The Fourth Calamity: My Players Reforge Order
Chapter 593

AAA Master Rooster's Unofficial History Wholesale

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With the help of the design blueprints, the players spent several more days observing and recording Antiya Lisi's daily routine in greater detail.

The archbishop usually spends his days at the cathedral, and when he has less to do, he may gaze into the distance from the top of the twin towers or take a random stroll around the cathedral.

At night, he would release the Treant Hunter, then return to his manor to rest, and at dawn he would enter the cathedral to re-imprison the tree-men.

But this refers to times when he is not too busy. If he is busy, he will not return to his residence, but will instead attend to matters at the cathedral, arranging everything in an orderly manner.

Having found out all this, the players in the sasaeng fan group couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

Even [ Howling Pothos ] was amazed after seeing Antiya Lisi's daily schedule:

"Sigh, from God's perspective, this person is actually quite diligent, isn't he?"

[ Do Some Farm Work ]: "In the strategy games I played before, if those unruly people had even eight parts of Antiya Lisi's seriousness, I wouldn't have made them work more than ten hours a day."

"More than ten hours? I think you're just deliberately trying to exploit them."

"Never mind that. Just tell me, seeing how diligent this NPC is, don't you have any ideas? It would be great if we could recruit him as a member of the Second Holy See."

"Yeah, but that's impossible, isn't it?"

"Absolutely impossible. I saw with my own eyes how old Yiden pleaded with Ed back then, and it's been almost half a year now, and he's still being treated like Dungeon boss. Ed wouldn't accept the surrender of the Stained Ones even when he had only fifty men, let alone now."

"That's true, just thinking about having to spread rumors about such a diligent enemy..."

"Hey, hey, what are you saying? What rumors? We were just making a reasonable speculation about the Archbishop's possible vices. If he doesn't have any, that's for the best. If he does, it's so that the Archbishop can correct them. We're doing this for the better of Fir City."

"That's right, we're doing this for the good of Fir City. If the Archbishop were truly so dedicated to his work, no one would believe such rumors."

"Yes, yes, if anyone believes the rumors, it's because the archbishop's usual behavior has left a bad impression. Hopefully, the archbishop can take this opportunity to seriously reflect on his past actions."

Listening to the chatter of the players, [ Do Some Farm Work ], who was observing, suddenly felt that even [ Ginseng Rooster ]'s imagination couldn't match the sarcastic and strange Master in front of him. It can only be said that these players are indeed worthy of coming from the Internet, the largest virtual cesspool in the real world. These souls, which have emerged from the mud and are completely stained, are a kind of pollution to the World of Disorder that is no less than the Demonic Tide.

However, he was clearly wrong. Since the Soul Returner [ Ginseng Rooster ] was able to boast to Ed that he could create this non-existent side quest out of thin air, he must have some irreplaceable qualities.

After receiving a fairly comprehensive investigation report from the sasaeng fans, [ Ginseng Rooster ] immediately picked up on some sensitive information and took the opportunity to begin fabricating history.

Under the guidance of [ Great Wei Boxing Champion ], a professional "disorder scholar," veteran player of the game, and real-life friend, some brand-new unofficial histories quickly flowed from [ Ginseng Rooster ]'s pen and thus merged into the original history.

In less than an hour, [ Ginseng Rooster ] had written the first unofficial history tailored for Antiya Lisi – "The Archbishop of Antiya Lisi's Four Little-Known Quirks".

Just by looking at the title, you can tell that this purely fictional article will have four explosive points. After reading it through, it was handed over to [ Great Wei Boxing Champion ] for a second review.

After passing the review twice, [ the Ginseng Rooster ] began to think about a new question--

How do you mass-produce this thing?

A word quickly jumped into his mind: printing.

Following the ingrained thinking brought from the real world, the two immediately thought of movable type printing after considering printing.

However, after some discussion, the two quickly discovered that the logic of the World of Disorder was different from that of reality, and they could not think about problems entirely according to the way of thinking in reality.

Because it's far too easy to create a printing plate in World of Disorder.

[ The Great Wei Boxing Champion ] thought of Ed's famous scene of hand-making parts. Although their precision control over Directed Alienation cannot reach Ed's perfect level, they can achieve a high degree of accuracy with just a little external assistance.

The two quickly hired a Dragonborn temporary worker and handed him the "toilet paper" filled with anecdotes, asking him to carve the text onto a flat wooden board.

Fortunately, this Dragonborn was illiterate, thus escaping the influence of unofficial historical accounts.

Upon hearing that he would receive payment for carving these crooked and illegible Kingdom language characters onto the wooden board in front of him, the Dragonborn immediately mustered all his strength and began to work.

His hands, honed from years of heavy physical labor, gripped the carving tools with remarkable steadiness, quickly carving the text on the paper and fulfilling the requests of both bosses.

The handwriting can be ugly, but the engravings must be clear and deep enough.

After settling the wages with the Dragonborn, the two men worked together for a while, quickly turning the carved wooden board into a flat, square box, with the carved side facing inwards, perfectly suited to their needs.

Finally, the higher-ranking [ Great Wei Boxing Champion ] inserted an Iron Birch sapling into his palm, then reached into the flat box and began to fully stimulate the growth of the iron birch with his own life force.

The narrow, cramped space clearly prevented this artificially Aberration plant, which is the hardest of all, from stretching out its limbs freely.

Unfortunately, even the toughest ironwood is highly malleable when it is in its seedling stage.

Not long after, a message arrived from [ The Great Wei Boxing Champion ] --

The ironwood had filled the entire flat wooden box, and of course, it had clearly imprinted those deep engravings.

After prying open the wooden box and taking it down, [ Ginseng Rooster ] observed the Iron Birch sapling, which was now completely a carved piece, and a smile appeared on his face as if he were appreciating a work of art.

[ The Great Wei Boxing Champion ] was facing the back of the woodblock-printed sapling when he casually asked his friend:

How was the effect?

"Absolutely perfect."

"So now..."

"What else did you say? Start mass printing!"

After placing the woodblocks in a corner to air dry, the two quickly began purchasing paper and ink.

Fortunately, due to the recent surge in player numbers, the demand had already been stimulated, and the first batch of increased production after the stimulus had already appeared on the market. The two quickly bought what they wanted and began copying and pasting that unofficial history in an empty room like a black printing press.

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