Gretchin and Orks

Many years ago, in the Ullanor Sector.

A group of Orks and Gretchin are drifting through space in a garbage ship.

Following the instructions of Gork and Mork, they arrived here, at the place with the largest concentration of Orks in the universe.

Ullanor.

A true orc empire.

However, at this moment, this small group of Orks were already terrified.

Throughout the journey, they kept thinking, "Those canned food guys are really waaaaagh!"

At least of all the canned food they'd ever seen, it was the most waaaagh.

"The Boss Steeltoof, what do we do next?"

"What else can we do? Call for reinforcements, of course!"

As the most intelligent leader of the Deathskulls Clan, he was not simply someone who could plunder the battlefield.

"But the Boss, how... how can we find some help?"

"That's easy. You just find a big clan, go there, and tell them you're the most 'waaaagh' Gretchin!"

"Huh? Clever Head the Boss, is this... is this appropriate?"

"I think it'll be fine, right! It'll definitely be fine. Once you get there, you'll be the most waaaagh-worthy Gretchin in all of Ullanor!"

"This... I... I'll be trampled to death by Squig."

"Either you go now, or I'll stomp you to death right now!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll go right now!"

In the end, this Gretchin was thrown into a clan tribe. As for the Orks creatures who came with him, they quickly integrated into the tribe because they had enough teeth.

Although this group of Orks was utterly routed by the Astartes, it must be admitted that their composition was extremely complex.

Like the Boss brother, Steeltoof, he belongs to the Deathskulls Clan.

They are opportunistic, adept at plundering the battlefield, and quick-witted.

Among the group of Orks he led was a Mekboy from the Bad Moons.

This clan has no other distinguishing features, but their teeth grow quickly, which is why they are the wealthiest.

In the Orks system, teeth are currency.

So when this Mekboy had enough teeth...

As the Boss Steeltoof naturally had more teeth.

Don't ask, the answer is the same as the Boss's teeth.

As for why there were so many Orks and Gretchin various clans within the small group of Orks he led...

This falls under the category of the Orks racial culture.

Clan is a culture based on bloodline.

A waaagh! battle guild!

Multiple orc Orks can be mixed together, under the unified leadership of a warlord or the Boss.

Clans can merge with each other.

When the great war broke out, various clans mingled together to form the giant waaagh! war gang!

This is the current situation in Ullanor.

The Gretchin that Steeltoof sent out was quite extraordinary, or rather, its clan of origin was extraordinary.

That Gretchin is from the Blood Axes.

Among the Orks, there are six main clans.

First, there's the Goffs clan, who revere pure melee combat, are orthodox Orks, and consider themselves the most loyal followers of Gork.

This is why they are generally stronger, disdain fancy tactics, and prefer frontal assaults.

They distrust flashy and unstable vehicles, but they don't refuse to use tanks to quickly rush to the front lines and chop people down.

The Ghazghkull Thraka's hometown is in this area.

The Evil Sunz ran the fastest, and the Mekboy were the most numerous.

The notorious street the Boss in the Galaxy, Vazdaka Gutzmek, hails from here.

The Bad Moons is the wealthiest and has the largest number of Psychic Power Orks, though they prefer to call each other "Weirdboyz."

As for the Deathskulls Clan.

They are like the Blood Ravens of the Orks.

The Snakebites, who love to raise giant the Beasts, belong to the primitive orcish Orks.

The Blood Axes, however, is a true heavyweight.

Because these Orks understand tactics, they are the only Orks who can truly learn human tactics.

Therefore, within the entire Orks race, the Blood Axes is generally considered too human-like, not Orks enough, not waaaagh enough!

As a member of the Blood Axes, the Gretchin fully demonstrated its strategic acumen at this moment.

Upon entering the Orks tribe, it did not immediately declare itself to be the most waaagh Gretchin.

It is spreading rumors.

Or more accurately, it's a rumor that's nine parts true and one part false.

"You have no idea, canned shrimp is very strong, very potent, very waaaagh!"

"When we were fighting them, we even saw Gork and Mork behind them!"

"Haha! This Gretchin has gone mad!"

"I knew it! The Blood Axes isn't Orks enough, not even the Gretchin!"

"You... you're talking nonsense! I'm the most waaagh Gretchin! And I'll be the most waaaagh the Boss from now on!"

"Haha! If you dare to make another sound, I'll eat you up!"

Upon hearing what the Orks in front of him said, the Gretchin clearly panicked, but he remembered his mission.

Although it's called a mission, if this mission is successfully completed, it could very well become the most waaagh-level skin spirit in history, or even the most waaagh-level the Boss.

"So what if you eat me? Even if you eat me, it won't change the fact that those canned goods are really waaagh!"

"You bastard! You dare say shrimp and canned food are waaaagh? You don't want to live anymore?!"

"I'm just telling the truth. You didn't see it, you don't know how strong they are!"

"Gork and Mork are standing behind them!"

"Nonsense! We Orks guys are the most waaaagh's little brothers of Gork and Mork!"

"But I'm still alive! I saw those ridiculously over-the-top canned goods with my own eyes!"

"Then why are you still alive?!"

"Because... because I'm the biggest Gretchin!"

Huh?

Wrong?

How could Gretchin be the most waaaagh?

Hmm, that makes sense too.

The fact that he survived seeing so much waaaagh canned food just proves that this Gretchin waaaagh is really something, doesn't it?

I think this is fine!

But...

"Since you're the most shameless Gretchin, then come with us to see the Boss!"

"The Boss? I'm the most awesome Gretchin the Boss ever, who's stronger than me?!"

"Haha! You Blood Axes Gretchin! No matter how much you waagh, you're still just Gretchin! But our the Boss is the most waagh Ork Warboss in the entire Orks tribe!"

As he spoke, the Orks picked up the Gretchin and headed towards the largest tent.

There lived the largest, strongest, most powerful, and most waaagh-like group of Orks in all of Ullanor.

Among these Orks was a massive Orks, as large as a small mountain.

That is the ruler of all of Ullanor, the most powerful and respected the Boss in the hearts of the Orks.

Warboss, Ulg!

"The Boss, I brought over the most waaagh-worthy Gretchin!"

Um?

The Orks's words drew the attention of all the Orks.

Seeing the tattered camouflage on this Gretchin's body, all the Orks realized what was going on.

This is a Blood Axes Gretchin.

Why do you believe this utterly Gretchin?

"Um... I think he's pretty awesome! And he might even give us a super awesome performance!"

Um?

Super big waaaagh?

"Gretchin, are you sure?"