Wu Di gave him a once-over and immediately recognized the face hidden beneath that young body.
It was Orochimaru again.
Judging by the way he was protecting his rear, Wu Di roughly understood what had happened.
The people nearby were all confused, frowning in puzzlement.
Wu Di smiled and explained, "He's like this because he was hit by the Thousand Year Impale Technique."
"And the Thousand Year Impale Technique is a new Kekkei Genkai composite ninjutsu drawn from this shop's scratch-off tickets!"
Orochimaru's lips twitched slightly. Now, he finally understood where Naruto's Wood Release had come from.
That explained it. Other than the First Hokage, who else in this world could possess Wood Release?
Everyone suddenly understood, and when they looked at Orochimaru's bashful appearance, they could not help covering their mouths and snickering.
Gritting his teeth, he slapped down a ten thousand ryo silver note. "Boss, give me a ten-thousand scratch-off ticket!"
Wu Di pulled one out from behind him and pushed it in front of Orochimaru.
Orochimaru stared viciously at the ticket's coated surface, cursing Naruto over and over in his heart.
Fox demon brat, just wait until I scratch out a divine skill and teach you a proper lesson!
Then he raised his hand and rapidly scratched away.
After two blinks, golden light flashed beneath the coating, and Orochimaru's eyes grew increasingly animated.
"I won! I won!" Orochimaru could no longer contain his excitement.
In an instant, the golden light faded, and a card floated out from the center of the ticket.
Orochimaru looked at the card in confusion and asked, "Boss, what is this?"
Wu Di briefly read the description and exclaimed in shock.
"Congratulations! You scratched out a Skill Experience Card for the Divine Skill Flash!"
"Divine Skill Flash?" Orochimaru was utterly bewildered.
He had never heard of such a ninjutsu.
So he asked in a low voice, "What exactly is Flash?"
Wu Di chuckled softly.
"Flash is somewhat similar to the Flying Thunder God created by the Second Hokage and the Body Flicker Technique of the Fourth Hokage."
"They are all ninjutsu that cross distances in an instant."
"However, both the Flying Thunder God and the Body Flicker Technique require a mark to be left behind before they can be used."
"Flash does not. It can directly send you flying a hundred meters in an instant."
"Within a hundred meters, wherever you want to go, just look at that place and silently say, 'Use Experience Card'!"
Orochimaru's eyes shone brighter and brighter as he muttered, "This thing is great!"
He still had an extremely grand plan in mind.
With the Herring Can Grenade from before and this Flash Experience Card, would completing it not be effortless?
He happily put away the Experience Card and shuffled out the door with his rear twisted awkwardly.
After his figure completely disappeared, Wu Di could not help laughing.
He had pulled another prank.
This Flash Experience Card had one fatal flaw: it could only flash the user himself.
In other words, it could only teleport his body.
As for clothes and other possessions...
You can imagine whether he would be wearing any!
Only a few minutes after Orochimaru left, Mitaraishi Anko hurried into the shop.
"I heard you can scratch out anything here. Let me ask you, can I scratch out an item for finding someone? I need one urgently right now!"
Wu Di let out a soft breath, a harmless smile hanging on his face.
"The items you can scratch out from this shop are beyond anything you can imagine."
"There are definitely tools for finding people, but whether you can scratch one out depends entirely on your own luck!"
"Tell me, how much of a ticket do you want?"
Mitaraishi Anko scratched her head. "Give me a ten-thousand one!"
Wu Di casually reached behind him. "Here's your ten-thousand ticket!"
"Thanks!"
She nodded, picked up a coin, and began scratching furiously.
When she had scratched away half the coating, a streak of golden light suddenly burst forth. She licked her lips, and her eyes grew increasingly expectant.
Soon, the golden light vanished, and a missile-shaped object flew out from the ticket.
Wu Di glanced at the description and could not help sighing over Orochimaru's fate.
"Boss, what is this?" Mitaraishi Anko asked in confusion.
He took a deep breath and explained unhurriedly.
"This thing is called a Name Tracking Bomb!"
"Look carefully at the bomb. There's a white box on it. Just write the name of the person you want to track inside."
"As long as he is still alive, no matter where he is in the world, it can track him down."
"As they say, track the delivery, and the mission will definitely arrive!"
While Wu Di was explaining, Anko had already impatiently written Orochimaru's name in the box.
The moment she finished the final stroke, the previously motionless Tracking Bomb suddenly began bouncing excitedly.
Its silent thruster abruptly spat out a burst of blue flame, carrying a pure white trail as it shot into the sky.
Outside Konoha, within a forest.
Orochimaru held the Flash Experience Card in his left hand and the Herring Can Grenade in his right, smiling from the corners of his eyes.
"Hiruzen Sarutobi, this time, your Konoha will be mine! Hahahaha!"
Just as he was laughing madly, he suddenly heard what sounded like something slicing through the air behind him.
Turning his head slightly, he saw a missile painted with a shark head flying toward him.
In the blink of an eye, it was already pressed against his face.
Boom!
A massive mushroom cloud rose into the air.
As several streaks of lightning slid down, a bottomless crater suddenly appeared in the tranquil forest.
As for Orochimaru...
He had died so completely that not even a scrap remained, utterly reduced to ash.
Several thousand kilometers away.
Otogakure.
A blond young man suddenly began convulsing all over.
The Three Tomoe Cursed Seal on the back of his neck suddenly lit up.
A giant snake suddenly burst out from the Cursed Seal.
With its jaws wide open, the snake spat out Orochimaru, who crawled out with a dark expression.
He was still clutching those two items in his hands.
"Konoha, this snake will never rest until one of us is dead!"
Mitaraishi Anko looked at the mushroom cloud that had yet to disperse and let out a long sigh.
"This time, Orochimaru should be completely dead, right?"
Wu Di mocked her inwardly.
It seemed she still did not understand Orochimaru at all.
In this world, Orochimaru had no idea how many people he had bitten.
Anyone he had bitten and planted with a Cursed Seal could revive him infinitely.
Anko stretched lazily, turned around, and stared straight at Wu Di.
Wu Di shuddered.
Anko's figure was indeed quite good right now.
But once she got a little older...
That curvy body would turn into a short, fat, round figure in no time.
Wu Di asked awkwardly, "You... need something?"
Anko twisted her neck and thought for a moment. "You should be able to issue invoices here, right?"
Wu Di staggered, nearly falling to the ground.
"What? Tracking Orochimaru was official Konoha business. Are you saying I can't get an invoice?"
Anko said calculatingly.
Wu Di sighed softly. "Fine, but what should I write on the invoice?"
"Write..." She rubbed her chin and thought for a long while. Then her eyes lit up.
"Write: purchased scratch-off tickets and scratched out a Tracking Bomb, spending one hundred thousand in silver notes!"
Wu Di licked his lips. Sometimes, after selling scratch-off tickets all day, he did not even make one hundred thousand.
With a few words from Anko, she had pocketed ninety thousand for nothing!
"Comparing yourself to others really can make you furious..." Wu Di sighed softly.
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