"Well, that's a secret for now."
"Oh, okay, Teacher Fox God."
Since Yugong Hu was unwilling to tell him, Su Hang didn't press the matter further. He buried his head in his hamburger, and the intense, envious, and jealous gazes of the diners around him made him unconsciously speed up his eating.
"What an adorable senior, like a little hamster."
Watching Su Hang eat, Liuli Lixin was almost melted by his cuteness. She wanted to hug him and give him a good rub on his cheeks, but considering that she had to maintain her image as a cold and aloof goddess, she could only suppress her inner excitement.
" Teacher Fox God, I'm full."
Su Hang nodded slightly in acknowledgment.
Wait a minute~
" Teacher Fox God, what is it?"
Su Hang looked up curiously.
Yugong Hu's eyes were alluring as she gently wiped the cream from Su Hang's lips with her thumb. Her fiery red lips then captured his thumb, sucking and savoring it, before she said with lingering pleasure, "Mmm, vanilla flavor, just the way I like it."
"Fox... Teacher Fox God, you... you... you..."
Su Hang was utterly shocked, his cheeks flushed red, and smoke billowed from his head, turning him into a steam engine. What was this? An indirect kiss? This shouldn't count, but that was cream on the corner of his mouth—it was an indirect kiss, for crying out loud!
"Oh~ You even have a food-guarding habit, huh? I just can't do anything with you." Liuli picked up a hamburger, took a small bite, cream smeared on the corner of her lips, cupped her face in one hand, her purple hair falling down, and said with a mischievous smile, "Your turn. Just so you know, your teacher doesn't have a food-guarding habit."
Is the Teacher Fox God trying to get me to indirectly kiss her back?
But how could I possibly touch the unapproachable smile of the Teacher Fox God with my dirty hands!
But the Teacher Fox God seemed to be looking expectant, as if to say, "Yes, stretch out your hand, stretch out your hand quickly, touch the teacher, be bold, the teacher won't mind."
What if I actually reached out my hand?
The Teacher Fox God would probably suddenly put on a serious face and say, " Your Imperial Emperor, Your Imperial Emperor, you've got some nerve! You actually dared to try and touch your teacher?"
Is it a prank?
It must be the Teacher Fox God playing a trick on me.
" Teacher Fox God, please... please stop teasing me."
Su Hang blushed and hurriedly lowered his head.
"Pfft."
Liuli let out a silvery laugh, but she felt a little relieved. If Su Hang had retaliated, she would have been turned into a steam girl and too embarrassed to lift her head.
After the little incident...
" Your Imperial Emperor, our Imperial Crown has conducted a thorough background check on you." Liuli got to the point, her crimson eyes flashing. "The background check results show that you lost both your parents at a young age and have been living with your aunt ever since. Is that true?"
"That's true." Su Hang nodded, his eyes gentle. "My aunt raised me; she's been a very good person to me."
"Although you've just turned eighteen and are a legal adult, joining the Imperial Crown Team is a big deal, and your teacher needs to talk to your family about it," Liuli said casually. "I wonder if they have time today?"
"Probably." Su Hang wasn't sure. Although his aunt was a housewife, she often went to the card room to play mahjong. " Teacher Fox God, shall I ask her first?"
Liuli asked, "How long has it been since you went home?"
"Three months." Su Hang scratched his head sheepishly. During the National Day holiday, he had planned to go back to Kunshan City to visit his aunt, but unfortunately, he couldn't get a train ticket and had to give up.
"That's quite a long time indeed." Liuli nodded thoughtfully. "Here's what you should do: tell your aunt that you're bringing your girlfriend home to visit her."
"Okay, sure."
Su Hang took out his phone, opened WeChat, and typed, "Auntie, I'm bringing my girlfriend today..."
"Ah?"
Su Hang looked up abruptly, completely bewildered. "Where did I get a girlfriend?"
Liuli crossed her arms and raised her chin, "Doesn't the teacher look like one?"
Su Hang was stunned and stammered, " Teacher Fox God, you want to be my girlfriend?"
Liuli pouted and said, "Is that not allowed?"
Su Hang blushed and said, " Teacher Fox God, you're teasing me again."
Liuli shook her head and said, "After the college entrance exam, didn't your aunt arrange blind dates for you back in your hometown time and time again?"
"How did you know?" Su Hang asked, his face filled with shock.
After the college entrance examination in June, his aunt Su Guihua, suddenly became concerned about his marriage. She took him to a matchmaker in their hometown and arranged numerous blind dates for him. At that time, he was not yet 18 years old, but he had no choice but to participate because of his aunt's good intentions.
The blind date turned out to be a disappointment.
A teenage girl with intellectual disabilities of the same age, a divorced woman with two children, an elderly widow from her hometown who had been widowed for many years, and someone who had even held her when she was a child...
These women all share a common characteristic: they can hold a traditional wedding ceremony first, live together as a de facto couple, and then obtain a marriage certificate once they reach the legal age.
Su Hang understood that this was his aunt's way of showing her love, hoping that he could get married soon and no longer be alone. However, he sincerely felt that marriage should not be rushed. It was okay if it harmed himself, but it was absolutely unacceptable to harm others.
"Of course Eve told me." Liuli didn't say this aloud; it was information Eve had gathered by hacking into Su Guihua's phone.
This selfish and self-serving Su Guihua treated Su Hang like a commodity, openly selling him at the matchmaking market in her hometown, ostensibly out of concern for Su Hang's marriage.
In reality, they wanted to squeeze every last drop of value out of Su Hang, since those low-quality, unattractive women on blind dates not only didn't ask for a bride price, but also gave the man's family a considerable dowry.
Moreover, Su Guihua can also feel vain and gain face by comparing her son Su Xiao's highly educated partner with Su Hang's low-quality partner.
They not only made money off Su Hang but also gained face, demonstrating the extreme evil of human nature.
"Of course, this is the result of our investigation into the Imperial Crown."
Liuli cupped her face in one hand, her heart-shaped diamond pendant swaying. "Your aunt arranged blind dates for you, which meant well, but you've been quite troubled by it. So, your teacher decided to go all the way and pretend to be your girlfriend, going home with you."
"This way, your aunt will be pleased, and you'll be free from the hassle of blind dates in the future. It's killing two birds with one stone, a win-win situation."
Su Hang suddenly realized, but quickly shook his head vigorously, "No, no, Teacher Fox God, this won't be good for your reputation."
"Don't worry, the teacher will disguise himself before going, no one will recognize me," Liuli said, thinking to herself, "Senior, I'm your lawfully wedded wife. Even if I were your girlfriend, our relationship would still be downgraded."
"Well... thank you for your help Teacher Fox God."
Su Hang's cheeks flushed, a warm feeling washing over him. Suddenly having such a beautiful girlfriend felt like a dream. He couldn't help but pinch his thigh, instantly wincing in pain. Okay, it wasn't a dream.
Liuli smiled and said, "Hurry up and tell your aunt to prepare."
"Okay, okay."
Su Hang quickly sent WeChat message to his aunt.
After waiting for a long time, Aunt Su Guihua still did not reply.
Is Auntie busy?
Just to be on the safe side, Su Hang sent WeChat message to his uncle [ Su Wei ].
"Uncle, I'm bringing my girlfriend home tonight. Is it convenient for you?"