Invincibility Begins with Max-Level Attributes
Chapter 488

A Simp Ends Up with Nothing! (Second update)

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A person's name is like a tree's shadow!

Seeing that many people were eager to imitate him, Yang Zhen felt quite pleased.

But then Yang Zhen got a little annoyed. Damn it, with so many ' Yang Zhen,' what happened to his coolness?

Although Yang Zhen never showed off, cough cough... he really was incredibly awesome, but the fact that these people were imitating his flamboyant style was a bit annoying to him.

"Hello, fellow Daoist, are you Yang Zhen?"

Yang Zhen casually grabbed a young man with a cat and asked him a question.

The man glanced at Yang Zhen with disdain, then his gaze fell on the Shameless Cat. His eyes lit up, and after looking Yang Zhen up and down for a long time, he slowly turned to face Yang Zhen: "Are you Yang Zhen?"

Upon hearing this question, Yang Zhen instinctively reached for the nod.

However, before Yang Zhen could nod, he heard the young man sneer, "Fellow Daoist, are you out of your mind? If everyone with a cat is Yang Zhen, then wouldn't all of these be Yang Zhen too?"

"How do you know I'm not Yang Zhen?" Yang Zhen was taken aback.

The man laughed loudly and said matter-of-factly, "If you were Yang Zhen, how could you possibly ask such a stupid question as whether I am Yang Zhen?"

Yang Zhen was speechless, his face filled with Celestial Person.

Damn, this is the real protagonist! That physique, that cultivation level, that arrogant and domineering attitude—he's practically the protagonist template! Tsk tsk, Yang Zhen even vaguely saw a halo above this young man's head; he's about to ascend to heaven!

Seeing Yang Zhen's surprised expression, the young man shook his head and said, "Fellow Daoist, we are all admirers of Yang Zhen. Please be more discerning. Don't go around asking others if they are Yang Zhen. Isn't that just tarnishing Yang Zhen's reputation? How could someone as wise and powerful as him have such a foolish admirer as you?"

For a moment, Yang Zhen couldn't find any words or reasons to refute him, and nodded, saying, "But... I really am Yang Zhen!"

The young man's face darkened as he stared intently at Yang Zhen. Suddenly, he burst into laughter, pointed at Yang Zhen, and loudly proclaimed, "Gentlemen, this fellow Daoist claims to be Yang Zhen!"

" Yang Zhen?"

Where is Yang Zhen?

"Hmph, I am Yang Zhen. I wonder why this fellow Daoist is impersonating me?"

"What a coincidence, I am also Yang Zhen. How about this Sage of Saunter spars with you all and shows you who the real Yang Zhen is?"

"Damn it, if you're Yang Zhen, then who is this 'Sage of Saunter '?"

Another handsome and extraordinary young man arrived with high spirits, carrying a chicken on his left shoulder, a cat on his right shoulder, and even a Great Deficiency Sword on his back, making Yang Zhen wonder what his name was.

The Shameless Cat lazily perched on Yang Zhen's shoulder, burying its head under its belly and chuckling softly.

Yang Zhen stared blankly at the 'high-imitation' Yang Zhen who walked up to him, feeling as if he had been trampled a thousand times by a thousand alpacas.

What... is going on?

The high-quality impersonator of Yang Zhen approached the crowd, cupped his hands, and said, "Gentlemen, I, Yang Zhen, do not change my name or surname, and I am the most low-key person I know. If anyone tries to impersonate this ' Sage of Saunter Sage of Saunter ' again, I won't hesitate to smash their head with my Great Deficiency Sword. As you know, even a Spirit Transformation Realm expert won't be spared. However..."

Everyone gasped, then looked curiously at the high-quality replica of Yang Zhen and asked, "However, this 'Sage of Saunter ' is going to the Desolate Heaven Sacrifice to kill the Black Puppet and needs two powerful young female senior sisters to protect him. Are there any young female senior sisters willing to go with this 'Sage of Saunter One'?"

Yang Zhen's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. He chuckled and said to the Shameless Cat on his shoulder, "Damn it, is this bastard pretending to be this ' Sage of Saunter Flirting' to pick up girls?"

The Shameless Cat's munching sounds grew louder.

"For someone to believe something like this, they must be incredibly infatuated..."

"Ahhhhh, Yang Zhen, I do!"

"Young Master Yang... do you think my cultivation is sufficient to protect you... to safeguard your path?"

Before Yang Zhen could finish his sentence, he stared blankly at the young female cultivator rushing towards him, completely petrified.

The high-quality impersonator of Yang Zhen looked arrogant, glanced around at everyone, and finally his eyes lit up as he fixed his gaze on a young woman dressed in ordinary clothes.

"How should I address this senior sister?" The high-quality impersonator Yang Zhen pushed aside the other women and walked towards the plainly dressed woman.

Yang Zhen was stunned, and then a chill ran through him.

Although the young woman in front of me was dressed plainly, her aura was like that of ancient ice, giving people a chilling feeling.

Yang Zhen only probed slightly before quickly withdrawing, but even so, the woman's eyes narrowed and her gaze instantly turned towards Yang Zhen.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh... whoosh whoosh..." Yang Zhen whistled, gazing at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a melancholy expression.

What keen perception!

Yang Zhen was certain that the icy woman before him was no ordinary person.

"How should I address this senior sister?"

The fake Yang Zhen asked again, which made Yang Zhen so angry that she almost slapped him.

Damn it, is this how this Sage of Saunter picks up girls?

If you get the chance, you must catch this bastard and teach him a lesson, let him know what it means to be a 'simp who gets nothing'!

This is such a disgrace to this Sage of Saunter!

Yang Zhen was even considering whether to extract the dating secrets accumulated by generations of people on the Blue Planet. Wouldn't getting rich be a piece of cake then?

Then, something unexpected happened to Yang Zhen: the icy woman actually smiled.

Digging grass, melting icebergs—it's all water!

Even Yang Zhen, who had seen countless stunningly beautiful women like young girls and Little Dao Addict, felt a sense of drowning.

Absolutely stunning!

Both the ice block and the Holy Maiden Thousand Spirits, who resembled an ink painting, were exceptionally beautiful women with distinctive features; both were breathtakingly beautiful.

While enjoying this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to 'pick up girls,' Yang Zhen Yang Zhen took out a gourd, took a sip of fine wine, and was quite pleased with himself.

"This humble woman Ji Yourong!" The icy woman smiled, and the world seemed to warm. Her ethereal voice instantly uplifted everyone's spirit.

puff!

Ji Yourong turned around calmly and glanced at Yang Zhen, a hint of coldness flashing in her icy eyes.

Yang Zhen wanted to curse as she watched.

The ice cube was full of interest when it saw the high-quality replica of Yang Zhen, but when it saw the real Yang Zhen, it glared at him with a beard bristling.

Regardless, Yang Zhen was still a little annoyed, and thought about going up and tearing that high-quality fake bastard apart.

However, Yang Zhen suddenly stopped himself. It was better to have someone take the lead in something as dangerous as the Desolate Heaven Sacrifice.

The imposter Yang Zhen suddenly changed his expression and asked hesitantly, "Surname Ji, young lady, are you perhaps from the Heavenly Snow Sacred Domain?"

Upon hearing this, everyone's expression changed drastically, and many even subconsciously moved a distance away.

Ji Yourong shook her head and said slowly, "It's just a coincidence. Besides, not everyone in the Heavenly Snow Sacred Domain has the surname Ji, just as not everyone with the surname Ji is from the Heavenly Snow Sacred Domain."

Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

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