Will I keep getting fat?
Su Hang nodded and sighed, "Your chronic malnutrition has indeed been cured, but you've developed another chronic disease—overnutrition! In layman's terms, it's obesity."
Hu Xiao looked completely bewildered. "So how many pounds will I eventually weigh?"
Su Hang pondered for a moment, then said thoughtfully, "The fattest person we know of in our country is Yu Zhou from Inner Mongolia, who weighs about 600 jin (300 kg). If you don't strictly control your diet, you'll probably break his record!"
600 jin?
Hu Xiao stood there dumbfounded.
Everyone gasped in astonishment.
"I remember that even at his peak, Ryoko, the 'Big Stomach 'Liangzi, only weighed around 400 pounds. Brother Hu Xiao actually has the huge potential to reach 600 pounds! Amazing!"
" Sister Lan, what does 600 jin (300 kg) mean?"
"Equivalent to an adult Siberian tiger!"
Hu Xiao remained silent. He thought he had escaped the misery of malnutrition, but who would have thought he would fall into the misery of obesity? It was truly a cruel twist of fate.
Su Hang asked, " Deputy Hu, what are your thoughts? I'm a professional fitness coach; if you're willing to lose weight, I can help you for free."
"It's come to this now."
Hu Xiao looked conflicted, then resignedly said, "Let's eat first."
Su Hang: "..."
After the little incident...
Everyone sat around the table to eat breakfast.
"Delicious! Great! Holy crap, Xiao Jiang, how come your steamed buns are so delicious?"
Hu Xiao was not scared by obesity at all. He devoured the delicious steamed buns with their thin skins and plenty of meat, one bite at a time, without even chewing them.
" Uncle Hu, if you like it, please eat less," Jiang Sui said with a forced smile. "Even if you don't care about us, you should at least think about your health. What if you really get to 600 pounds? That would be terrifying to see when you go out."
Hu Xiao, his mouth greasy from eating, mumbled, "It's okay, I'll officially start dieting once I get back to my pre-illness weight!"
Jiang Sui expressed serious doubt.
Seeing Hu Xiao eating with gusto, Su Hang, Huyan Lan, and the others joined the group eating, while Yin Long could only watch. He hadn't eaten a single grain of rice since last night and was already starving.
What are you doing?
Jiang Sui slapped away Yin Long's wicked hand, her almond-shaped eyes wide, and said, "If you want steamed buns, give me back my coins first."
"Do you think I'd willingly eat this garbage bun?" Yin Long said, his face flushed and his neck bulging. "I just wanted to grab a napkin to wipe my hands."
"I'll see how long you can keep up your stubbornness!" Jiang Sui took a big bite of the meat bun, tossed her head back, and said, "Hmph!"
I said, " Liuli."
Su Hang freed his left hand, poked at the chibi-style Little Liuli on the desktop, and asked curiously, "Why are you covering your face with your hands?"
Little Liuli blushed and stammered, "You... you... you're not wearing any clothes."
"Not wearing any clothes?"
Su Hang looked down and realized that he was indeed not wearing any clothes on his upper body. However, since he was at home, the only two people of the opposite sex present were Jiang Sui and Huyan Lan. One was his younger sister, and the other was a friend he had been open with for many years. Neither of them were outsiders.
" Liuli, I've put my clothes on, you can put your hands down now."
"Oh, oh, you're lying!" Little Liuli quickly covered her eyes, too ashamed to lift her head. "I... I... I'll never talk to you again."
Su Hang laughed out loud, went back to the bedroom, put on his black T-shirt, and said, "Now I'm really dressed, I wasn't lying to you."
"I... I... I'll trust you one more time." Little Liuli slowly let go of her hand and breathed a sigh of relief. " Exalted Emperor, next time you show up in the living room without clothes on, could you send me a QQ message?"
Su Hang asked in confusion, "Why did I send you a message?"
Little Liuli said earnestly, "I'll cover my eyes beforehand."
"Puff--"
Huyan Lan laughed so hard that Mount Everest trembled. "I really didn't expect that in this day and age, there would still be a traditional and conservative girl like Liuli."
"Brother!" Jiang Sui sipped her chopsticks, raised an eyebrow and said, "Being close to the water tower gives you an advantage, right? A traditional, conservative, wealthy woman—shouldn't you seize this opportunity?"
Su Hang sneered, "I think you've been lovesick for too long, haven't you? You're getting all pampered and climbing on the roof, aren't you?"
"Waaaah! Sister Lan, I was just teasing you, and my brother's about to hit me!" Jiang Sui burrowed into Huyan Lan, looking pitiful. "You have to stand up for me!"
"Don't worry, Suisui," Huyan Lan patted Jiang Sui's back lightly, her eyes cold, "If Su Hang dares to lay a finger on you, you'll see if I don't chop him down."
Su Hang's face darkened.
Seeing her younger sister Jiang Sui making faces and acting all high and mighty, it seemed that Huyan Lan had found a powerful backer after moving into the house.
"Everyone, let's report on our results from the first day of the ranking challenge." Su Hang didn't hold a grudge against his sister and scanned the room, saying, "Who wants to go first?"
"Me!" Little Liuli raised her hand and said, " Legendary King 255 stars, winning every game, ranked 900th in the national rankings."
"Sure."
Su Hang, Huyan Lan, and the others were extremely astonished.
It's worth noting that Liuli's main position is a roaming role, and it's nothing short of a miracle that she climbed to 55 stars in a single night of solo queue while maintaining a winning streak.
Hu Xiao ate a steamed bun and muttered, "Damn it, I didn't eat enough yesterday and my condition wasn't great. I only managed to reach Legendary King 260 stars, ranking 573rd on the national ranking list."
"That's pretty impressive."
Su Hang gave a thumbs up. When others say they're not in good condition because they haven't eaten enough, that's just an excuse, but when Deputy Hu says it, it's absolutely true.
"Me?" Huyan Lan swirled his iced Americano. " Legendary King Rank 266, winning every match, ranked 550th in the national rankings."
"Frog Fun!"
Jiang Sui exclaimed incredulously, "You reached 66 stars overnight! Sister Lan, you're amazing!"
"It's alright." Huyan Lan smiled. "If I hadn't struggled to adapt to the high-intensity ranking pace, I could have at least reached 280 stars!"
"This star rating actually resonates with my Supreme Bone!" Yin Long rested his hand on his forehead, striking a flamboyant pose. "Which big-breasted, brainless woman is calling for my King of Glory- level rank?"
"Go to hell!"
Huyan Lan kicked Yin Long to the ground.
"Holy shit!"
Yin Long clutched his aching back, "Feng! I'm warning you, if you dare kick me again, just once more!"
Huyan Lan's beautiful eyes blazed with murderous intent. "How about it?"
Yin Long shrank back and said, "Fine... fine, you kicked a cotton ball."
Jiang Sui asked doubtfully, "You really got to 280 stars?"
"How could this be fake?" Yin Long showed off the game interface, raised his chin, and said smugly, "10 top-tier jungler ratings, 18 gold-medal jungler ratings, 14 silver-bronze ratings, a total of 44 consecutive wins, Legendary King 280 stars, ranked 512th in the national rankings!"
Where is the applause?
Everyone ignored Yin Long.
Huyan Lan looked at Su Hang, "How many stars are you?"
Su Hang smiled calmly, "About the same number of stars as you."
Huyan Lan urged, "Stop being so mysterious, how many stars is it exactly?"
Su Hang said calmly, "Star 303!"
quiet!
You could hear a pin drop!