[Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard the ceiling at home is about to collapse.]
[Spring is here, and it's that season for animals again.]
[Look closely at the screen up there, this is damn well autumn.]
[This scene is quite explosive even in the history of all variety shows.]
[My heart aches for the child, what kind of epic god-tier variety show contestant is he, damn it.]
[Calling President Feng, your wife is being coveted by a dog, if you don't come soon your wife's (legs) are going to be defiled.]
[Very good, President Feng's love rivals have already started ignoring species boundaries (though currently no love rivals of the same species have been found yet).]
[Isn't there still Li Peiqi?]
[Doesn't count, he's porcine.]
[???]
[Haven't you watched Peppa Pig? He's Peiqi, Peppa's younger brother.]
[Aren't those two hair dryers?]
[Electrical appliances are ojbk too, just remember he's not of the same species, to become President Feng's love rival? He's not worthy.]
[So is this Xiao Baga worthy then [innocent face]]
[Hahahaha, damn it, you guys are too outrageous.]
Rescued from the dog's paws by Old Wang, Wen Jiu huddled on a small wooden stool, his face so flushed with shame he was almost crying!
Just how many weirdos are there in this book?!
It's really too unfriendly to straight men, damn it!
And it's a male dog, motherfucker!!
Old Wang affectionately patted the child's head: "Sorry, Xiao Baga was just too excited, there are no female dogs in the village."
Wen Jiu raised his head, collapsing: "Do I look like a female dog?"
"..."
"I'm a human, dammit! A man!" Wen Jiu wiped his tears, crying softly, "I am truly a human! It [highlighted in red] is genuinely a dog!"
"..."
[Hahahahahaha holy crap 23333]
[Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard the police next door are going to come arrest me! Another trending search scheduled, holy crap!]
[It's coming, it's coming! Damn it, old me knew it, as soon as the silly son makes an appearance there's definitely a trending search #Wen Jiu, the man looked upon by a dog#, #Wen Jiu, beauty coveted even by dogs#]
[How ruthless, hahaha, damn it, who made up these hashtags! Watch out for the wife's 40-meter long blade!]
"Come, come, come, don't think about that dog anymore! When we get back I'll teach it a lesson!"
Seeing that the little child was crying so sadly, Old Wang also felt a bit guilty. He pulled Wen Jiu's hand and walked over to a shallow puddle by the river, "Roll up your trouser legs, I'll teach you how to catch fish!"
"Oh." Wen Jiu sniffled and bent down to roll up his trouser legs, "Catch them with my hands?"
Taking advantage of the kid bending down, Old Wang gave an old man standing on the bank a wink.
The old man imitated a young person by making an ok sign, and secretly released a few fish from his creel into the shallow area.
They were all fat fish, easy to catch.
"Come on, Xiao Wen, watch this!" Old Wang demonstrated, lunging forward abruptly. With a splash in the water, in no time at all, a plump, delicious carp was in his hands.
Wen Jiu's eyes lit up.
"Really!" He rolled up his sleeves, eager to try, "I want to do it too, I want to do it too!"
Wen Jiu learned things extremely quickly; what Old Wang had just demonstrated was enough for him to learn it, it wasn't difficult.
Copying his posture, Wen Jiu bent down and waited quietly until another fat fish leisurely swam into view.
Splash-
Wen Jiu brought his hands together to catch it, flashing a huge smile: "I caught it!"
Old Wang clapped happily: "Xiao Wen is really amazing! You got it on the first try!"
The others looked over as well, starting the elders' praise session.
The camera operator ran over and provided a close-up.
All the netizens in the livestreaming room saw the teenager surrounded by a group of elders, holding a fresh, plump, and delicious fish in his hands, his smile clean and pure.
Smiling exceptionally sweetly.
[Wuwuwu I'm crying, what kind of heartwarming scene is this of elders coaxing a child]
[At this moment, he really looks like that kind of innocent and carefree child surrounded by love, rather than a minor obscure celebrity who has been struggling alone in the huge dyeing vat of the entertainment industry for seven years. Such a smile is truly too pure and wonderful]
[If only it really were like this, hug the son wuwuwu]
[The wife's smile, we will protect it!]
On the way back, Wen Jiu was very happy the whole time. He refused to put this fish into the creel, instead holding it together with both hands and carrying it gingerly. The bullet comments were all filled with envy for this fish.
Until Wen Jiu smiled and said to the camera operator: "I declare! We're eating this fish for lunch today!"
Only then did the fans frantically recall their messages.
Too funny, they didn't want to face the wife's kitchen knife!
Thump, thump, thump, making them want to chop the bones right up.
When Wen Jiu returned, Yu Qing and his husband had already boiled porridge, stir-fried several dishes of side dishes, and steamed two bamboo steamer baskets of soup dumplings.
As soon as the steamer lid was lifted, the aroma of the meat dumplings diffused overbearingingly.
It literally made the netizens in front of the screens all hungry.
Yu Qing smiled and beckoned to Wen Jiu: "Went out to catch fish?"
"Yeah!" Wen Jiu ran up to him holding the fish and motioned for him to look, "Extra plump!"
"Guess who caught it?"
Yu Qing curiously reached out and poked it: "You?"
"Hehe, bingo!"
Shen Yu carried the dumplings inside, and when he came out again, he saw two heads huddled together, squatting there studying the fish.
"So plump, is it suitable for steaming or braising?"
"Can't it be extra spicy?"
"How come you still like eating spicy food so much? No way, A-Yu likes light flavors."
"But I like eating extra spicy food. How about we braise this fish first, and finally sprinkle pickled peppers on one side, is that o-kay?"
"Whose family cooks a fish with half of it cooked separately?"
"Then what should we do?"
[I've already grown tired of saying the word cute]
[I've also grown tired of saying the word envious]
[What kind of peerless great wives are these two anyway]
Shen Yu walked over. Wen Jiu held the fish in both hands while Yu Qing poked at it from the side, practically torturing the fish until its tail didn't even flick anymore.
Lying in the palm of their hands, half-dead and utterly despairing.
Shen Yu:...
"Put it in the bucket, eat first."
Saying this, he took Yu Qing's hand, pulled him to stand up, and then led him under the faucet to wash his hands.
Wen Jiu indicated that he had been shown affection. He took a bucket to fetch water and just as he wanted to put the fish in, he abruptly stood up.
Pitter-patter, he ran upstairs and pushed a door open a crack.
The room was pitch black, with not the slightest rustling movement on the bed, and the sound of breathing was very steady.
Feng Chi always slept quietly, waking up in whatever posture he fell asleep in. No movement meant he was still asleep.
Wen Jiu pursed his lips, a trace of disappointment flashing through his eyes.
Oh well.
Since he hasn't gotten up, I'll put it back then.
Just as he was about to close the door, the person on the bed suddenly moved--
His voice carried the hoarseness of just waking up: "What is it?"