"Congratulations, the surgery was a success. However, to save your life, we had to remove your vulva."
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As the anesthesia wore off, Asuma, half-asleep, suddenly heard the doctor pronounce a death sentence on his lower body. He then promptly and completely lost consciousness, even faster than the anesthesia took effect.
" Lord Naoki, isn't this a bad idea...?"
" Shizune, how many times have I told you, don't call me Lord Naoki, say it again."
While undergoing post-operative observation, Shizune repeated helplessly, "Master, isn't this a bad idea..."
Naoki Senju's scheme succeeded. He patted Shizune's head; her hair, which had just been washed the night before, felt smooth and pleasant.
"The most important thing for a kitten is to listen to its owner. Remember to give it local anesthesia later to prevent the patient from getting too excited and injuring itself."
After doing all this, Naoki Senju clapped his hands, turned and left with a flourish, concealing his accomplishment and fame, without ever considering the extent of Asuma's psychological trauma...
Furthermore, I need to go to the Hokage Building today to submit my Chunin Ninja Exams application and, incidentally, meet the good 'teammates' that Hiruzen Sarutobi arranged for me.
As Naoki Senju walked the streets of Konoha, he felt gazes sweeping over him from behind, possibly from the Anbu, the Root, or even from other clans.
These gazes were hostile, friendly, and, of course, mostly scrutinizing. Konoha could be considered large, or it could be considered small; the truly high-level circle consisted of only a few people and a few families. Naturally, Naoki Senju, who was by Tsunade's side, aroused the curiosity of others.
Guren also has spies from other forces around her. Even among all Kekkei Genkai, Crystal Release is considered an extremely powerful Kekkei Genkai. More importantly, if Guren gives birth to a male offspring, it is possible to develop a new Kekkei Genkai family...
Ignoring the gazes behind him, Naoki Senju walked to the front of the Hokage Building. There were no ninjas standing guard at the entrance, only two sensory ninjas' gazes sweeping over him. Moreover, Naoki Senju had a faint feeling that he was being seen through, and it was probably a ninja from the Hyuga Clan.
" Naoki Senju, the Third Hokage requests your presence."
A lazy voice sounded from beside him. Naoki Senju turned his head slightly and saw a familiar figure—a white, punk-style hairstyle, Konoha Forehead Protector that served as an eye patch, a black mask that he never took off, the little prince who was always by his side, and that decadent uncle vibe, resembling Lee, Kakashi Hatake!
A quick glance at the cover—a woman in a red swimsuit—and Naoki Senju knew what it meant. He muttered, " Icha Icha Paradise, Volume 6, Uncut Collector's Edition."
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Kakashi's only visible eye widened slightly, his signature deadpan expression disappearing, but it wasn't the excitement of meeting a fellow enthusiast, but rather the terror of impending doom.
Who would expect a complete stranger to recognize your obscure comic book, disguised as a shonen anime, at first glance?
Encountering this situation would certainly not bring the excitement of meeting a kindred spirit; it would definitely be a moment of utter embarrassment and social humiliation.
With the speed of someone who'd been single for over twenty years, Kakashi swiftly folded the book in the corner, marking it for easy reading next time, then stored the "Icha Icha Paradise" in his ninja tool pouch, letting out an awkward dry cough to ease the tension.
" Icha Icha Paradise? How could such a thing exist here? Let's go, the Third Hokage requests your presence."
Following Kakashi, who was practically crawling through the crack in the door, Naoki Senju went up to the top floor of the Hokage Building. Before pushing open the Hokage's office door, Kakashi made an excuse to pee and slipped away. He probably needed to read a few more copies of Icha Icha Paradise to ease the utterly embarrassing situation he was in.
Pushing open the door, Naoki Senju saw several unexpected people.
Watermelon rind, thick eyebrows, and a bizarre bodysuit— Might Guy, the Konoha's Blue Beast.
Japanese kimono, cataract-stricken boy, Neji Hyuga.
Small watermelon rind, small thick eyebrows, small Might Guy... Rock Lee.
And Tenten, the little rich girl from Konoha, with her hair in Tenten.
Naoki Senju narrowed his eyes, a bad feeling creeping over him. He then walked to the Hokage's desk, gave Hiruzen Sarutobi a close look, and placed his signed Chunin Ninja Exams application down.
" Lord Hokage, the Chunin Ninja Exams application form has been signed. Please review it."
Hiruzen Sarutobi glanced at the portrait of the Second on the office wall, then looked at the serious and focused Naoki Senju in front of him. He felt a mix of emotions, but also a sense of unease.
'So alike, so incredibly alike, almost like a carbon copy of the teacher...' Hiruzen Sarutobi thought to himself.
While the Telescope Technique can see any corner of Konoha, it's only limited to seeing. Not only is the image quality less than 720p, but the picture also looks like it's been pixelated. Fortunately, Hiruzen Sarutobi has reached a point where he can see no censorship, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to watch it.
Peeping into a women's bathhouse, the scene might be passable even if it's a little shabby, but it's still too difficult to see the details of a specific person's face. This was the first time that Hiruzen Sarutobi had clearly seen Naoki Senju's face.
If he had seen things clearly sooner, his approach would certainly have been different, but the current method isn't too bad... Hiruzen Sarutobi revealed his signature benevolent smile:
" Naoki Senju, um, here's your Genin information and Forehead Protector. After you've filled out the information, you can go to the first floor for a photo. Then I'll introduce you to your future team leader, an excellent Jonin from Konoha, Might Guy."
Seeing the Third Hokage's smile, Might Guy knew it was time for him to make his appearance and leave a good impression on this genius ninja of the Senju Clan!
"Yo, Naoki Senju, wanna have a youthful contest? Ten thousand push-ups, and if you can't finish, you'll walk one hundred handstands around Konoha."
Naoki Senju stared at Might Guy's gleaming teeth, his raised thumb, and the increasingly perverse green bodysuit in his bizarre pose... He thought he had mentally prepared himself, but Might Guy's boundaries were once again pushed to the limit.
Is this what social butterfly syndrome is? I'm so envious.
However, Little Watermelon Peel, seemingly encouraged, struck the same pose as Might Guy and exclaimed with fervor:
" Guy-sensei, let's have a youthful competition! If I can't walk handstand around Konoha a hundred times, I'll jump rope ten thousand times!"
"Of course, Rock Lee, that's what youth is all about!"
" Guy-sensei!"
The two perverts in tight-fitting clothes were tightly embracing each other, shedding tears and snot, making the scene even more shocking.
Tenten and Neji, standing to the side, had already skillfully turned their heads away, not wanting to be offended by these two.
Naoki Senju, quite predictably, stared at Hiruzen Sarutobi with a blank and lifeless gaze—the same expression anyone seeing Guy and Rock Lee for the first time would have...
The meaning was quite clear. "Where did you find these two clowns?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi smiled without saying a word. If the goal was to let outsiders feel the passion Will of Fire of Konoha Konoha, and thus integrate them into the Konoha, was there anyone better than Guy and Rock Lee?