Chapter 324

"I have no money! I didn't take this money. Xu Yan transferred the money herself and is trying to frame me. Is she crazy?!" Guo Tianyou shouted.

Zhou Baobao put her hands on her hips and calmly said, "Fine, you're going to be stubborn, huh? I like tough guys like you."

As soon as he finished speaking, several of Zhou Baobao's henchmen immediately surrounded him and lifted Guo Tianyou up onto his back.

Under Guo Tianyou's terrified gaze, Zhou Baobao reached out her hand and gently began to rustle and move it over Guo Tianyou's body.

Two seconds later, Guo Tianyou's face, which looked exactly like a kappa, suddenly twisted into a grimace, and he burst into laughter, his body writhing and struggling like a long worm.

His laughter grew louder and louder as he struggled, and tears streamed from the corners of his eyes.

[Turns out Zhou Baobao's special skill is tickling! Hahahaha, my goodness, who could resist that?]

The others almost burst out laughing. They had imagined many of Zhou Baobao's special skills, such as the Truth Potion, the Sunflower Acupoint-Sealing Hand, or giving him a Half-Step Laughing Death to scare the madman into revealing the truth on the spot.

But to their utter surprise, Zhou Baobao used this trick: tickling. That was something they simply couldn't resist.

This is actually perfectly reasonable, legal, and compliant with regulations, hahaha.

Now it remains to be seen whether Guo Tianyou can withstand the pressure.

Others watched the spectacle intently, and some even filmed it and posted it online.

The onlookers quickly arrived, and as soon as they opened the video, they burst into laughter.

{Goodness, it's Sister Song Gua again! What's going on this time?}

{Hahahaha, although I still don't understand what kind of gossip this is, Sister Song Gua's performance was hilarious on the spot.}

{ Sister Song Gua! Don't you love me anymore? Now you don't even invite me to eat the melons anymore, waaaaaah! Our feelings have faded after all.}

{Has anyone figured out what this is all about? Please give us a spoiler! I have a feeling the gossip surrounding Sister Song Gua is pretty big.}

Netizens are commenting one after another, and some videos have already generated a lot of buzz.

Meanwhile, at the airport, Guo Tianyou was twisting his body like a pretzel, his face contorted in a wide grin, and disgusting things were oozing from his mouth.

While gently tapping his body, Zhou Baobao casually asked, "Where did the money go? If you don't tell me, I'll have to be more forceful."

Zhou Baobao's grandfather had a unique skill: bone setting massage. He knew every bone in the human body like the back of his hand, and his massage technique was well-known in the area.

However, when the craft was passed down to Zhou Baobao's generation, Zhou Baobao couldn't learn it no matter what he tried. Instead, he learned how to tickle people instead of massage and bone setting. Whoever got tickled by him would laugh for a long time.

At the time, it really angered his grandfather, who called him a good-for-nothing and unfilial son every day. But Zhou Baobao's skill in tickling was so good that he learned it all by himself.

After entering the workforce, Zhou Baobao and his friends opened a private lending company. But normally, how could a private lending company not have debts that are not repaid?

It was by chance that Zhou Baobao accidentally scratched a creditor, who laughed so hard he almost fainted. Zhou Baobao scratched him a couple more times, and the man laughed so hard he knelt down and begged for his money back.

Zhou Baobao really didn't expect that the skill she had haphazardly learned would have such a miraculous effect.

The key point is that this skill is actually not illegal. If scratching an itch is illegal, then there's really nothing in the world that isn't illegal.

For many years afterward, he relied on this ancestral skill to forge ahead in the debt collection industry.

If he doesn't want to pay back the money, then just tickle him a couple of times. It won't be much each time, just for ten minutes or so. Tick him like that for two or three days, and he'll naturally pay back the money obediently.

Zhou Baobao never expected that she would be able to show off her special skill in front of the police today, and she felt quite embarrassed.

Guo Tianyou was bound hand and foot, and the excruciating itching all over his body was driving him crazy.

He shook his body violently, but still couldn't relieve the physical pain.

He used to disbelieve that people could die of laughter, but now he does. If this person keeps scratching, he's sure to laugh himself to death.

"I'll tell you! I'm the one who transferred the money! I'll confess, so stop scratching me." Guo Tianyou was laughing so hard he almost died, but finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted.

Seeing that he had finally relented, Zhou Baobao raised an eyebrow with a smile, "Brother, if you had relented earlier, you wouldn't have had to suffer like this."

Zhou Baobao gave her two underlings a subtle wink, and they quickly put Guo Tianyou down.

Guo Tianyou pressed his heaving chest, the piercing itch still churning within him. Just as he was about to deny it, his eyes caught sight of Zhou Baobao, who was watching him intently from the side.

He instinctively wanted to experience that unbearably itchy feeling again.

"All my money was transferred to a Swiss bank. The account was an abandoned account. Every time Xu Yan swindled money, I would transfer it into this account multiple times using different people's ID cards, so it would be very difficult for you to find out," he said proudly.

With his method, as long as he doesn't admit to his crimes, basically no one can do anything to him.

The policeman gave him a cold look. "You're quite clever."

Guo Tianyou nodded, his expression one of immense pride. "That's right. This is a method I researched for a long time before I figured it out. How could you incompetent cops like you possibly crack it so easily?"

[Isn't this an insult to the police?! Damn it, my fists are hard! Xu Yan, go up and slap him!] Song Shiwei shouted in her heart.

Xu Yan truly hadn't expected Guo Tianyou to be so cunning; it seemed he was determined to pin the blame on her today.