The Most Waaagh! Humies
On the front lines of the Orks battlefield, these Commissar Boyz have become the brightest stars on the battlefield.
They can not only fight, but also inspire those around them to fight.
The Psychic Power stance of the Commissar Boyz began to influence the battlefield situation the moment they entered the human camp.
The morale of human armies on the battlefield is higher than ever before.
"Waaaagh! For Emperor!!"
The "Emperor" mentioned by the Orks is actually the Emperor.
According to the Orks' simple logic, a kid only follows his Big Brother.
Saraka, who had already arrived at the front lines, looked at the Orks troops charging towards him and felt very strange.
Logically speaking, it is the most powerful Orks here, so all the Orks here should listen to it.
But what's up with those Orks on the other side?
Shouldn't Orks call each other "Gork" and "Mork"? And who is this "Emperor" Ork Warboss the other side is calling?
Therefore, Saraka launched a surprise attack.
His worldview as Orks was immediately shattered.
First, it encountered the Green Can Big Boss, who was undoubtedly the big can of the shrimp Imperium.
Then it saw the Old One-Eye.
At first, the Ghazghkull Thraka was puzzled as to why these Orks were mixed up with shrimp, but after seeing the Old One-Eye, everything made sense.
If judged by the level of waaaagh (Old One-Eye implying excessive arrogance or aggression), he certainly deserves to lead the Orks.
However, for the Ghazghkull Thraka, these Orks now under the command of the Old One-Eye have become the biggest obstacle in his duel with the Old One-Eye.
Therefore, the Ghazghkull Thraka planned to use some cunning methods.
Therefore, it found the Weirdboyz.
The Weirdboyz, also known as the Psychic Power Kid, is a Psychic Power unit among the Orks.
Since the other party wants to compete with me in waaagh!
So, as the current the Boss of the most powerful orcs, the Ghazghkull Thraka must let Old One-Eye know who the real Orks is.
On Yarrick's side, the situation on the entire front became much clearer due to the addition of the Orks; even with the Ghazghkull Thraka present, it wasn't as difficult to fight as before.
"Reporting to the Commissar, thanks to the Commissar Boyz's arrival, our battle situation is better than ever before."
Yarrick didn't speak; he simply nodded.
He doesn't want to talk right now.
Are Orks useful? Of course they are, the results speak for themselves.
But whether it's easy to use or not, whether it can be used long-term is another matter entirely.
Because of his command of the Orks Fleet in battle, a large number of Inquisitors from the Ordo Xenos had already arrived.
Fortunately, when they saw the Lion, they chose to keep quiet.
Fortunately, the Primarch of the Imperium was present, otherwise he would have been in the Inquisition.
"Old One-Eye, Old One-Eye!"
That tooth-ache-inducing sound again.
A Shoota Boyz, dressed very appropriately by Orks standards, walked in.
"What happened again, Shoota Commissar?"
"It's the Ghazghkull Thraka; he's preparing for the biggest waaagh ever!"
"We thought we should also prepare a waaagh just like his, or even a waaagh better!"
"If we don't do this, we think we'll be blown to bits."
What?
"You mean the Ghazghkull Thraka is gathering the Weirdboyz, planning to use Psychic Powers?"
"Yes! That energy is very strong; it will blast all the Orks, shrimps, and canned goods in front of us into the air."
"We don't have enough mushrooms, and they're not growing fast enough. You'll have to think of something."
This is really bad.
Even if Armageddon is driven away, given the strength of Ghazghkull Thraka Salakka's Legion...
The number of Orks gathered here now.
That was enough for the renowned Ghazghkull Thraka to instantly raise a large army.
If his army were to grow to a significant size, this Planet would cease to exist; it would surely be destroyed.
Solution... solution...
Great Emperor, for the sake of the Imperium of Man, I am ready to risk everything.
"Adjutant!"
"Exist!"
"Summon all senior officers, and the Astartes. We need an emergency pre-war meeting. You go and do it now; I'll go ask the Primarch."
"Yes!"
"Lord Lion El'Jonson."
"Commissar Yarrick, you coming to see me at this time probably means something's happened."
As the current supreme commander of the entire front, Lion El'Jonson has been closely monitoring the changing situation on the front lines.
Now he was certain that the Ghazghkull Thraka Salakka was preparing something extraordinary again.
"Yes, sir. According to the message from the Shoota Commissar emplacement, the Ghazghkull Thraka Salakka has mobilized all his Weirdboyz."
"The other party's intention is very clear: they want to prepare to launch a Waaagh! Storm."
"The formation of this storm is unstoppable; the only thing we can do now is to counter it."
"Energy clash? Aren't you afraid of blowing this Planet to ashes?"
"Lion El'Jonson Leon, if we don't perform an energy counterattack, our Orks army will immediately defect and become Saraka's."
"Even if we have a way to counter the Orks' special Psychic Power Field, we don't have enough manpower here right now."
According to the war records related to the Orks, the goal is to effectively strike the Psychic Power Field.
The wizard units among the Orks must be eliminated, and to do so, the Blank are necessary.
Where would they find Blank at this time?
"Statham!"
"I am here, Lord Lion El'Jonson."
Lion El'Jonson endured the pain in his tooth and wanted to ask Statham for his opinion.
"You need to come up with a battle plan regarding this Psychic Power attack from Saraka."
"Grown ups..."
"Now is not the time to refuse, Statham."
"Yes!"
Then Statham looked at Yarrick.
"Commissar Yarrick, you just mentioned Psychic Power clashes, which means our Psychic Power Field needs to be strong enough, right?"
"Yes, sir."
"Very good. I have a well-developed plan. You will immediately inform all Imperium soldiers on the front lines to learn Orks language."
"No need for high standards, quick results are fine. We don't have that many Orks to support the waaaagh field, but we have enough people."
"Sir, do you mean to use humans to impersonate Orks?"
"Yes, according to the Introduction to Warp Energetics, the Warp is the ocean of souls."
"Turbulent emotions can stir up waves in the Sea of Souls."
"We need this kind of emotion now. Let's go and start preparing immediately."
"Yes!"
This plan would have been considered utterly absurd in the past.
Well, even by today's standards, it's utterly absurd.
But what could be more absurd than the great Primarch of the Imperium becoming Green Can Big Boss?
He should just do as he's told.
"Shoota Commissar!"
"Have!"
"Now, I'm handing over all my shrimps to you. You don't have enough lads, but you have plenty of shrimps!"
"Facing Saraka, I'll show them that my Shoota Boyz and his cronies are the most awesome little lads in the entire Imperium, and even his kid can't compare!"
Do you have confidence?
What's the most waaaagh-worthy shrimp?
Shrimp can't possibly be the most waaagh, but if it's shrimp under Old One-Eye's command, waaagh shouldn't be a problem.
"Yes! For Emperor! Waaaagh!"