"Hahaha..."
"The grand banquet has begun!"
Kenjaku opened his mouth, revealing Suguru Geto's white teeth, and burst into laughter.
" Satoru Gojo, aren't you happy!?"
Kenjaku burst into loud laughter, his laughter filled with joy.
While Kenjaku was laughing loudly, the hybrid of emptiness and curse had been continuously devouring the humans in the subway. It looked like a lizard thrown into a box full of cockroaches, enjoying its delicious and defenseless food. Even if the prey dared to resist, its weak resistance could hardly break through its tough and hard skin.
"Aren't you coming!?"
"Time has passed by now~"
"We're running out of time!"
"Oh, no, it's not that we're going to lose the hostages~"
"But it's okay~ because everyone in Shibuya is my hostage~"
"Aha, aha, ahahahaha..."
"For this purpose, I've prepared a full ten thousand hybrids and placed them under every manhole cover in Shibuya. With just one command, the entire Shibuya! No, the entire Tokyo, will fall!"
"Let's do it one more time, Satoru Gojo! Once again, the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons!!!"
For a moment, Kenjaku's appearance was assimilated by the original owner of this body, Suguru Geto. It was unclear whether Kenjaku's brainwaves were now aligned with the deceased Suguru Geto, or whether he had been assimilated by the original owner of this body, Suguru Geto, one of only four special-grade Cursed Technique in all of Japan!
"Ara ah~"
Am I being influenced?!
"Were they influenced by Suguru Geto, who has long since died!?"
"Hahaha... How funny! This is so funny!?"
"How could the body of someone who's already dead have any effect on me!?"
Kenjaku burst into laughter, gently stroking his cheek, looking very happy.
Although the person possessed by Kenjaku has never resisted Kenjaku, the owner of this body is different after all. This is also the first time Kenjaku has possessed a fellow special-grade Cursed Technique, so it is normal for there to be a rejection reaction.
" Satoru Gojo, hurry up and come here!" Kenjaku laughed loudly, "If you don't come soon, I'm about to lose control of my body's desires. Do you really want to see a parade of Night Parade of a Hundred Demons!? No way!?"
"If you don't come soon!?"
"The people here are going to die!"
Kenjaku shouted furiously.
"You wouldn't mind if everyone here died for you!?"
"Or are you... just such a cruel person?!"
Kenjaku frantically shouted out Satoru Gojo...
However, a minute passed, and he still couldn't see Satoru Gojo.
"There's nothing we can do!" Kenjaku sighed helplessly. "If that's the case, then there's nothing we can do!"
"From now on, I will randomly kill two people every second! If you want to blame someone, blame that coward Satoru Gojo for not coming!" Kenjaku smiled slightly at the crowd in the subway. "Or rather, try your best to get Satoru Gojo here! If you can get him here, I will let you go. I mean what I say~"
" Satoru Gojo!"
" Satoru Gojo!"
" Satoru Gojo!"
"Who exactly is Satoru Gojo!?"
Everyone was desperately calling out Satoru Gojo; all of Tokyo wanted to know who Satoru Gojo Satoru Gojo was... and why hadn't he appeared to save them yet!
Netizen A: " Satoru Gojo is a coward, he doesn't dare to stand up!"
Netizen B: "Why should someone sacrifice themselves to benefit others?!"
Netizen A: "At this point, wouldn't it be better to sacrifice oneself for the benefit of all mankind?"
Netizen B: "Then why don't you sacrifice yourself?! It's easy for you to say that when you're not the one suffering!"
Netizen A: "If I could be sacrificed to save all of humanity, then I would gladly sacrifice myself. But sacrificing me would be meaningless! Besides, there are so many people in the world, why did that monster only Satoru Gojo? Wasn't it because Satoru Gojo angered it? Maybe that guy named Satoru Gojo did something to provoke the monster, and the people on the subway are all paying the price for the stupid things that guy Satoru Gojo did."
Netizen B: "It's here! It's here! It's here!"
Netizen B: "Victim harassment theory, right?! Ah! Out of so many people in the world, why was he the only one killed? Out of so many people in the world, why was he raped? He must have done something wrong, right?! What a joke! Wrong is wrong, right is right, where does all this bullshit victim harassment theory come from!!!"
Netizen A: "Hehe... you know nothing about this either, right? How do you know I'm wrong? Maybe Satoru Gojo Satoru Gojo is a handsome guy!"
Netizen C: " Satoru Gojo is such a handsome guy!"
Netizen D: " Satoru Gojo is such a handsome guy!"
From that moment on, the phrase "Satoru Gojo is a handsome guy" began to repeatedly appear on countless web pages...
"Slap slap slap..." After beating up the 300-pound loser in front of him, Sōgo Shihoin finally felt satisfied. "Alright, that's the last keyboard warrior. Now I can go deal with that idiot who threatened me with the people in the subway."
Yes, the reason why Sōgo Shihoin didn't deal with Kenjaku was because there was something even more despicable than Kenjaku: keyboard warriors. He had no intention of dealing with Kenjaku until he had Sōgo Shihoin humiliated them.
After having his Sōgo Shihoin disappeared from the spot.
" Satoru Gojo! Aren't you coming yet!?"
"I'm so bored~"
Come on~ Come play with me~
Kenjaku muttered boredly, with corpses lying in front of him and humans being eaten one by one.
"Hello!"
"You really want to see me that badly?!"
Just as Kenjaku was getting so bored that he started to doze off, a figure appeared in the crowd without anyone noticing.
"Hahaha... You've finally arrived! Satoru Gojo!" Kenjaku laughed. "I've been waiting for you! Go! My pets, destroy Satoru Gojo!"
" Satoru Gojo, don't you dare dodge!" Kenjaku narrowed his eyes slightly. "If you dodge, these hostages will die!"
"Is that so!?" Upon hearing this, Sōgo Shihoin dodged the attack from the hybrid sent by Kenjaku.
"Pfft!" In an instant, the hybrid claws killed the humans behind Sōgo Shihoin.
" Satoru Gojo, how could you dodge like that!" Kenjaku looked at Satoru Gojo, who had dodged, with a displeased expression. "If you dodge, the humans behind you will die! How can you do this to the people who went through so much trouble to call you out!?"
"Ah~ How terrifying~" Sōgo Shihoin looked at the dead body behind him, his expression cold. "That really scared me to death!?"
"You... what's wrong with you!?" Kenjaku looked at Sōgo Shihoin in front of him with a strange feeling. In his memory, Satoru Gojo was definitely not such a cold person.
"What's wrong with me!? I'd like to ask you what's wrong with me!? Why aren't we following the script!? You bastard!" Sōgo Shihoin seemed to be in great pain. "Why are you flipping the table like that!? Why can't we just have some fun? Since you've stolen some of my little bit of enjoyment, then I'll find my own amusement in you~ I don't like building my happiness on other people's suffering!"
"But when others don't play by my rules, my happiness can only be built on your suffering! Do you understand!?" Sōgo Shihoin grabbed Kenjaku's collar and grinned.
"I..." Kenjaku was dumbfounded. The man in front of him wasn't Satoru Gojo at all. What the hell was this guy?!
"You don't understand, do you!?" Sōgo Shihoin grabbed Kenjaku by the neck, ready to tell Kenjaku what the price would be...
However, at that moment, Sōgo Shihoin's phone rang...
"Hmm!?" Sōgo Shihoin opened his phone and sighed helplessly. "Sorry! Wait a moment, there are a thousand more keyboard warriors. I'll come back to you after I've dealt with them."
After saying this, Sōgo Shihoin left behind a messy Kenjaku and disappeared from the spot.
Inside a dimly lit room, a man with a keyboard in his hands danced across the keys. He sought pleasure online, his life filled with disappointments. When night fell, he transformed into an invincible keyboard warrior, defeating countless enemies and suppressing all foes with his bare hands! If Tsunayoshi Kusano hadn't been born, Japan Kendō would have been shrouded in darkness!
"Ah! That Satoru Gojo is a piece of trash, a piece of trash who can't stand the light of day!" Just as Tsunayoshi Kusano's hands danced on the keyboard, like an elegant pianist, a man with short white hair and bright blue eyes smiled and gently knocked on the contemporary artist's window.
"Huh!?" Tsunayoshi Kusano looked up at the person outside the window, his eyes wide with disbelief. This was the third floor! How did this man end up outside the third-floor window!?
"Damn it~" Before Tsunayoshi Kusano react, Sōgo launched a huge attack at Tsunayoshi Kusano, then took Kusano Tsunayoshi Kusano's phone and sent the message: "Satoru Gojo is so handsome, but Sōgo Shihoin even more handsome!"
Then, Sōgo Shihoin used the same trick again, and in just half an hour, he had dealt with over a thousand people...
"Now let's get back to the main topic: how exactly do we resolve the issue between us?" After dealing with the keyboard warriors, Sōgo Shihoin stood in front of Kenjaku and asked.
"I..." Kenjaku was stunned. "You can't kill me! There are 10,000 hybrids in this city! If you kill me, they will attack the entire Tokyo! The lives of 37 million people in Tokyo are in your hands!"
"What do I care?!" Sōgo Shihoin picked at his ear. "What do I care whether these 37 million people live or die?! It's just a matter of performance metrics! You're actually talking about life and death with a Soul Reaper? That's incredibly boring."
"Huh!?" Kenjaku was stunned. "Did you hear what I said? It's about the life and death of 37 million people!"
"I don't want to talk about the 37 million or the 40 million," Sōgo Shihoin shrugged. "I only want to talk about your life or death. Do you think you can still live?"
"Don't you care about the lives of these humans?!" Kenjaku cursed angrily, "You're a truly cruel person!"
"You don't seem to understand yet, I'm Soul Reaper." Sōgo Shihoin spread his arms wide. "I can do whatever I want!"
"I..." Kenjaku was stunned, "No! You can't kill me!"
"Because..." Kenjaku said, unleashing the Prison Realm, "While you were rambling on, enough time had passed! Hahahaha... Seal me away, Satoru Gojo!"
The moment Kenjaku finished speaking, the Prison Realm emitted a bright light, Sōgo Shihoin inside.
"Hahaha..."
"Hahaha..."
Kenjaku covered his head and burst into laughter.
"Resolved!"
"The invincible Satoru Gojo has finally fallen! Victory is mine."
Kenjaku burst into laughter and picked up the Prison Realm from the ground.
"It's over! Satoru Gojo!" Kenjaku placed the Prison Realm before him, grinning maliciously as he spoke.
"Yes! It's over!" Just when Kenjaku thought he had won, the Prison Realm in his hand trembled, and suddenly an arm stretched out from the Prison Realm, grabbing Kenjaku's head in the next second.
"Huh!?" Kenjaku looked at the arm that was gently stroking his head, puzzled.
"What... is this?!" Kenjaku looked at the arm with confusion.
"Bang!" The next second, Kenjaku no longer had any doubts, because his head was gone...
"Bang!" The Prison Realm split open the instant Kenjaku's head exploded...
"Seriously." Sōgo Shihoin lightly shook off the white substance from his hands. "I really like this outfit, so please don't get it dirty!"
"..." The survivors stared Satoru Gojo at Gojo Satoru, who had just crushed Kenjaku's head; they were speechless.
"Good evening, everyone." Sōgo Shihoin smiled at the crowd. "Happy Halloween! You deserved to die, it was your fate. However, as a Soul Reaper, my duty is to help you pass on. So, while you were alive, you weren't under my protection, but after you die, you are! Rest assured! I guarantee with my integrity that after you die, I will absolutely not let you be killed again for no reason. So relax and have a good laugh!"
"Ah!!!" A gasp rippled through the entire subway station. Everyone was even more terrified of Kenjaku than of Sōgo Shihoin.
"Huh!?" Sōgo Shihoin looked at the terrified crowd, somewhat speechless. "What are you afraid of!? I'm not a demon, I'm Soul Reaper, I don't kill people~" Sōgo Shihoin said, then killed a... hybrid!
"I'm going to kill the hybrids~" Sōgo Shihoin stretched his limbs and began to eliminate these boring hybrids...
"Ten thousand hybrids... It's a bit troublesome to eliminate them without destroying Shibuya. But it doesn't matter, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night anyway." Sōgo Shihoin Zanpakuto and began his work for the day.
"Hybrids, hybrids, I'm here to kill you all!" Sōgo Shihoin swung his sword relentlessly, eliminating one hybrid after another from the streets of Tokyo... Just as Sōgo Shihoin said, this was indeed a sleepless night.
Seeing Sōgo Shihoin's indifference to human lives and the brutal power he displayed in killing Kenjaku, the higher-ups in the Cursed Technique world concluded that Satoru Gojo Satoru Gojo had gone mad, officially classifying him as a curse master and ordering his extermination!!!
(End of this chapter)