"Oh, shouldn't we serve them some food?"
[ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] was stunned on the spot, like a bird caught off guard:
"I even specifically designed the direction the fish head faces, so that Colin can sit in the main seat and I can place that huge fish head right in front of him. Wow, how grand and prestigious..."
[ Gu Gugu ] chimed in:
"Yes, and Colin can also use the pretext of drinking etiquette to suppress the other warlords. Anyone who disagrees has to have a drink."
Now it was [ Ginseng Rooster ]'s turn to be surprised. He had overlooked some kind of alien cultural dross and asked seriously:
"No, and the fish head is facing which way? Where did this fish head come from?"
[ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] patted his chest:
"I sent the [ Chosen of the Four Gods ] to retrieve the remains of the [ Whale Tail ]. We can just put them on a plate then, right?"
"Since the senator is already dead, we might as well make the most of his remaining energy..."
[ Ginseng Rooster ] Utterly speechless.
If he unleashed the chaos within his heart in this World of Disorder, then these three lively characters are chaos itself.
Putting aside the issues with the Thunder Round Table, just the fact that they plated and served the remains of a [ Whale Tail ]—is that something a human could do?
We can't really make it so that colleagues and superiors melt in your mouth, can we?
At that time, in the eyes of the warlords, the course of events would become:
Colin summoned all the overseers for a meeting, but when they arrived, they didn't say a word. Instead, they brought out the dead Whale Tail and placed it on the table.
What the hell are you implying?
"Not good!"
[ Ginseng Rooster ] suddenly felt a bitter pill to swallow, but also recalled a sentence from the World of Disorder forum:
The safest place is near the player when things are dangerous, and the most dangerous place is near the player when things are safe.
I've benefited from the negative aspects of this version.
Time... how much time do we have left?
[ Ginseng Rooster ] looked up and scanned his surroundings. Colin was already a dozen meters away, and new warlords were arriving one after another from several other directions.
It's definitely too late to rebuild a batch of tables and chairs and reconfigure the seating for individual meals. What should we do?
Now that things have come to this, let's just have the Knights of the Round Table, but please, don't let that damned fish head get involved...
"Ah, hahaha, the fish head is here!"
A laugh rang out, and [ Ginseng Rooster ] looked toward the source of the sound with utter despair.
The player [ Chosen of the Four Gods ] was carrying a long plate, on which were arranged more than a hundred remaining bones of [ Whale Tail ], resembling the remains of a human whose limbs below the pelvis had been completely amputated.
The Whale Tail was only stolen from the Holy Remains; the remaining part actually made up the majority of the body.
Looking at the dish now, you can even see the ribs and spine behind the skull of the [ Ginseng Rooster ].
They really were arranged in order!
The phrase " Ginseng Rooster's come to this" has become tiresome, and his rapidly racing thoughts led him to embrace " Ever-Changing Master Ye " once more:
Assemble the round table as quickly as possible and reduce the size of the turntable.
"Have the guys who Directed Alienation bearings add a crank handle underneath, and I'll have someone crank it under the table."
Before [ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] could respond, [ The Chosen of the Four Gods ], carrying [ Whale Tail ], had already walked over.
[ Ginseng Rooster ] let [ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] go, and then pulled over [ Gu Gugu ], who was also a bit guilty, and the inexplicably chosen [ Chosen of the Four Gods ].
He first took the plate of Whale Tail from the [ Chosen of the Four Gods ] and placed it in the hands of [ Gu Gugu ].
Upon seeing this, [ Gu Gugu ] quickly put on a professional smile.
[ The Ginseng Rooster ] patted his shoulder lightly:
"Stop cosplaying as a waiter. Alienation a little more sad, and make this big wooden plate look even more like a coffin."
He then turned to look at [ The Chosen of the Four Gods ]:
"Dude, I remember you were Blood Corpse for a while, right?"
[ The Chosen of the Four Gods ] paused for a moment, then gave a strange smile.
He blinked, his deep green pupils suddenly turning blood red, and he smiled as he corrected [ Ginseng Rooster ]:
"It wasn't just for a period of time; it was a continuous role."
"Great! Did you update your status on the Resurrection Tree?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Do you have Middle Tier? Do you know how to use the abilities of the Wens Lineage?"
[ The Chosen of the Four Gods ] paused for a moment and said:
"I haven't even had a chance to properly examine the new ability before you dragged me into this mission. Let me check..."
After looking for about ten seconds, [ The Chosen of the Four Gods ] nodded:
"Yes, I can now slowly absorb the life force of living things nearby, and I can also choose to enhance another branch of my ability."
Upon hearing this, [ Gu Gugu ] and [ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] immediately took two steps back, fearing that they would be whipped to death by this guy from the Wens Lineage.
[ Ginseng Rooster ] was overjoyed and stepped forward to vigorously pat [ The Chosen of the Four Gods ] on the shoulder:
"Brother, I have a secret mission for you..."
He whispered a few words in his ear, and [ the Chosen of the Four Gods ] immediately responded:
"Okay, no problem."
"That's the arrangement then! Disband!"
[ The Ginseng Rooster ] issued the final order.
[ Gu Gugu ] saluted on the spot, almost spilling [ Whale Tail ] all over the ground.
[ Ever-Changing Master Ye ] said with some concern:
"Have we messed up the plan?"
[ Ginseng Rooster ] gritted his teeth:
"No, you just focus on your work, leave the rest to me!"
"Good."
Seeing that there was still a chance to salvage the situation, the three immediately took action.
[ The Ginseng Rooster ] then trotted over to Colin and led him forward.
Colin asked his useful advisor in a low voice:
What should I do in a moment?
Compared to the previous chaos, this problem is clearly more in the "good ball" area (i. e., Ginseng Rooster ).
"Your subordinates will help you with most of the problems, but you will need to deliver the final inaugural speech in person."
"Good."
Colin, completely oblivious to the key word "inauguration" in "inaugural speech," readily nodded and said:
"Then I'll start thinking about it now."
"No need, sir."
[ Ginseng Rooster ] pulled a folded piece of paper from his pocket:
"Your declaration, strategy, and speech have already been written."
He looked at Colin and said:
"I can't understand the Psionic Energy communication between the skeletal beings, so it's written in Imperial language. You can translate it later."
Colin took the paper, unfolded it, and silently read it aloud to himself.
Well written...
As a warlord who started as a soldier, Colin was not illiterate, but he was not a great writer either. He didn't like writing documents, and after having [ the Ginseng Rooster ], he often had him write for him, and the other party's performance always made him very satisfied.
Looking at the familiar handwriting on the note, he truly felt that [ Ginseng Rooster ] had done a good job—they even thought of this kind of problem!
Such loyal subordinates are hard to find even with a lantern.
The Skeleton Alliance needs one hundred [ Ginseng Rooster ]!