One hundred years ago, the Demonic Tide invented the Blood Corpse.
Eighty years ago, the ' Short-Eared Elf ' created the 'Seal'.
Today, those Soul Returner advocate for adding even more freshness—
"Add a billion for vegetative state patients, a billion for Toughhide Ox, a billion for half-dragons, a billion for Deadwood Vine, a billion for vomit, a billion for Scarlet Millet juice, a billion for Thorn Rat, a billion for Vine Sheep, a billion for hot pot base..."
(After Oliver tasted it): Wow, it tastes amazing!
The screen flashes continuously as players pour different kinds of liquids into the seal, accompanied by passionate voice-over, as if they are actually making a rare delicacy.
In the end, the completely Aberration Oliver gave this delicious meal a huge thumbs up with his own life, making this short 20-second video a milestone in the history of bizarre and outrageous videos in the World of Disorder.
Zhou Jue (ID: Zhongde ) lay on his bed in the dormitory and watched the latest trending meme video about World of Disorder again, once again arching his body and laughing like a shrimp.
He trembled as he clicked on the video's comment section and began browsing the comments that were also active:
"What do you mean by 'fresh on top of fresh'? I think it's clearly 'acyl on top of xenon'!"
Who understands the feeling of salvation when you get hot pot broth?
"I was going to say he was perfectly healthy, until I heard about the vomit."
"How can one word describe how delicious it is? Anyway, I'm not cut out for it, so whatever."
"If you don't understand, ask away: Did he eat it voluntarily, or does he have some kind of pica?"
"I've been playing games for almost twenty years, and I never imagined there would be such a disgusting way to defeat a boss. World of Disorder, you win. I'm going to grab an activation code."
"This video is so bad that even Nurgle would bless it if he saw it..."
"Hey Nurgle, don't go! I have a video here that Khorne will bless if he sees it -- [Link: How to have a PVP match in World of Disorder (one-shot)]."
"It's actually the same author? I'd call these two videos the Chaotic Twins. Is the author some kind of chosen dual gods?"
"Follow them now! Almost everyone who plays World of Disorder watches [ Zhong Lele ]."
"Awesome. All I can say is that in World of Disorder, everyone has their own things to do."
Zhou Jue clicked on the unedited, one-shot video of the players fighting amongst themselves, and sure enough, he found a link to return to the video in the comments section.
He kept jumping between the two videos, laughing non-stop, feeling that the editing of the player's health dropping was a finely crafted gem, while the one-shot PVP was a masterpiece of nature.
The dormitory door opened, and Zhou Jue's three roommates heard the familiar video call as soon as they entered. One of them immediately laughed:
I knew you were posting this.
Zhou Jue, lying on the upper bunk, propped herself up:
"It's not my fault. It seems like they added something to it; it even cured my Yu Yu syndrome."
Another roommate skillfully climbed onto the bed and picked up a game helmet from next to the pillow:
"Enough talk, log in!"
"If I remember correctly, what was the name of the place we went to today?"
" Chinese Pine Town."
Zhou Jue answered confidently, while putting on the gaming helmet:
Let's talk inside.
With the notification that his identity had been successfully verified, the all-too-familiar feeling of falling washed over him, and his consciousness entered another world's body.
One comment in the comments section is quite right.
In World of Disorder, everyone has something to do.
World of Disorder, in the wilderness.
It was exactly eight o'clock in the morning when four students from the same dormitory at a certain university woke up simultaneously from several cocoons piled up close together.
Around the four of them, other players continued to log in, and one by one, the gray, semi-transparent IDs were gradually lighting up. The entire fake Holy Crusaders of three hundred men resembled a lion awakening from its slumber.
Jerry, who was serving as a military advisor, heard the commotion around him and soon woke up from his makeshift sleeping bag in the carriage.
As the only non-player member of the entire Holy Crusaders, Jerry couldn't use the Soul Returner ' exclusive item to log off. Every night, he watched the players crawl into their safe [cocoons], while he could only sleep on a cart, which made him feel somewhat unbalanced.
However, the players weren't entirely unaware of this. The autumn winds at the end of October were already a bit chilly, and it wasn't quite right to leave Jerry sleeping on the ground or on a cart.
This has nothing to do with the physical strength of the Tree Worship Church members. For Jerry, who has not yet reached the Middle Tier, although the autumn wind cannot cause him any real harm, enduring it night after night is a kind of torture.
Based on the principle that "if I don't feel anything, I'm not sick," many players have started to get into the habit of leaving their priest's robes in Jerry's car when they log off each day, so that at least he can cobble together a simple sleeping bag and not shiver in the autumn wind all night.
As for what to do in the morning, you can just grab any old robe and wear it. Anyway, these Holy Crusaders combat robes don't have names written on them, and everyone will eventually get their own one-day robe.
Jerry initially felt somewhat resentful at the "differential treatment," but when he thought that these Soul Returner were all spirits summoned by that " Son of God," he felt that it was quite an honor to carry out the mission with so many Saint.
After all, apart from their eccentric behavior and strong individualism, these Soul Returner have almost no flaws; each one is an extremely high-quality warrior.
At this moment, they were already on their way to the next town in the Aduolin Province.
The Aduolin Province is mainly composed of eight districts: Fir City, White Wax Town, Ginkgo Town Weeping Willow Town Blackthorn Town Chinese Pine Town, Blue Gum Town, and Black Locust Town.
Over the past two weeks, while players like the " Food Quartet " and the " Sandwich Adventurer Party " were busy preparing ingredients for Oliver Oliver's hotpot, the five hundred Holy Crusaders led by [ Zhongde ] and [ Gill's Cuisine ] were also busy.
With this physical body and the countless Blood Corpse ' heads as proof, the five hundred Holy Crusaders easily entered Weeping Willow Town, another town adjacent to White Wax Town, besides Ginkgo Town.
The rest of the process was rather unremarkable.
It's nothing more than scanning faces to enter the city, taking over the city's defenses, arresting the Fallen One one by one according to the list, hanging the bishop on the outer wall of the church to read out his crimes, giving the bishop some otherworldly tortures to broaden his Territory Secret Pact. Finally, the captured Stained Ones, the homeless experimental subjects, and the Territory Secret Pact gems are packaged and sent to Ed. Then, a hundred people are left to guard the town to maintain order and stability, while the rest go to the next town to repeat the same operation.
The entire combo described above flows smoothly and is remarkably similar to the Blood Corpse assembly line hundreds of miles away.