"He didn't come~"
The next morning, Sōgo learned that Aizen had not gone to Rukia. He lay lazily on the sofa, quietly pondering.
"Never mind, it doesn't matter..."
After pondering for a while without success, Sōgo began to busy himself with his work, while constantly stroking the black cat in his arms.
"Right here... apply a little more pressure."
As Sōgo's seemingly magical and highly professional techniques continued to be applied to the cat's back, the cat, which was being kneaded by Sōgo, managed to speak human language in a hoarse yet magnetic voice.
It was truly astonishing that the cat in Sōgo's arms could speak human language.
"Okay, sister."
Sōgo nodded slightly, and tightened his grip even more.
However, the cat's ability to speak human language wasn't the most surprising thing. What was even more astonishing was that Sōgo Shihoin, this humanoid being, actually called the black cat in his arms "older sister"!? This really makes one's mind wander and wonder which of Sōgo's parents made the mistake.
Ah~
"This feels so good..."
"I feel Sōgo, don't plan to continue being Soul Reaper in Soul Society, you could go to the World of the Living, live a secluded life in a city with a slower pace of life, open a massage parlor, and you could live a very comfortable life~"
"With your massage techniques alone, you could easily become a grandmaster, establishing your own school of massage. You could open classes, take on apprentices, and expand your shop to the entire city—no... to every corner of the World of the Living. I wonder how many young women would become hopelessly addicted to your techniques."
The black cat kept groaning comfortably, and planned everything for its younger brother, Sōgo Shihoin, Sōgo his future retirement life.
"Ah!?"
"Opening a massage parlor... that's a really good idea!"
After listening to his sister's words, Sōgo smiled slightly. Opening a massage parlor, that's really a good idea!
Most importantly, his appearance perfectly matched the requirements of a massage parlor employee. Just his attire alone gave him a head start; no one in the world would question his blindness. He'd even already decided on the name for the massage parlor. "Soul Society Gogoko Blind Massage!" What a catchy name! It sounded like a brand destined for huge success!
"Right! Right!"
"When the time comes, I'll get some of my girlfriends together to support your business and make it thrive."
The black cat kept talking, describing Sōgo's wonderful future.
"My older sister's friends in the World of the Living!?"
Who are they?
"To be honest, I'm quite curious about my older sister's life in the World of the Living all these years."
Even with Sōgo's imagination, he couldn't fathom what his older sister's friends would be like. This was probably because Sōgo and Yoruichi were so similar that Sōgo couldn't predict Yoruichi's tastes, since Sōgo himself was a go-with-the-flow type.
They are all good girls~
" Delia was trying to sell me money. She just had a litter of babies with a scumbag guy, but because she had too many, her owner abandoned her."
" Rin-chan was abandoned because her mother gave birth to too many children..."
" Yuriko's reason is..."
Yoruichi Shihouin kept introducing her lovely girlfriends to Sougo Shihouin.
"Please wait a moment, my dear sister, what are you calling my little sisters?!"
"Is it a person? Or something else entirely...?"
Sōgo Shihoin interrupted his older sister's introduction. He had a premonition that his sister's so-called "little sisters" were definitely not human. Otherwise, having so many babies would be too terrifying. He hadn't been to the World of the Living for many years. Had humans become this cruel?!
" Sōgo, what are you thinking? My girlfriends are definitely not human!"
They're all as cute as me, like little kittens!
While praising the girls she had taken in, Yoruichi Shihōin also took the opportunity to praise herself.
"Oh, a kitten as cute as my sister!"
That's something to look forward to!
"However, my dear sister, are you aware of one thing? That is... those little kittens don't have any money at all~"
"Could it be that you're planning to send your most, most, most handsome younger brother, the invincible Lord Sōgo Shihoin, to give those kittens a free massage?!"
Sōgo Shihoin was saying something very important: he, Sōgo Shihoin, never worked for anyone else.
From childhood, Sōgo Shihoin had a dream: to become a man who never had to work and could sleep until he naturally woke up every day. He worked hard towards this great goal.
As for standing in the sky...
Becoming the supreme ruler of the three realms, or something like that...
If you want to go to heaven so badly, if you want to dedicate yourself to the Three Realms, then go fly up there yourself! Such a great cause is not the goal of Sōgo, who only wants to please himself all day long. Maybe one day Sōgo will get bored and stand in the sky for a few years to experience what it's like to be the supreme god of the Three Realms, but there will always be a time when he gets tired of it... At that time, Sōgo will irresponsibly leave his position and leave this great cause to others.
As for those who expect Sōgo to become king... Sōgo has absolutely no obligation to respond to their expectations. Besides... the thing Sōgo likes to do most in his life is to say no to those self-righteous guys!
"Speaking of which... what about that Ichigo Kurosaki?"
Yoruichi, the black cat lying in Sōgo's arms, suddenly remembered something and asked.
"He and Renji Abarai are locked in a love-hate relationship in the basement~"
Sougo answered Yoruichi Shihouin's question without a care in the world.
"So, that means neither of them came out of the basement?!"
Yoruichi, the black cat, stiffened. Only then did she remember her promise to Kisuke Urahara and Isshin Shiba to look after Ichigo Kurosaki...
However, you can't really blame her. The blame lies with her younger brother Sōgo Shihoin, whose methods were simply too wonderful, making her feel so comfortable that she forgot about her job as a babysitter for Ichigo Kurosaki and the others...
"Isn't it still not too late to think about this now?!"
Yoruichi broke free from Sōgo Shihoin and muttered to herself.
"What's wrong, sister?!"
Sōgo Shihoin looked at the black cat that had escaped from his arms and asked.
"I'm going to be a babysitter now. I'll borrow the training ground you built to properly teach Ichigo Kurosaki what real fighting is!!"
Yoruichi gently licked her front paws, a human-like smile on her face.
"You're going to teach Ichigo Kurosaki like this?!"
"Sister, no offense, but Ichigo is someone who has mastered Bankai. Are you trying to train him by being cute, with your cat- Ichigo Kurosaki?!"
Sōgo Shihoin pointed at Yoruichi, who was in the form of a black cat, and spoke without any mercy.
"Of course not in that pose~"
Yoruichi Kuroneko Sōgo spoke to Sougo, her body suddenly shone with a dazzling fluorescent yellow light.
As the holy light flashed, the once adorable little black cat vanished from its spot, replaced by a mature woman whose most private parts were concealed by the holy light. Her skin was smooth and a healthy wheat color, and she was curvaceous with a perfect figure without an ounce of excess fat. She was radiant with charm.
She stood unabashedly before Sōgo Shihoin, displaying her perfect figure that made countless women envious and countless men's blood boil.
"How about it?!"
My adorable little brother~
"After seeing your sister's perfect figure, don't you feel like you have no regrets in this life?!"
Yoruichi Shihōin covered her private parts with both hands, deliberately striking a suggestive yet alluring pose in front of Sōgo Shihoin.
"You'd better give up already!"
Sōgo looked at Yoruichi striking poses in front of him, feeling nothing at all, and even wanted to laugh.
"Hurry up and put your clothes on!"
He casually swept his hand through the air, instantly opening a peculiar space, from which he selected a set of clothes and tossed it to Yoruichi Shihōin.
How thoughtful!
" Sōgo, you actually thought to prepare clothes for your older sister in advance!"
"While I'm disappointed that you're not interested in my body, it's commendable that you prepared the clothes in advance. Well done, Sōgo."
Yoruichi Shihōin praised her younger brother without reservation. From his incredibly attentive manner, she could see that he had grown up.
"This lingerie is so sexy!"
"So, Sōgo, you like black stockings?"
"Huh?! Why does it feel a little tight?! Isn't this my bra?"
Yoruichi Shihōin muttered to herself as she dressed.
"Sis, you talk too much."
Sōgo said to Yoruichi Shihōin, somewhat speechless.
Hahaha~
"Does my sister look good in this outfit?!"
Not long after, Yoruichi Shihōin put on the clothes that Sōgo had given her, and kept turning around in front of Sōgo, asking him what Sōgo thought of her clothes.
"Um..."
Sōgo nodded slightly to Yoruichi Shihōin, looking rather uninterested. He still preferred Yoruichi in her fluffy cat form and had no interest in Yoruichi human form.
As the saying goes, masturbating for a while is fun, but masturbating all the time is even more fun...
" Sōgo, I'm going to find Ichigo Kurosaki-kun now~"
Bye-bye~
Yoruichi Shihōin stretched out her little hand and waved to Sōgo Shihoin.
"Take care, and don't bother seeing me out."
"Just remember that this is your own home, and don't destroy it easily."
Sōgo Shihoin casually waved to Yoruichi Shihōin. He pondered, starting to consider whether he should get a cat; petting cats is truly addictive!
"Hmph~ Hmph~ Hmph~"
After waving goodbye to Sōgo Shihoin, Yoruichi hummed a little tune and walked happily and cheerfully toward the Shihoin Family's underground training room.
She couldn't wait to help Ichigo Kurosaki train properly.
"Go Ichigo Kurosaki-kun! You're the best, Ichigo Kurosaki-kun!"
Sitting on the sofa, Sōgo Shihoin suddenly looked towards the room where Ichigo Kurosaki was. His eyes seemed to pierce through layers of obstacles, landing on Ichigo Kurosaki, who hadn't eaten for two whole days.
"Open the door!"
"Someone please open the door for me!"
Ichigo Kurosaki lay sprawled in front of the massive iron gate, wailing incessantly.
"Thud..."
As if the heavens had heard Ichigo Kurosaki's prayer, the heavy, massive iron gate suddenly opened before Ichigo Kurosaki's eyes.
" Renji, the door's open! Renji! Come quick!"
Ichigo Kurosaki watched the iron gate slowly open and called to his side, where Renji Abarai had fainted from hunger.
Before Renji Abarai open his tired eyes, a beautiful girl burst through the iron gate and stepped on Ichigo Kurosaki's head.
" Ichigo Kurosaki! Where are you?! Let's train!"
Yoruichi Shihōin baseball cap, a baseball uniform, and shorts that accentuated her long legs, making her look like a trendy and cool girl.
I'm right under your feet!
Who are you?!
Ichigo Kurosaki felt the heavy weight on his head, his eyes twitching slightly. His head was bearing a weight that shouldn't be on someone his age.
"Um?!"
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"How did you end up at my feet, Ichigo Kurosaki?!"
Yoruichi Shihōin noticed that Ichigo Kurosaki was blinking his big eyes, and felt extremely puzzled. She then stomped on him repeatedly.
"You did this on purpose, didn't you? You absolutely did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Ichigo Kurosaki felt like his face was about to cramp up; he was burning with rage, yet utterly helpless.
Could it be?!
"Do you enjoy being stepped on by mature older women?!"
After thinking for a few seconds, Yoruichi Shihōin smiled slightly as she looked at Ichigo Kurosaki at her feet, a powerful, sadistic aura emanating from Yoruichi.
Yoruichi Shihōin's teasing gaze was exactly the same as Sōgo Shihoin's and Hōshō Ryo's...
The source of the entire Second Division's sadistic tendencies has finally been found!
"Are you kidding me?!"
Ichigo Kurosaki felt like his lungs were about to explode with rage. He had never seen such a shameless woman. She pushed open the door without a second thought, stepped on his head without a second thought, and then declared that she liked being stepped on...
Who exactly is this woman? Does she think she's the queen of this place?
"You were the one who suddenly opened the iron gate, came in, and stepped on my head—the one lying here—and then said I like being stepped on?!"
"What are you talking about to yourself?! Get your face off right now?!"
Ichigo Kurosaki grew angrier the more he talked. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. This woman was really bullying him. If he weren't so hungry that he couldn't move, he wouldn't have let her humiliate him like this.
However, Ichigo Kurosaki didn't know was that even if he ate his fill, he would still only be bullied by Yoruichi Shihōin...
"Yeah?!"
"Was it all my fault?!"
"I'm so sorry~"
"I'm a bit careless, so I sometimes act impulsively, Sōgo brings this up."
Yoruichi Shihōin isn't the kind of person who doesn't know right from wrong. Since this matter is indeed her fault, she will definitely admit her mistake and won't shirk her responsibility. The Shihoin Family members are always bold in their actions and willing to take responsibility, but they are absolutely irresponsible.
Yes, the Shihoin Family simply doesn't shirk their responsibilities, but they are irresponsible.
They will admit their mistakes, but whether they will correct them, and when they will do so, is another matter.
Anyway, after Yoruichi gets into trouble, Sōgo Shihoin will always be there to clean up her mess.
(End of this chapter)