"My name is Huyan Lan, currently the captain of the Phoenix Crown and Rosy Robes and Embroidered Robe team, Vice Captain of Sovereign Dominion the Champion Emperor Phoenix team, Phoenix. In this match, I played the support hero Da Qiao. At level one, I helped Coin Sex Fiend defend the red buff, but in order to save Purify, I was ganged up on and killed by the enemy team."
"On my way back to the bottom lane after respawning, I composed myself, opened my equipment panel, and considered whether to build the Moon first or the Blazing Inferno first, considering which item would better counter Zhong Kui and Shi's chain of crowd control."
Suddenly I heard my best friend Su Hang shout thunderously, "Quick, press Purify!"
" Purify?"
Just as Huyan Lan walked up to Su Hang's Hou Yi, he was slightly taken aback. The next second, a thick hook suddenly sprang out from the bushes, instantly Huyan Lan's Da Qiao away from the turret and into the river of the development lane.
"Holy crap!"
Huyan Lan hurriedly pressed the Purify button, but it was too late.
"Little Green Dragon has his eye on you!"
Qingrong Shi ran out of the bushes, threw out her second skill, and used her first skill to hook Huyan Lan Da Qiao, pulling her hard towards the friendly marksman Gongsun Li.
Gongsun Li didn't hesitate at all, activating her Frenzy. She used her first skill to charge forward while leaving her umbrella, unleashing a flurry of maple leaf-shaped arrows, and then used her second skill to detonate the maple leaf marks.
"I extinguished it on Sunday, so today is Monday!"
Su Hang Hou Yi strengthened his arrows, rushed out of the defensive tower, drew his bow and tried to persuade Gongsun Li.
Gongsun Li, however, was like a daredevil, completely disregarding her rapidly decreasing health, and precisely locked onto Da Qiao with her basic attacks, going straight for the kill with two horizontal and one vertical strikes!
In less than three seconds, Huyan Lan's Da Qiao's health reached zero, and she fell to the ground in defeat. Su Hang's Hou Yi managed to finish off Gongsun Li at the last second, mitigating the team's losses in time.
A kill announcement sounded in the canyon.
Gongsun Li defeats Da Qiao!
Hou Yi defeats Gongsun Li!
Huyan Lan was stunned. She couldn't believe that such a thing as sending two enemies to their deaths in 90 seconds could actually happen to her, Champion Emperor player.
"Big-breasted girl, are you blind, Xiao Long?" Yin Long, who witnessed the whole thing, couldn't help but complain, "The captain practically gave us the signal to watch out for Zhong Kui, and you still stupidly went towards the bushes!"
Huyan Lan, unusually, did not refute, and said with great shame, "This is my fault. I was distracted by the equipment and didn't notice the signal. I'm sorry."
Su Hang sighed softly, "Be more careful next time."
"Phoenix Da Qiao was hooked by Zhong Kui again, Xi Shi followed up with her first skill for crowd control, Gongsun Li unleashed a furious barrage of attacks with her umbrella, and Empress Chong and Hou Yi entered from the side, attempting to relieve the siege of Wei by attacking Zhao, but unfortunately, they failed."
In the commentary booth, Li Jiu said with a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, Empress Chong's Yi killed Gongsun Li in the end, which somewhat mitigated the loss."
The Pingzi's lips twitched as it said, "In less than two minutes, Phoenix Da Qiao gave away two kills. This inexplicable play... it's really hard to judge."
"If the first wave of Phoenix was to save on Purify, then being ganged up on by four people and dying miserably in the Tyrant's Pit is somewhat understandable."
Fly lamented, "But this was clearly a basic mistake. Even low-ranked King of Glory players know that without Zhong Kui's vision, you should hide in the bushes."
Tens of thousands of spectators at the scene were astonished.
"What's wrong with Phoenix? Isn't her roaming skill comparable to King-Titled Player? These two plays seem about the same as a low-rank King of Glory."
"Could it be that they're deliberately throwing the game to their own team?"
"It doesn't make sense. Phoenix is Vice Captain of Sovereign Dominion now. Her primary task is to help Exalted Emperor win against their own team. There's no reason for her to hold back."
Front row Twilight of the Gods contest seats.
"His skill level has plummeted to below even the average Chinese server player?" Yinuo exclaimed incredulously, "How come Phoenix's performance has suddenly become so bad? Compared to yesterday's Tiger Roars in the Mountain Forest match, they're like completely different people!"
" Susu, do you think it could be because of that?"
Chaofeng looked at Jin Ni, who was watching the match from the side, and said, " The Phoenix Arena's performance is so poor, I think it's definitely related to that aspect!"
Jin Ni pondered for a moment, then said solemnly, "That should be it."
"What's the reason?" Yinuo asked, still confused.
"Women always have that one time each month when they're not in the mood," Chaofeng, glancing at her. "Didn't you finish junior high?"
Yinuo was even more confused, "What does this have to do with whether or not I went to junior high school?"
" Xiaonuonuo, it's the second section of the seventh-grade biology textbook (People's Education Edition)!" Jin Ni said helplessly, rubbing her forehead. "Do we two girls really have to spell it out?"
Yinuo was completely bewildered. Although he had attended junior high school, he usually just piled books on his desk and secretly played King of Glory in his desk drawer during class, and never paid attention in class.
Jin Ni prompted, "What is the name of the Mao Rabbit on the Imperial Crown?"
Yinuo scratched his head and said, " The Yuejing."
What about homophones?
Yinuo frowned and muttered a couple of things, then suddenly realized and exclaimed excitedly, "It's menstruation! Girls get their periods every month!"
Chaofeng a strange expression, "Why are you so agitated?"
"Ahem." Yinuo blushed and coughed twice, saying, "Brother Chaofeng, don't overthink it. So, Phoenix's poor condition is because she's menstruating?"
"Judging from her performance in the game, and considering her demeanor and expressions during today's match," Chaofeng his chin, "It's very much like the symptoms of a woman menstruating."
"What symptoms?" Yinuo, the curious child.
"Irritability, restlessness, low mood and wanting to cry." Jin Ni up a finger, speaking with great seriousness, "Heavy bleeding, possibly menstrual cramps, distraction, and inability to concentrate on game operations."
"So if I can avoid menstrual cramps, I can concentrate and focus on the game?"
"You think this is Honor of Kings?" Chaofeng, arms crossed. "Buy Nightmare and Mortal Punisher to reduce bleeding, then get Overlord's Platemail and Phoenix Feather to regenerate health."
Yinuo awkwardly touched the tip of her nose.
Jin Ni looked towards the competition stage and said with pity, "Although ibuprofen can relieve menstrual cramps, it can't completely eliminate the pain. I do feel sorry for her for having to compete while enduring menstrual cramps."
" Phoenix is suffering from severe menstrual cramps, and her gaming skills are less than one-tenth of what they used to be," Chaofeng, his eyes slightly narrowed. "Plus, with the entertainment lineup chosen by Sovereign Dominion, Phoenix Crown and Embroidered Phoenix Crown and Rosy Robes might be able to come back from one to two and defeat Sovereign Dominion!"
"Defeat Sovereign Dominion?"
Yinuo swallowed hard. If Sovereign Dominion were to lose the battle and Phoenix Crown and Rosy Robes, then Exalted Emperor would not be able to obtain the title of Supreme King Title. In other words, Yinuo would have the possibility of being awarded the title of Supreme King Title!
"It's truly pathetic that no one in Sovereign Dominion knows about Phoenix's menstrual cramps." Chaofeng's eyes showed pity. "She's in so much pain that her skills are all messed up. Why don't you hurry up and bring in the substitute Tai Sui to compete?"
"Sister Chaofeng, someone in Sovereign Dominion must know about Phoenix's menstrual cramps. I think it's most likely Captain of Sovereign Dominion, Exalted Emperor. Otherwise, they wouldn't have substituted Tai Sui in the first game."
Jin Ni's eyes flickered as she speculated, "In this second match, Phoenix probably insisted on playing, and Exalted Emperor had no choice but to agree, even switching positions with Liuli Phoenix so she could play an easier roaming role."
Not only Chaofeng stunned.
Even Yinuo was stunned and stood there.
" Jin Ni God, why do I get the feeling that you know Exalted Emperor very well?"
"I don't know either."
Jin Ni gazed at the indifferent male figure on the competition stage, a look of bewilderment on her face. "It's as if I'm supposed to know Exalted Emperor this well."