Strike the Face, Curse the Weak Spot (1/3)

"These... aren't ordinary piranhas?"

Fortunately, whether it was her nature or she really didn't notice Yan Xiaojun's reaction, Qiwa looked at the notch at the knife and opened her mouth wide in surprise.

This knife is no ordinary iron weapon; it was specially given to Qiwa by Li Boyang for self-defense when going out.

Having been tempered by Sha Qi, this blade is not only exceptionally sharp but also extremely resilient.

Qiwa are often used for cutting rocks and cleaving mountains, yet not a single chip or nick has ever appeared in them.

But now, the piranha has bitten a large gash in it.

"This is certainly not an ordinary piranha."

Now that he had been exposed, Yan Xiaojun decided to stop hiding it.

"You've hit the jackpot, kid!"

"The mastermind behind this massive flood finally couldn't resist and began targeting the Hundred Lands Mountain Range."

"I originally intended to pretend to be injured, and then take you with me away from here—"

"Who would have thought you'd be so reckless, charging at me like that?"

"The real tough guys are the ones we're going to deal with next."

Reaching out, Yan Xiaojun tugged at the God-Binding Cord around his neck and let out a helpless sigh.

Without this thing to limit my power.

As a local mountain god Yan Xiaojun was not afraid of these small fry at all.

Let alone these small fry, even the god who commands them to ambush him, Yan Xiaojun might not take him seriously.

Are you talking about him?

Looking into the distance, Qiwa suddenly pointed to a wave surging towards the dam and asked.

At the very crest of the wave, a deity with a fish's body and a snake's tail rode the wave, and one could vaguely make out the ferocious, savage laugh on its face.

"I'm so unlucky to have run into you."

Yan Xiaojun recognized the water god at a glance, her eyes widening in surprise.

"Tian Wu!"

"When did you join the water ape's camp?"

In response to Yan Xiaojun's loud shouts.

The water god named "Tian Wu" was taken aback at first, but then noticed the mountain god with a human body and four arms in front of the dam.

"Yan Xiaojun?"

"Were you captured and taken back by that Mountain Folk Prophet?"

Tian Wu's gaze lingered briefly on the God-Binding Cord before he began to mock Yan Xiaojun without any restraint.

"It's truly unexpected that Yan Xiaojun, who is always so proud and arrogant, would be driven by a mere mortal he looks down upon."

As the saying goes, "To slap someone is to slap them in the face; to insult someone is to insult their weaknesses."

Tian Wu's short sentence caused Yan Xiaojun, who was still thinking about how to negotiate, to immediately start cursing.

"Tian Wu, you two-faced opportunist, how dare you talk to me like that?"

"I, too, dealt with that Mountain Folk Prophet for several rounds, unlike you, a coward who kowtows and worships the water ape at the first sight of him!"

"If you didn't know better, you'd think you were that water ape's grandson!"

The same sentence ignited Tian Wu's anger.

So, in the next few minutes...

Qiwa was stunned and blushed as he listened to Yan Xiaojun and Tian Wu's verbal battle.

The naturally simple-minded Qiwa realized for the first time that there were so many ways to swear without using profanity.

This is far more outrageous than the usual insults between a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the village, and every word directly attacks the other person's character.

From the perspective of the villagers, it was from Yan Xiaojun's appearance to Tian Wu's arrival on the waves.

The whole process seemed long, but it actually only took a few minutes, during which the two sides collided in a terrifying manner.

Boom!

Despite Yan Xiaojun standing in front of him.

However, the aftershocks of the raging waves still forced villagers near the dike to lie down as low as possible.

Even the efforts to reinforce the dikes were significantly slowed down by this flood peak.

Throughout this process, the villagers could still hear Yan Xiaojun and Tian Wu continuing to hurl insults at each other.

Even the fierce winds, torrential rains, and raging waves could not conceal it.

"Coward!"

"Grandson!"

Amidst the continuous cursing from both sides, Yan Xiaojun finally displayed the strength befitting his status as a mountain god.

All that could be seen were the bulging veins on his four arms and his muscles as hard as a rock when the piranhas crashed into Yan Xiaojun again.

Not only did they stop devouring his flesh, some piranhas, in their excessive force, even broke off their own sharp teeth.

"You were really slacking off before, weren't you?"

Seeing this, Qiwa, who had originally intended to step forward to help, immediately widened his eyes.

I should have known that Yan Xiaojun had such a trump card up his sleeve.

Qiwa would never rashly step forward to help under any circumstances.

Unlike now, standing on Yan Xiaojun's shoulder not only serves no purpose, but also requires me to hold on tightly to prevent being thrown into the flood.

!!!

After several rounds of such exchanges, Tian Wu also noticed the Qiwa on Yan Xiaojun's shoulder.

"Haha, you really have fallen!"

"I'll see how long you can protect those humans!"

Once again, the waves surged, and Tian Wu, focused his attack on the Qiwa.

The roaring, surging waves transformed into whirlpools, and the frenzied whirlpools swept across the river surface.

Yan Xiaojun was simply not paying attention and suddenly tripped and fell forward.

The Qiwa on his shoulder was unsurprisingly flung into the swarm of piranhas.

"Kid!"

Yan Xiaojun's pupils suddenly contracted, and he instinctively reached out to grab Qiwa.

As expected, Tian Wu rode the waves and its enormous serpentine body instantly wrapped around Yan Xiaojun.

"Yan Xiaojun, your current opponent is me!"

Sharp teeth emerged from the fish's mouth, and Tian Wu bit down on Yan Xiaojun's arm.

The arm, harder than a rock, was torn apart in an instant.

The dripping blood flowed into the river like a floodgate being opened.

In this situation, Yan Xiaojun, despite being in pain, did not scream as she had at the beginning. Instead, she gripped Tian Wu's head tightly with a ferocious expression.

"Tian Wu, you're courting death!"

His muscles bulged again, and roots like those of an old tree emerged from the surface, even though Yan Xiaojun had lost his Divine Power.

This physical body also possesses the power to split mountains and Move Mountains and Topple Peaks. Tian Wu exposed his body to Yan Xiaojun's attack range in order to provoke him, which was arguably the worst decision he ever made in his life.

"Ah!"

So, when Yan Xiaojun suddenly exerted his strength, it was Tian Wu's turn to let out a mournful cry and scream.

The villagers on the dam witnessed this scene.

For a moment, I didn't know whether to feel sad for Qiwa's fall into the water or to feel excited about Yan Xiaojun's advantage.

As for Yan Xiaojun himself?

They didn't care about the opinions of ordinary people at all; they were only focused on crushing Tian Wu's fish head.

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