The eighty-sixth juicy tidbit: What gossip? Take eighty-six bites...
Ye Mo, his expression serious, and said, "No, I can do it!" Since Su Mo has already made the first move, then they shouldn't blame her for making the fifteenth.
After saying that, Ye Mo turned and left. Ye Miao glanced at Su Mo and followed Ye Mo out. Su Mo stood there for more than ten seconds before slumping down into a booth chair, looking utterly lost.
The other people in the coffee shop, seeing that there was nothing more to see, gradually shifted their gazes, though they occasionally glanced at Su Mo with surprised looks, revealing their current curiosity.
Of Su Mo's other four boyfriends, two left immediately after Ye Mo Su Mo the others departed, while the other two stayed by her side, showing her concern and care.
Unfortunately, after sitting for a few minutes, Su Mo suddenly remembered something and hurriedly left with her bag.
This matter was temporarily resolved in the coffee shop.
On the other side, Ye Mo arrived at the parking lot, followed closely by Ye Miao, who remained silent the entire way.
"... Why are you following me?" Ye Mo stood by the car, turning to ask him, "Our relationship shouldn't be that good, right?"
Ye Miao looked somewhat dejected at this moment, and asked in a muffled voice, "Do you think I'm a fool, that I've been fooled for so long?"
Ye Mo nodded without hesitation. "Yes."
Ye Miao: "..."
The next second, Ye Mo saw two lines of tears well up in his eyes and stream down his face.
Ye Mo:???
"What are you doing?" She looked around, somewhat irritated, and said, "Why are you crying? It's not like I lied to you."
Ye Miao didn't hear what she was saying at all, only saying through tears, "I really like her. We've been together since college, for five years, five years, and she's been lying to me..."
Ye Miao's boyish heart...
It shattered with a loud crash.
Ye Mo's impression of Ye Miao was that of a rebellious and unruly troublemaker, but now this troublemaker was crying her eyes out. She was speechless.
Seeing that people around her were looking at her curiously, she quickly opened the car door, pushed the person into the car, and then got in herself.
"So what if you were deceived in your feelings? What's there to cry about?" Ye Mo said helplessly.
Ye Miao: "I'm just so upset. How could she do this to me?"
Ye Mo: "..."
Ye Mo back in his seat and heard him crying.
Suddenly, Ye Miao, who was sitting in the back, leaned forward and said, "I want to drink!"
Startled by his sudden closeness, Ye Mo, "... If you want to drink, then go ahead."
"You'll stay with me!" Ye Miao said.
Ye Mo rolled her eyes. "You're making it sound like we have such a great relationship. Don't forget, we're mutually disgusted. You can't stand me, and I don't like you either!"
Ye Miao said in a muffled voice, "I don't care, I just want you to come drinking with me."
Ye Mo: "What about your other friends? I don't believe you don't have any friends to drink with."
Ye Miao remained silent.
Of course he has friends he can drink with, but if they ask him why he's drinking, how is he supposed to answer? Is he supposed to tell them that Su Mo cheated on him, that he's being cuckolded and treated like a sucker?
The thought of that scene twisted Ye Miao's face into a ferocious expression.
Ye Mo glanced at him in the rearview mirror; his eyes were red and he looked quite pitiful. She sighed and said, "Fine, you want to drink, right? Consider it an act of kindness on my part today..."
She started the car, drove to a well-reviewed bar, and took the distraught Ye Miao inside.
At Ye Mo's request, the bartender led them to a corner booth and handed them the menu. Ye Mo was too lazy to look at it, so he simply told the waiter to give the drinks menu to Ye Miao so he could order, while he asked the waiter for a few plates of fruit.
--After drinking coffee all afternoon, my mouth feels like it's still full of coffee flavor. I need to eat some fruit to change the taste.
"This, this, this..." Ye Miao pointed at the drinks menu and ordered randomly, "Bring it all up to me, and hurry up!"
Many of the drinks he ordered were high-end, which means expensive. I wonder how much commission the waiter taking the order would get, but judging from his expression, he was beaming. His service was already excellent, but now he was even more friendly and attentive.
Before long, the fruit Ye Mo had ordered and the wine Ye Miao had ordered arrived. Ye Miao grabbed the wine and started chugging it down his throat, clearly looking like a dejected person.
"Waaaaah, why did she lie to me...?"
"With me, why would she want someone else? She even wants me to be a cuckold!"
"Has all our affection over the years been for nothing?"
After downing a bottle of wine, Ye Miao was visibly drunk and started sobbing again, crying and shouting. Then he looked at Ye Mo, pointed to the top of his head, and asked:
"Look, what color is the top of my head now?"
Ye Mo:?
This is the first time I've heard someone ask such a question.
"... green?"
"..."
Chapter 86 The Eighty-Sixth Melon What kind of melon is it? It's the one you take eighty-six bites of...
"... green?"
"..."
After Ye Mo answered, Ye Miao's face showed a blank expression. After a few seconds of stunned silence, he suddenly raised the bottle in his hand and gulped it down, all the while wailing and sobbing:
"Waaaaah, even you can see my head has turned green! From now on, everyone will know I'm wearing a green hat!"
Seeing Ye Mo wailing and crying, he thought, "..."
It's confirmed, this person is drunk, and even acting out.
Ding-dong!
Her phone suddenly rang. Ye Mo picked it up and saw that Shen Yan had sent her a video. She opened it and realized that it was a video of the coffee shop where she and Ye Miao and others had been that afternoon.
As for the main characters in the video, they were Ye Miao and his "girlfriend," along with her four other boyfriends—presumably customers who were present at the time, who filmed the scene and uploaded it online.
Ye Mo wasn't surprised at all. After all, we live in a digital society, and even the smallest things can be filmed and posted online by netizens. Not to mention the dramatic love-hate relationship between Ye Miao and her group of one woman and five men—it's so exciting! It's much more eye-catching than other gossip online. It would be strange if no one recorded it and posted it online.
Ding-dong!
Shen Yan's message came in shortly after.
"Is that you wearing a mask in the video?!" he asked.
Ye Mo thought for a moment and felt that there was nothing wrong with what he had done today, so he honestly answered: [It was me.]
Shen Yan: [...]
Shen Yan was silent for a few seconds, then sent another message: [See for yourself.]
He sent a screenshot, which Ye Mo opened and saw was a comment with tons of likes. "[The girl wearing a mask in the video really looks like my Mo Bao!]"
Shen Yan concluded: [...] You've been exposed.
Ye Mo, on the other hand, didn't care. "So what if it's gone? I didn't do anything wrong!"
To be fair, she did do a good deed. If it weren't for her kindness, that idiot Ye Miao would still be swimming in someone else's fishpond, probably thinking he was the only and most handsome fish there.
Ye Mo (with a smug look): Today is another day of doing good deeds and showing kindness.
Upon seeing what Shen Yan sent, Ye Mo casually opened Weibo and, unsurprisingly, found that the matter was now trending.
When she clicked into the trending topics, she found that all the netizens were incredibly talented, and their comments were hilarious.