After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games

[Physical edition goes on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of love!]

[Infinite Flow + Fast-Paced + Comedy + Overpowered Protagonist + No Female Lead + No Protagonist Abuse]

[East, south, west, or north-ask around and find out who's your daddy.]

[Don't go comparing yourself to everyone else. Who do you think you are, anyway?]

The White Tower descends, plunging the entire world into deadly instance mode.

Bound to an Infinite Simulation System and forced to grind the beginner stage a thousand times, Zheng Xun declares:

"I've cleared it. I'm perfectly sane. Now I'm going to murder you all."

From then on, White Tower players frequently witness a certain newbie charging in with a massive hammer, pioneering the demolition approach to clearing instances.

The sky clears, the rain stops, and suddenly you think you've got what it takes again.

Play all you want, fool around all you like-but don't mess with the Almighty Zheng.

Years later, standing at the pinnacle of the White Tower, Zheng Xun sighs.

"I've become a god. And a complete lunatic."