"Feng Chi rose and closed in, the commanding air of a man in power exerting immense pressure. At a hundred and ninety centimeters tall, his shadow almost completely enveloped Shen Nian'an."
"He bent down, his tone dangerous yet alluring: 'You're the one who threw yourself into my arms. What cheap little act are you putting on now?'"
"His gaze was intense and direct. In that instant, Shen Nian'an suddenly had the illusion that he was about to be devoured whole."
"This man was truly not someone he could afford to provoke."
"But Shen Nian'an could no longer worry about that. His body temperature kept rising, and all he knew was that being close to him felt incredibly good."
At this point, Wen Jiu ripped off his face mask: ???
Weren't they just getting to the male and female leads' first meeting at the banquet? What the hell was this bizarre development??
Where was his female lead?
Had the author eaten her?!
"Shen Nian'an wanted to escape, but before he could get up, a large hand clamped firmly around his waist. Then the man's scent invaded..."
As though facing a mortal enemy, Wen Jiu stomped forward in two strides and hit pause, not caring that his hands were covered in sticky serum.
This was fucking ridiculous!
If he remembered correctly, this was their first meeting, right?
They were going to xx on their first meeting?!
"Did I step on another land mine?"
Wen Jiu exited the audiobook player and, with trembling hands, opened the book's main page again.
At some point, that damn author had sneakily added a highlighted red note at the beginning-
[Two male leads]
Wen Jiu: ...
He couldn't help swearing and broke down. "Aaaah, where's my sweet, soft, adorable girl? Where's my innocent female lead?!"
How had it turned into two grown-ass men while he was listening??!
Overcome with grief and indignation, he whipped out his forty-meter broadsword, ready to swing it at the damn author!
In a fit of rage!
He ran to the reviews and tearfully demanded, "Dear author, please explain why this suddenly has two male leads?! Isn't this a domineering CEO novel for female readers???"
Even in the dead of night, the balding author staying up to write was still online and replied immediately:
"It is a domineering CEO novel for female readers, sweetie, but it has two male leads~ I explained at the end of chapter one, but some sweeties missed it, so I moved it to the synopsis~ Be sure to read the synopsis, sweetie~"
Wen Jiu: ...
He opened it and discovered that he hadn't even finished listening to chapter one.
But wasn't this progressing way too fast?!
What kind of story needed pixelation right at the beginning?
"Look, other novels with two male leads are also categorized as fiction for women. Girls are the ones reading them, after all~ You get it, sweetie."
No, Wen Jiu thought, his face numb. I don't.
But now he understood-
Why he managed to step squarely on a land mine every single time.
He furiously closed the novel, along with his 132nd straight-guy skylight that this world refused to welcome.
Wen Jiu, the nation's heartthrob who had reached the pinnacle of the entertainment industry and the king of grind kings, packed his schedule full every day. What little downtime he had before bed all went into sweet, romantic domineering CEO novels.
Yet for some reason, the entire world was trying to drag him through the gates of BL.
The celebrity gossip he heard on set was about one male star and another male star; the novels he listened to before bed had two male leads...
Wen Jiu didn't understand. What was so great about men?
Why did so many people like reading about them?
Once again, Wen Jiu sank into doubt.
He lowered his eyes and lifted the hem of his shirt, revealing lean, evenly defined abs. Having just bathed, his porcelain-white skin was tinged with a faint pink. He reached out and pinched it, but couldn't get a grip. It was rock-hard.
"Exactly." Wen Jiu dropped his shirt and nodded. "Not soft at all. How could that be as cute as a sweet girl?"
After washing his face, he snapped a photo of his own delicate, handsome face and sent it to his manager as proof that he had completed his task.
Then he flopped onto the bed, pulled the covers around himself, and closed his eyes.
He told himself, "Good night, Wen Xiaojiu."
As it turned out, there would be nothing good about the night.
Perhaps he'd been subjected to too much stimulation, but he slept restlessly. His body felt weighed down and his breathing stifled, as though a mountain were pinning him down. He couldn't even lift his hands.
He struggled awake, but darkness still shrouded his vision, and his eyes were wet and brimming with tears.
"Awake?"
A hoarse male voice came from above his head, laden with thick desire that poured out with each breath.
Wen Jiu: ???
What was going on?
"You..."
Before he could react, the man pinned his hands to the pillow again and forcefully silenced his unspoken words with a fierce intensity.
Only in the early hours did he finally stop his conquest, sated, and reach out to pull away the silk ribbon covering Wen Jiu's eyes.
Wen Jiu's vision went white. He felt as though he had come within a hair's breadth of dying on the spot!
He wanted to get a clear look at the man's face, but he was dragged down into darkness, catching only a glimpse of the alluring flush at the corners of the man's eyes.
Before he lost consciousness completely, his reaction was actually not to beat the ever-loving shit out of this goddamn bastard, but to feel a little relieved, as though he'd survived a disaster.
Belatedly, he thought-
At least he was hot as fuck.
Reading guide:
1. Two male leads! Sweeties who wandered in by mistake, don't be like wifey. Run!!!
2. Sweet, flirty romance after marriage, with meticulous schemes and ulterior motives. Both are virgins, 1v1.
3. Contains lots of variety-show livestream bullet comments (these will be trimmed as appropriate so they won't get tiresome).
A silly, sweet, doting, laugh-out-loud story, just for mindless fun. Sweeties who mind that, proceed with caution~
4. On my knees begging sweeties who clicked by mistake to leave politely, orz.
No book can satisfy everyone, and I'm just a thin-skinned coward tapping away at a keyboard.
If fate allows, we'll meet again in the jianghu; if not, we'll each have our own jianghu~ Grateful to have met you, and wishing you a happy life (^~^)
5. The rating is low because there aren't enough ratings yet. It'll rise later ˶•̀֊•́)✧
Finally, a little cuteness.
Soོ cuteོ I'mོ sproutingོ~