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Given Song Shiwei's explosive behavior, this kind of gossip will keep popping up one after another.

Which fan in the Chinese entertainment industry doesn't love gossip? This show is bound to be a huge hit.

Besides, it's not difficult to invite people to this show; didn't netizens recently vote for the top ten gossip kings in the Chinese entertainment industry?

Gather all these people together and host a season of travel variety shows, going to different places where melons are produced to eat different kinds of melons.

The "King of Melons" was eliminated on the spot after being exposed during the trip, and new "Kings of Melons" were added as they went, giving the trip fresh blood. They started eating new melons again: watermelon, cucumber, cantaloupe, winter melon, pumpkin, and chayote.

Fried melons every day, but each one is different.

She'd even thought of a name: "Let's Gossip Together."

Given Song Shiwei's mystical ability to unleash scandals everywhere, the audience in the Chinese entertainment industry must be going crazy with gossip; this show is definitely going to be a hit.

Yun Xi narrowed her eyes slightly. The variety show project was about to begin, promising huge profits.

Within a few short minutes, the general outline of a variety show gradually took shape in Yun Xi's mind. She was thinking about how she must trick Song Shiwei into coming in later when she heard the sound of something dirty.

"Yun Xi, save me! I've been framed!" Huo Xiuzhu was pinned to the ground, struggling violently. "Yun Xi, I love you. I'm your fiancé. Are you just going to watch your fiancé get arrested and go to jail?"

What filth? Yun Xi will really thank you.

She turned her head to the side, looking speechless, and said, "Otherwise, should I go to jail for you?"

What kind of toad is Huo Xiuzhu? The evidence is conclusive, yet she still cries foul. How could she tolerate being disgusted by such a person for two years?

Huo Xiuzhu went berserk, his eyes bloodshot, as if he had grasped at a straw. "Yes, Yun Xi, you go to jail for me, and I'll manage the company for you. When you get out, I'll marry you, and we'll be a perfect couple again."

Yun Xi:???

[Hahahaha, is this crazy guy insane? He wants the company, but he also wants someone to go to jail for him. You're really a toad pretending to be a frog, ugly but dreaming.]

"You're sick." After struggling for a while, Yun Xi could only manage to utter a curse word that wasn't exactly a profanity.

This was probably the most vicious thing she had ever said in her life. After saying it, she turned away, not wanting to get entangled with such scum anymore.

Yun Xi couldn't bring herself to do it, but Yun Tang wasn't about to tolerate it. She rushed up and slapped Huo Xiuzhu twice, yelling, "What kind of toad are you? You're ugly but you think you're so great! I'll beat you to death!"

"Have you woken up yet, you two big idiots? You've ruined my sister's life, and you still want her to take the blame and take my family's company? Do you think I'm dead?"

Huo Xiuzhu was stunned by the slap. After recovering, he glared angrily at Yun Tang, "Yun Tang, I knew you were a troublemaker from the start. I should have sent you to Northern Myanmar and killed you, you stinking woman."

"Has your brother returned? He's probably long gone by now. Don't worry, as long as I'm alive, I'll definitely make a comeback."

"You whole family of filthy bitches, just you wait! If you don't take the blame for me, you'll all die a horrible death!"

Huo Xiuzhu said with a ferocious expression, "Anyway, I have the system. At worst, I can fake my death and start over. The system has already done this for me at least five times."

He could put all those vests on himself, and in a few days he would be a man again.

Song Shiwei was furious, cursing inwardly, "[Damn it, what's so great about this toad? Does it have some kind of system boost? Am I missing some keyword?]"

[Wait, there's an extra chapter? I just found out! Let me see what kind of juicy gossip is coming.]

Song Shiwei opened the side story, and the words written on it made her feel like her eyes were going to go blind.

[Huo Xiuzhu has finally become the supreme, unrivaled male protagonist. His "Long Aotian Life-Swapping System" whispers in his ear, "Congratulations, host, you've succeeded. You've crushed all the villains. Keep up the good work and become the one and only king!"]

[Oh wow, this toad really does have a system. This guy has several aliases, all left over from when the system changed his life. This bastard can switch between aliases?!]

[Why? I didn't even switch accounts, and this bastard switched accounts? Is this damn system blind?]

[Can we just blow up this system? This system is absolutely monstrous; it's done so many bad things for the male lead. It's a cancer.]

[God, open your eyes and see! Karma has struck! This idiot system has committed heinous crimes; it should be cast into the eighteenth level of hell and reborn as an animal.]

The system in Huo Xiuzhu's mind suddenly seemed to hear someone's thoughts, and a strange emotion suddenly arose in his mechanical state, an emotion that sent chills down his spine.

Before it could think things through, it was busy changing the program for its host, allowing him to successfully escape.

Huo Xiuzhu was feeling smug when, in the next second, the system program in his brain suddenly crashed and exploded with a bang.

He only smelled a crispy, caramelized aroma before his vision went black and he fainted.

The others at the scene were enjoying their food when they watched helplessly as a puff of smoke appeared in Huo Xiuzhu's head.

Wait, what's going on? This huge, living person just self-destructed right in front of them? He really exploded!

This is a true, all-encompassing self-destruction!

Song Shiwei, however, burst into loud laughter in her heart: [Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Huo Xiuzhu actually exploded!]

[This is truly karma! This is the most satisfying gossip I've ever witnessed.]

[Police officers, hurry and put out the fire! Don't let them blow someone up, or your performance record will be ruined!]

Song Shiwei's inner thoughts startled the police officers who were just watching. They quickly tried to put out the fire, worried that he might burn himself into a dazed state and they wouldn't be able to get any answers from him, which would turn the case into a cold case.