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But her eyes were filled with Yangyang as she looked at Yun Xi, as if she had won a tremendous victory.

Yun Xi:...

She'd be the only one who would care about a toad.

Song Shiwei:...

[That crazy old hag is a perfect match for Huo Xiuzhu. She must be locked up in jail, and whatever she does, she mustn't run away and cause trouble for others.]

The others nodded in agreement. They thought, "If this crazy couple is together, they shouldn't go out and cause trouble for the people."

Wen Chuxue was pushed away with a happy and sweet expression. The emergency doctor tried to tell himself that you're bound to encounter crazy people in this world. Money is hard to earn and life is tough, so it's only right to suffer a little to make money.

Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief; those two crazy people were finally gone, or they would have ended up in the psychiatric ward.

Yu Xiuhua gave a light snort, looked at the eager onlookers, and finally spoke, "Have you all had your fill of gossip? Hurry up and get ready for the audition."

Everyone then came to their senses; they had come for an audition! They had gotten so caught up in the gossip that they had forgotten all about their business. It was all because the gossip was just too, too exciting.

The director, in particular, was so engrossed in the gossip that he almost ran off with the police. If the assistant director hadn't held him back, the main cast and crew wouldn't have been able to get together.

The director was pulled back, glanced at everyone, and gave an awkward smile. "Everyone, get ready. The audition will be in half an hour."

The director thought to himself, "Eating melons is human nature. Don't you guys like eating melons?"

The others were speechless. It's true they love gossip, but they wouldn't go out to gossip with the director. If the director wore a floral overcoat, he would look no different from the old ladies gossiping at the village entrance.

*

Less than an hour after Huo Xiuzhu was arrested, the police released an official statement, and shortly after, the production team of "Undercover" released a statement detailing the incident.

It's unclear who released the video, but the sight of Wen Chuxue and Huo Xiuzhu acting erratically on set shocked many netizens.

My God, what kind of melon is this?!

{It's bad enough that Wen Chuxue's house collapsed, but then she had to cause this whole mess with her affair with another person's boyfriend.}

So, in this incident, the only one who was truly hurt was Wild Vegetable Bro, right?

{Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Wild Vegetable Bro even seems to genuinely want to admit this child is his own. Wild Vegetable Bro, you deserve to dig up wild grass!}

Jiang Ye is really hilarious; only this world where the brother is injured has been achieved.

{ Wild Vegetable Bro, I've never seen such a pathetic love-struck person, hahaha. If it weren't for the video evidence, this guy would probably never be able to recover.}

Jiang Ye posted online with a pitiful expression, "[Look, I've really been wronged. Even Dou E wasn't as wronged as me.]"

Netizens were nearly bursting with laughter upon seeing this Weibo: {Okay, go dig for wild vegetables.}

{ Wild Vegetable Bro, I thought you were a player, but I never expected you to be into pure love.}

{ Wild Vegetable Bro, how does it feel to have a green meadow on your head?}

{The green grassland on your head should be enough for you to dig for a while, hahaha}

Jiang Ye stared at the comments from these despicable netizens, clenching his fists tightly. He wanted to kill all of them!!!

Online comments have completely reversed; Song Shiwei is practically being laughed at by these unscrupulous netizens. [Wild Vegetable Bro, you're lucky to have this group of fans.]

[Wild Vegetable Bro must be heartbroken right now. His goddess is having a passionate love affair with another man, and he dressed up just to miss out, hahaha.]

Jiang Ye:...

Song Shiwei, can you please shut your mouth? He'll really thank you.

Netizens angrily criticized Jiang Ye, surfed the internet with great enthusiasm, and unexpectedly discovered an old acquaintance while eating.

Hahaha, did you guys really not notice Sister Song Gua next to us? She's brought us another high-quality piece of gossip.

{Huh? It really is Sister Song Gua! Sister Song Gua, your persona is truly the most outrageous ever. Your "gossip-loving" persona is frighteningly absurd, yet you've never fallen from grace. It's amazing.}

{Yes, yes, Sister Song Gua is truly amazing! Each piece of Sister Song Gua she shares is fresher and tastier than the last. I see myself reflected in her expressions every time, hahaha.}

{To the sister upstairs, we're kindred spirits! I've always felt that Sister Song Gua's gossip is exactly like my own; she's even been involved in criminal cases a lot.}

Netizens are thoroughly enjoying the gossip, meticulously reviewing all the major scandals Song Shiwei was involved in back then.

Father-son gossip, mother-son gossip, husband-wife gossip, criminal gossip—they ate one big gossip after another until they were stuffed.

{I suddenly had a whimsical idea: what if I threw Song Shiwei into a group of villains and saw if her "goddess of gossips Sister Song Gua, persona would hold up?! Are there any directors in the Chinese entertainment industry willing to invest in this?}

{Lady upstairs, you're a real genius! This project is absolutely fantastic, I love watching it!}

Is there any director willing to invest in this project? I'd love to check back every day!

{Some netizens, please don't just blurt things out for your own selfish gain, okay? You should tag your investors, investing in your investors is the key!}

{ Yun Xi, @Yu Xiuhua, @Zhang Leyao, @□□, Tianhua Entertainment, hurry up, hurry up! We need to see the detailed plan for the variety show within ten minutes.}

{Hahaha, sister, you're really brave! You guys upstairs, did you hear that? My sister's calling on you! I advise you not to be so irresponsible; come up with a solution within five minutes.}

{...}

Unscrupulous netizens flooded the internet with comments, creating a trending topic: # Song Shiwei #.

Everything was in place, from the guest list to planning, post-production editing, directing, and filming—all that was missing was a sponsor.

People in the Chinese entertainment industry are stunned. They even have to ask netizens for their opinions before participating in variety shows to make money. They never expected that there would be thousands of netizens writing petitions urging them to voluntarily participate in variety shows.