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"The truth will come out when the police arrive."

Liu Xiangqin's expression changed. "What did you say? You suspect my husband?"

"My husband is an honest and simple man, how could he possibly steal anything?"

[Your husband is honest and simple? You're laughing your head off. He's given you at least ten green hats (cuckolded horns). You're practically a Hulunbuir Grassland now, and you're still grinning like a madman.]

Mother Jiang couldn't help but laugh at Song Shiwei's heartfelt words.

She turned away calmly, not intending to argue with Liu Xiangqin any further. As for whether it was stolen or not, the police would find out the result when they arrived.

"Ah! Fu Lanjun, you bitch, let me out! I want to get out!" she said, her expression agitated.

Seeing that shouting and making a scene was no longer effective, Liu Xiangqin lay down on the ground, exclaiming, "Oh dear, this is terrible! The Jiang Family is bullying us ordinary folks!"

"Is there no justice left? Is there no law? Is no one going to do anything about this?"

Song Shiwei and Jiang Zhuxin sat absentmindedly in the tea room, their minds drawn to Liu Xiangqin.

Mother Jiang pushed a cup of tea in front of them, "Drink your tea, what are you looking at?"

[My mother-in-law is truly worldly-wise; her composure and demeanor are remarkably composed.]

Mother Jiang felt a little embarrassed after being praised by Song Shiwei, but before she could be happy for more than a few seconds, Song Shiwei's voice came out again.

[I wonder if my mother-in-law will still be laughing after she finds out her bracelet was stuffed into her vagina.]

[Should we tell my mother-in-law? These two things are dirty! She can't wear them.]

Mother Jiang:...

Don't stop her, she wants to kill those two bastards right now.

Were her two favorite bracelets completely stained?!

Just as Mother Jiang was getting angry, the police officers arrived. After calming herself down, Mother Jiang slowly walked out of the tea room.

Xiao Rong's eyes lit up immediately when she saw Song Shiwei. "Miss Song, it's you again?"

He said he had a feeling something good was going to happen today, and sure enough, generally speaking, any gossip involving Miss Song is guaranteed to be true.

His performance is stable!

Song Shiwei nodded silently to him, inwardly thinking, "[Xiao Rong, today's evidence collection might be a bit smelly, you must hold back.]"

[You guys are going to suffer if you're not careful today and you'll smell terrible.]

And then, inexplicably, Xiao Rong connected with Song Shiwei's inner thoughts:?

It has a smell? What smells like?

He suddenly felt a tingling sensation.

"Ms. Fu, did you report the case?"

Mother Jiang nodded. "Yes, my two jade necklaces are gone, as is a box of luminous pearls. My daughter-in-law's diamond ring and the jade she bought a few days ago are also missing."

Mother Jiang explained the matter in just a few words. Officer Rong looked at the woman throwing a tantrum and suddenly had a somewhat immature idea.

"Has anyone come to your house today?" Officer Rong asked, emphasizing each word.

Mother Jiang glanced at them with a somewhat ambiguous look in her eyes; that look alone was enough to say everything.

Officer Rong glanced at it too, then quickly looked away, paused, and continued, "Are you sure it's lost and not just somewhere you put it?"

Song Shiwei silently grumbled from the side, "[Actually, it's not exactly where it's put; it's like putting it in someone's 'body.']"

Mother Jiang choked up suddenly, feeling utterly helpless.

Officer Xiao Rong felt his values had been attacked; where did they fit in?

Can one person's genitals hold so much stuff?

He suddenly felt that everything that exists has its reason, Miss Song said they were going to suffer a lot today.

He gave a wry smile. "No way, no way," he thought, "I've actually run into something this bizarre, something that happens only once in eight hundred years."

He lowered his voice and asked, "What were you all doing when the incident occurred?"

The servants lined up and honestly recounted what they had done at the time of the incident; each had ample evidence to prove their claims.

When it came to Liu Xiangqin and Wu Jianguo, Liu Xiangqin could basically explain where she was and what she did, but when it was Wu Jianguo's turn, he stammered and couldn't say a word for a long time, only panting heavily.

He felt like he couldn't breathe properly; the clothes were a bit tight around his neck.

He ripped open his clothes and discovered that they were originally crew neck.

Why am I feeling increasingly short of breath?

[Hilarious! Could it be that the luminous pearl has climbed back up the esophagus again?]

[Cow rumination?]

[Could it be that he swallowed the luminous pearl whole, and then the pearl came back and got stuck in his airway?]

Mother Jiang was truly speechless, but she still took out her phone and dialed 120.

If this Bodhisattva were to faint at the Jiang Family, where would they go to seek justice?

Wu Jianguo was stuck for a long time and couldn't speak. His face turned redder and redder, as if he was being choked by something.

He struggled to breathe, and suddenly sneezed violently with a loud bang. Everyone watched in disbelief as a huge luminous pearl shot out of his mouth.

The luminous pearl shot out like a cannonball, hitting Liu Xiangqin squarely between the eyebrows.

[Peashooter?] Song Shiwei was shocked.

It turns out this really could happen, Peashooter and

Zombies

The plot actually happened in real life.

She wondered, what couldn't happen in this crazy world?

Absolutely not. This world is so absurd that you never even know what will happen next.

If it weren't for the Gossip Compendium, Song Shiwei, a transmigrator, would have been completely tormented by this world.