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Since we're going to die anyway, why not give fate a couple of good thrashings before we die? That would be so satisfying!
Thinking of this, Song Shiwei felt the gloom before her eyes vanish, and she even felt a little excited. Let the storm rage on!
He'd seen it all before; this time, she was going to win. She was going to lead these cannon fodder to a spectacular victory, to show the gears of fate that they weren't people to be trifled with.
Song Shiwei's eyes lit up instantly, and she was instantly revived.
She glanced at Jiang Zhuxin silently, then grabbed Jiang Zhuxin's hand. "Alright, then I'll have to trouble Zhuxin with the work later!"
[Found free labor, so happy!]
Jiang Zhuxin:?
She seemed almost foolish to be so genuinely concerned about Song Shiwei.
She followed behind Song Shiwei with a helpless expression, her face a mix of exasperation and a bit of amusement. Her sister-in-law was recovering really quickly, huh?
It didn't even take a few seconds before he was fully healed on the spot.
Her concern was unnecessary.
Jiang Zhuxin silently touched the back of her head, looking full of regret.
Setting a flag too early gave her sister-in-law an opening, which is worse than killing her.
Once everyone was present, the production team quickly announced today's tasks.
Today's task is simple: go to the fields and help the villagers harvest cantaloupes, and reap a sweet happiness.
The production team also said that the guests would have a competition, and whoever collected the most melons would receive a mystery gift package.
Yang Jiayu and He Qinfeng quickly rolled up their sleeves, their faces beaming with eagerness. "I'm definitely going to be number one today!"
He Qinfeng retorted, not to be outdone, "I'm a man, I can definitely say more than you, I'm definitely number one, serving the people is my duty."
Yang Jiayu retorted without backing down, "Just you wait! When it comes to serving the people, I'll definitely be at the forefront too."
Watching the two of them locked in this stalemate, Song Shiwei thought to Youyou, "[These two unlucky guys here are both talented and popular; they're really good at helping the poor. Which bastard brought them into the entertainment industry?]"
[Damn it, at what point did the country lose two excellent candidates for poverty alleviation who are dedicated to serving the people?]
He Qinfeng:...
Yang Jiayu:...
They weren't always so determined; it was their experience in the entertainment industry that made them realize what they truly wanted.
The glamour of the entertainment industry is like a dream to them. They have been floating and sinking in this daydream for too long, and only after being battered and bruised did they finally realize what they really wanted.
They let out a long sigh, perhaps because they had solidified their ideals in their hearts.
They are willing to dedicate their lives to the people, even unto death.
Although this ideal may seem like a slogan, it is their most sincere and genuine thought, and they will dedicate their lives to realizing it.
The director looked at them with a grin, "Good luck, everyone! The winner today will have special privileges!"
The director is clearly just enjoying the show; he doesn't mind making things worse.
Song Shiwei glanced at the director leisurely, "Director, why don't you come along too? How can we serve the people without you?"
[That shrewd director wants us to fight amongst ourselves; I'll drag you into it too.]
Hearing Song Shiwei's thoughts, the other three glanced at the director with Youyou eyes and gave him a knowing smile. "Director, why don't you join us? We'll definitely pick more melons together if we help the villagers."
"With the director joining us, I'm sure we'll all be incredibly motivated, right, everyone?"
Song Shiwei and the others nodded hastily, a Youyou smile creeping across their faces as they looked at the director. "Director, welcome to our melon-picking team! I'm confident that under your brilliant leadership, we'll all be number one!"
director;...
I don't believe you for a second; you're a wicked old man.
The director only had one sentence in his mind before Song Shiwei and the others dragged him into the melon field.
Sometimes I really want to call 110 (the police emergency number)! He needs help.
The audience was in stitches watching this scene. This show is definitely unscripted. Who would write a script that features such a hilarious scene of a guest pranking the director?
Seeing the director's utterly dejected expression, they almost died laughing.
{The first director to direct a whole series, I love watching it!}
{Director: Having you all is my blessing.}
{I'm dying of laughter! The director is like that wronged son now, hahaha! But I love watching it! This show is so hilarious, hahaha!}
{Hahahaha, where are the melons in the director's box? The director picked a lot of melons, where are they?}
{The person upstairs clearly didn't watch carefully. Those four just worked together to steal the director's melon and divided the loot. Now the director is in last place.}
{Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This director, who was originally number one, has now become number one in service.}
{...}
The director stood in the melon patch, clutching a melon with a resentful expression. His face was more like a grimace; those four were simply too cunning! They had just stolen his melons together!
His basket of big, round melons! And they still have the nerve to refuse to return them, and the production crew doesn't do anything about it! He was almost brought to tears.
But what could he do? He was powerless and could only watch helplessly.
This scene once again amused the audience.
The director is truly a victim of injustice; his reluctant yet obliging expression is absolutely hilarious.
Having such guests is a blessing for the director:)
They were working hard in the melon field, and Song Shiwei and the others kept taking melons from the director's basket, which annoyed the director so much that he jumped up and down in the live broadcast room, making the audience laugh until their stomachs hurt.