'm afraid I'll have to undergo tribulation in the Mo North Abyss."

The Second Clan Elder and Holy Son Lin both froze, looking at each other in bewilderment, but without any suspicion.

Are you kidding me? A holy maiden of the Ancient Spirit Clan, lying?

Yang Zhen watched with amazement. This ink painting was clearly not good at lying. Such a lie, which was not really a lie, actually made her blush.

While others had no doubts, Yang Zhen chuckled strangely and secretly winked at the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits.

The Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits immediately turned her head away in embarrassment. Her pretty face, which could make any man in the world's world's heart flutter, was flushed red, and even her jade-like neck turned red.

The two, Shameless Cat and Flirtatious Chicken, were still looking at each other in disbelief, completely stunned by Yang Zhen's ability to speak so fluently.

Whether it was the Black Panther Geng Gold Battle Armor or the Fighter Jet Among Flirtatious Chickens, they were all lying safely in their storage rings. When did Yang Zhen manage to smash them when they weren't looking?

Damn it, both that Shameless Cat and that Flirtatious Chicken almost believed it.

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