Chapter 32

[Assistant Director... Song Shiwei silently glanced at her gossip encyclopedia. This guy was even more cunning; he took investors' money to gamble in overseas casinos, losing everything, and it wasn't until the male lead's scandal broke that his affair was discovered.]

Even though these celebrities had all worked their way up in the entertainment industry and had heard their share of gossip, they were still quite shocked when they heard that a film crew had so much gossip.

My goodness, this is so exciting! One bombshell after another, they don't even know which one to eat first.

Song Shiwei was sitting upright in her chair, eating melon like a primary school student, when she suddenly felt a discomfort in her stomach. She stood up and ran towards the toilet.

The onlookers sitting next to Song Shiwei immediately stood up as well. The gossip expert had left, so they had to go and get some gossip too!

Before they could catch up with Song Shiwei, Song Shiwei scream echoed in their minds, "[I just came to use the restroom, what are you doing!]"

[You guys actually did this in the toilet! My eyes!]

Are people getting intimate in the toilet?

This is such a bombshell! They rushed to the toilet, but Song Shiwei was nowhere to be found.

Where did their melon-picking expert go?!

They looked around in a panic, Song Shiwei's voice broke into their ears again. "[Bao Yisi, Bao Yisi, you've entered the wrong room! You've actually barged into the movie star's room!]"

[Shocking! The movie star was stuffing garlic up his butt in his room?!?]

Could it be that the Best Actor award is actually held by someone else???

Song Shiwei's voice abruptly stopped, leaving the onlookers outside the restroom, who were eagerly anticipating the drama, completely bewildered.

Sis! You should at least explain the details! Half the juicy gossip is missing out on the fun!

Sister Song Gua, please speak up! We're waiting online!!

A note from the author:

There will be another update later~ It's expected to be around midnight, so don't wait up for me, I'm still working overtime.

Chapter 32

◎Did the movie star go too far and end up... doing... what to him?◎

During the few seconds that Song Shiwei was out of contact, the onlookers standing outside the restroom almost called the police.

Continuing to merely observe the drama without any follow-up will ultimately trap one for life.

They are now very eager to know which actor was in the film, and where Song Shiwei saw that famous scene.

They were practically straining to hear, and finally, through their persistent efforts, they heard Song Shiwei's innermost thoughts once again.

[Ughhhhh, did the movie star go too far and end up... doing... what to his own anus?]

The movie star, who was in the room next to the toilet, was utterly speechless upon hearing Song Shiwei's words.

Meeting Song Shiwei's spectator-like gaze, he felt a chill run down his spine.

He quickly stuffed the garlic cloves he hadn't put in his pocket, cleared his throat, and said nervously, "My hemorrhoids are acting up again, I need some garlic to disinfect them."

Song Shiwei:???

What the hell? You're telling me to disinfect garlic stuffed in a genital cavity?

Seeing Song Shiwei's disbelieving look, the movie star took a clove of garlic out of his pocket and reluctantly handed it to Song Shiwei, "Why don't you give it a try?"

"Or should I take off my pants and show you my hemorrhoids?"

Song Shiwei was taken aback by the movie star's directness. She quickly waved her hand in refusal, "No need, thank you. I really didn't see it on purpose. I was just passing by on my way to the restroom and accidentally wandered into this room."

"It's alright, this room does indeed look like a toilet." The movie star carefully put away his treasured clove of garlic and said calmly.

Song Shiwei:...

[I never imagined that this old movie star would have such unusual tastes. Didn't the people around him notice his odor?]

Jin Alin was utterly speechless at Song Shiwei's inner thoughts. He wasn't into anything unusual! He was only doing this out of necessity!

He couldn't very well tell Song Shiwei that he stuffed garlic in his mouth because his hemorrhoids had suddenly ruptured, he had applied hemorrhoid cream, and then he needed something to plug his genitals, so he had no choice but to take out the garlic he had put in his pocket before leaving to eat barbecue.

When Song Shiwei suddenly walked in, he was so startled he almost knelt down. Could it be that some busybody had leaked the news about his hemorrhoids, and now reporters were staking him out?

He's never broken the law or violated any rules in his life; the only thing he might do is sneak a clove of garlic into his room—he just hopes it won't ruin his reputation.

He clutched his hemorrhoids and quickly explained, "I don't insert garlic every day; I sometimes insert carrots. It's just that as you get older, they're prone to bursting."

Song Shiwei Jin Alin up and down, then blinked her clear, dumbfounded eyes. "Don't bother explaining, I believe you."

[After all, the real pros are probably already in full-on spray mode, they can't hold it in anymore, hahaha.]

[Oh, it turns out the movie star's hemorrhoids flared up? I thought there was some big scoop coming up.]

The crowd, who had finally rushed over to watch the drama unfold, just as Song Shiwei had been thinking:???

What the heck? They were so excited, thinking they were going to hear some juicy gossip about a movie star's scandal, but this is all they got?

Is it just hemorrhoids? Is it really just hemorrhoids?

They wanted to hear more; given the twists and turns of the previous story, there were bound to be other big surprises waiting for them.

They absolutely must eat the freshest melons.

They were pressed tightly against the door, jostling each other, when suddenly, the door, which wasn't closed properly to begin with, was forced open.

The group of people who had been lying in front, listening intently, suddenly tumbled inside, only to stare wide-eyed at the movie star and Song Shiwei inside the room.

[What the heck? Did the movie star invite them to do group sex?]

[The Best Actor is getting on in years, no wonder...]