Lu Yao posted the comment but received no reply.
But somehow, I felt something was off.
I looked up at the window; it was still a few stops to home.
Lu Yao was just about to put down her phone and take a short nap.
The phone suddenly vibrated.
After clicking on it, I discovered it was the same blogger from before.
This time, however, the other party wasn't photographing a street lamp, but rather a forwarded news article.
The accompanying text was also quite interesting, seemingly a response to netizens who made jokes in the comments section of his videos.
[Stop talking! The official standards for cultivating immortality have even been released! I think those streetlights are very likely sensing cultivators. I'm going home to cultivate now! [Sunglasses][Shy][Hehe]]
After glancing at the other party's text, Lu Yao looked at the reprinted news with a puzzled expression.
Slightly zoom in and out with two fingers to gradually enlarge the news content.
Several large words came into her view.
"Detailed Rules for the Implementation of the Great Xia Self-Cultivation Outline (Trial)... To enhance the physical and mental qualities of the nation..."
"This regulation is formulated in accordance with the Great Xia Self-Cultivation Affairs Administration... abbreviated as Cultivation Administration..."
"What... is this?"
Lu Yao raised her eyebrows slightly, looking somewhat puzzled.
I didn't quite understand it at first glance.
I then focused my attention and read it carefully, and only then did I understand the general idea.
"Is this the National Health Classification Standard?"
"But... what the heck was that at the end?!"
Is the official account just making a meme?
Lu Yao was quite surprised when she saw the last standard in the detailed outline.
She even thought she was seeing things.
What is the fifth level of Qi Introduction standard? It allows one to absorb the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi, cultivate the body and mind, and achieve Qi circulation throughout the body...
This... this is just like what's written in novels and TV dramas.
Before she could think about it, her own residential complex came into view.
As the bus announcement sounded, Lu Yao quickly put away her phone, got off the bus, and headed home.
My home is in an old neighborhood, and I only finished paying off my mortgage many years ago.
Although life is better now thanks to Lu Li, and we even have savings.
But my parents didn't think about moving to a different place.
Over the years, I've gone to and from get off work every day, and I've become familiar with my neighbors.
" Yaoyao's back? Your mom was just talking about her!"
As soon as Lu Yao entered the residential area, the gatekeeper Uncle Wang, greeted her while fanning himself with a palm-leaf fan.
"Hello, Uncle Wang!"
Lu Yao smiled and agreed.
She hadn't walked more than a few steps when Auntie Zhang, who was picking up her package, stopped her.
"Oh! It's Lu Yao! You're on vacation? Wow, you're getting more and more beautiful."
"Have you eaten yet? Your mom just said she made you some pork ribs for dinner, it smells amazing!"
Just then, Grandma Chen from the third floor leaned out of the window and called out, " Old Zhang! Do you still want your scallions?"
"Coming, coming!" Auntie Zhang responded and left.
Lu Yao smiled and walked quickly home. The aroma of food wafting in the air and the familiar noise warmed her heart.
"Click!"
As I opened the door, the rich aroma of pork ribs wafted out.
Lu Yao skillfully kicked off her white shoes, put on slippers, and walked into the kitchen.
"Mom!"
"Hey, you're back. Go wash your hands, dinner's almost ready."
"Oh, where's my dad?"
"They should be back soon. Hurry up and wash your hands so you can help Mom serve the dishes..."
"Mmm..."
Lu Yao nodded in agreement.
As he walked out of the restroom, Lu Dahai happened to push open the door and enter the room.
I'm back!
A loud voice came from behind the door.
Lu Dahai walked into the house carrying his briefcase, a hearty smile on his face.
"Dad!" Lu Yao poked her head out from the kitchen.
Lu Dahai sniffed dramatically.
"Oh my, this smells amazing! The moment my daughter comes back, the food quality improves immediately!"
He casually ruffled Lu Yao's hair. "Did you miss your dad at school?"
"Thinking back, I miss you the most!"
Lu Yao smiled and tilted her head back to place the last dish on the table.
The family of three sat around the table, Lu Dahai liked to watch the news while eating.
As usual, he turned on the TV, tuned to his usual news channel, and placed the largest piece of pork rib on his daughter's plate.
"Eat more, you've lost weight at school."
The news was broadcasting daily events, and the three of them chatted about everyday matters while eating.
Suddenly, the host changed the subject.
"Now for the latest news: the 'Detailed Rules for the Implementation of the Great Xia Self-Cultivation Outline,' released today, has attracted widespread attention..."
Lu Yao paused in her chopsticks, then looked up at the television.
The news footage prominently featured the document she had just seen on the bus.
The anchor explained in a clear and articulate voice.
"... The outline divides the physical fitness of the population into five levels, with the highest level, ' Qi Introduction,' sparking heated debate..."
Lu Dahai chewed his food and chuckled indistinctly.
"This news is getting more and more bizarre. ' Qi Introduction '? Why not just say 'cultivating immortality'!"
He turned to his daughter and asked, "Is this the kind of thing you young people like to watch?"
"But it's strange, isn't it? Even the official channels are joking about 'absorbing the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi '..."
What is " Spiritual Qi "? Is it a type of oxygen?
Lu Dahai is not highly educated and has a very easygoing personality.
As he spoke, he shoveled large mouthfuls of rice into his bowl.
Lu Yao had only ever seen Spiritual Qi in novels and television dramas.
This was the first time she had heard it on the news.
For some reason, that vague, strange feeling suddenly resurfaced in my mind.
Like a feather brushing against the tip of my heart, impossible to grasp.
suddenly.
The image of his older brother, Lu Li, flashed through his mind for no apparent reason.
He always knows a lot of strange and unusual knowledge; if he were at home, he could definitely explain it in detail.
Thinking of this, she felt a slight pang of sadness.
She lowered her head and ate her food in small bites, her slender fingers secretly tightening their grip on the chopsticks.
To hide her emotions, she took out her phone and lightly swiped the screen with her fingertips.
But upon closer inspection, they were stunned.
#The Great Xia Cultivation Guide#
Topics such as # Qi Introduction # all trended on social media.
The comments section was buzzing with excitement:
So, is there now an additional test on sword flying for civil service exams?
My mom asked me why I was meditating facing the air conditioner unit, and I said I was absorbing the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi.
I just tried Qi Introduction into my body and ended up with a side stitch. Does the Cultivation Administration reimburse my medical expenses?
[I hereby announce that I am officially joining the Spirit Hall tonight!]
[...]
The playful comments made Lu Yao feel slightly more relaxed.
Or perhaps it's just the official account playing on a meme?
However, it must be said that netizens who use internet memes are simply the cutest creatures in the world!
After dinner, night fell.
The old neighborhood has returned to tranquility, with only the occasional bark of a dog.
Lu Dahai's snoring came from the master bedroom; he was sleeping soundly.
Sudden.
His snoring paused, and his brow furrowed unconsciously.
His heavy eyelids twitched slightly.
In a hazy, half-awake state, he felt as if he had opened his eyes, yet also as if he were still dreaming.
In what was originally pitch black, one or two colorful halos of light were floating.
It danced lightly before his eyes, sometimes bright, sometimes dim.
He mumbled something in his sleep.
"What the heck... hehe... Spiritual Qi..."
"Haha... Lu Li, your old man is going to cultivate immortality too..."
"Hmm? Wait... why did I say 'also'?"