Three Emperors in One Family, All "Villains"

Brain storage. (Note: This book is best enjoyed with your brain switched off!)

Self-service station. (Note: One per person. All extras will be sold for fifty cents apiece.)

Yanzus, sign in here!

Yifeis, check in here! (Note: No claiming them except for the author!!!)

This is a growth-type invincible story! (No female lead.)

"Nani, I transmigrated?" Fu Yuan held his forehead and smiled wryly.

He had been the most ordinary member of the great Celestial Empire: ordinary looks, ordinary height, ordinary education, and an ordinary job.

He was the living image of the "Ordinary Origin Heavenly Venerable."

As a die-hard Glory fan with ten thousand matches on Arthur and a win rate as high as 49 percent, he had kicked the bucket after fighting for two and a half days straight and failing his King promotion match eight times.

Expert verdict, cause of death: died of being a noob (〃'▽'〃) (dog-head emoji for protection). (King-rank check-in point!)

It took a full two and a half days before Fu Yuan understood his current situation.

His father, Fu, had shaped the Dark Era and was the greatest driving force behind the bloody chaos across the heavens.

He was the pioneer of the forbidden zones, the Indestructible Heavenly Venerable!

His eldest brother, Fu You, was the chief culprit behind the Chaotic Ancient Era, the Great Emperor of the Netherworld who sought to make a blood sacrifice of the imperial clans and supreme holy lands.

His second brother, Fu Xu, was even more extraordinary in his methods. He sought to surpass their father and all the sages of old. In the previous era, the Blood Ancient Era, the Great Emperor of Nothingness had plotted against the Heavenly Dao, seeking to transform himself into eternity.

He was the third son and had the same name as in his previous life: Fu Yuan.

They had been born in the Myth Era and sealed themselves in divine source, only to break free in a golden age of great contention, enter the world to plot for the heavens, and contend for the imperial throne.

"Is it my turn in this life?" Fu Yuan wore a wry smile. If this had been a fantasy novel from his previous life, his family would have been a textbook example of the boss template-and the biggest bosses at that.

Villains usually came to a bad end, and his family was naturally no exception.

At the end of the Imperial Dao Era, the Heavenly Emperor had emerged from Emperor Severance Mountain and joined forces with the Heaven-Equaling Demon Emperor to attack the forbidden zone of life and kill his father.

That battle was known as the fiercest war since the Myth Era.

Quite a few emperors had intervened from the shadows in that battle.

No one wanted an insurmountable mountain weighing down on their head.

His father had lived up to his reputation as the most vicious figure since the Immortal Ancient Era. Hunted by the emperors, he had calmly unleashed invincible methods.

The Heavenly Emperor's Great Emperor Weapon, the Heavenly Saber, had been shattered, and his past and future selves suppressed. Only his present self had escaped.

Protected by the myriad Daos and blessed with the fortune of heaven and earth, the Heaven-Equaling Demon Emperor had managed to drag his grievously wounded body back to the present world.

The vast Myth Forbidden Zone had been devastated and split into three.

After that battle, his father had undergone ultimate sublimation, and imperial wars had erupted one after another across the great deathlands and forbidden zones.

The flames of war had consumed the three thousand worlds. All who had acted from the shadows were called to account, and only by painfully cutting off their own flesh had they appeased his father's wrath.

The Heavenly Emperor had fled far away, his whereabouts unknown. The Heaven-Equaling Demon Emperor had lived out a single lifetime, dying young at two hundred thousand years old.

His father's thunderous methods had concealed his weakened body. The battle had been a close call, leaving him with a wound to his Great Dao that was difficult to heal.

His eldest brother, Fu You, was an even more textbook villain, especially skilled at manipulating people's hearts and watching the fire from across the river.

He had single-handedly stirred up war and bloody chaos across the three thousand worlds, then stepped in at the end to reap the harvest. After attaining the supreme imperial throne, he had sought to make a blood sacrifice of the living beings of the imperial clans and supreme holy lands to refine a legendary immortal pill and mend his father's Imperial Dao and fleshly body.

A child could not bear to see his father fall into a long slumber. What filial devotion, enough to move heaven and earth! What had he done wrong?

The Ancient Desolate Sacred Body had burst onto the scene. At full mastery, it had fought the Great Emperor and, at the cost of sacrificing its life, had nearly killed his eldest brother.

At the critical moment, his father had disregarded his own injuries and struck across the distance to save his eldest brother.

His second brother, Fu Xu, was the most ambitious of all. He wanted to blaze a new trail and walk a path no one had ever taken.

He had sought to devour the Heavenly Dao and take its place.

The Heavenly Dao sat high above the nine heavens, but had it ever looked coldly upon the world?

A hot-blooded man had walked a path worthy of song and tears, to be celebrated for eternity. What had he done wrong?

Yet a towering hero like him had been ambushed at the most crucial moment by the "evil" Human Emperor Ji Yang. His body had died and his Dao had vanished, leaving only a wisp of his soul to escape.

Truly, the times had been against him, and his fate had been full of twists and turns!

Even more tragically, the original owner of this body had run into trouble with his cultivation. Perhaps he had been sealed in divine source for too long, and his brain had short-circuited.

After breaking the seal, he had actually severed his own cultivation, falling from the third heaven of Divine Fire to the first layer of Qi Condensation.

Realms: Body Refinement, Qi Condensation, Qi Sea, Spirit Nurturing, Profound Opening, Nirvana, Divine Fire, True One, Saint, Emperor...

While Fu Yuan's mind was wandering, an ethereal voice rang out in his head.

[Ding! A person with a void destiny has been detected!!!]

[System binding initiated!]

[10%... 30%... 50%... 100!]

[System binding successful!]

Fu Yuan was wild with joy. A transmigrator plus a system-wasn't that a textbook protagonist template?

Marrying a beautiful, rich woman, becoming a CEO, and reaching the pinnacle of life would be a matter of minutes.

No, this was a world of cultivation. Beautiful, rich women and CEOs were all out of fashion.

Saintesses, fairies, and empresses were more his type, and he would turn away neither saint weapons nor Great Emperor Weapons.

As Fu Yuan dreamed of the future, the system's ethereal voice surfaced in his mind, interrupting him.

[System activating, 0.001%... 0.002%...]

Several minutes passed, and it had only reached 0.005%.

Fu Yuan was dumbfounded. When would it finish activating, the year of the monkey or the month of the horse?

[Ding! Host's need detected. Acceleration package unlocked!]

[Host may choose one of the following: one, pay five system points for ten-thousandfold acceleration; two, complete system tasks to obtain acceleration.]

Was that even a choice?

Over the next two days, Fu Yuan went against what little conscience he had and completed the various tasks issued by the system.

Running five hundred meters and doing fifty push-ups were fairly normal tasks.

But the tasks that followed were more outrageous than the last.

Imitating all kinds of animal cries, striking all sorts of bizarre poses... (PS: Ten thousand words omitted here!)

[Ding! System activation at 99.999%. Please keep up the good work, host!]

The ethereal voice rang out in Fu Yuan's mind.

"Damn dog system, you're messing with this young master, aren't you? Of all the things you could copy, you copied PDD."

"Star your star, ******..."

Fu Yuan cursed and swore, venting every grievance he had suffered over the past few days.

He cursed for more than ten minutes, drawing on the skills he had used to verbally battle a crowd of opponents in a certain Glory and throwing out everything he had learned in his life.

Only when his mouth was dry and his tongue parched did he stop.

At last, he had vented two days' worth of humiliation.

[Ding! Host's anger level detected as off the charts. Invincible Sign-In System activation complete!]

[This system is designed to help the host become the strongest expert in all the heavens and myriad worlds!]

Fu Yuan's face glowed as he eagerly waited for the great system's beginner gift package.

A good while passed, but the system made no further move.

Fu Yuan's initial excitement gradually faded into calm.

"That's it? Where's my welcome gift? Where's my beginner gift package?" Fu Yuan's defining trait was his thick skin.

If you gave it to him, he would take it. If you didn't, he would ask.

[Ding! Beginner gift package now being issued: Rapid Cultivation Lv. 1. Cultivation speed increased to twice the normal rate.]

"Double cultivation speed? Do you have to be so stingy?" Fu Yuan looked disdainful. "Other people's systems give them Great Emperor Weapons, heavenly scriptures, sacred bodies, divine bodies, and stuff like that in their beginner gift packages..." (PS: A thousand words of complaints omitted this time!)

"Of course, I'm not the sort of person who has to compare. How about raising it a few levels? I wouldn't call three or five levels too few, and I wouldn't call eight or ten too many."