Inside the Second Division barracks.
Holding a set of haori in his hand Sōgo Shihoin quietly went inside.
" Sōgo..." Shaoling Fon, who was reviewing documents, heard footsteps and looked up at Sōgo Shihoin raised an eyebrow slightly. "What are you doing!? Did you get into some kind of conflict with Captain-Commander Yamamoto!?"
"Of course not..." Sōgo Shihoin quickly walked up to Shaoling Fon and took out a brand new haori. "Ta-da... Little Fon Fon ~ Look what this is?"
"This is... Captain's Haori." Shaoling Fon stared in surprise at what Sōgo Shihoin was holding. " Sōgo, why did you take out something like this!?"
"What else could it be?" Sōgo Shihoin gently tossed the haori in his hand onto Shaoling Fon's head.
"Uh..." Shaoling Fon was flustered for a moment, and after a while, she stood up from her seat with the haori in her hand.
"This haori..."
" Sōgo, you didn't give this to me, did you?" Shaoling Fon looked at the haori in her hand, puzzled. "Why?!"
"Could it be..." Shaoling Fon seemed to have thought of something, a hint of reluctance flashing across her face, "Could it be that you're leaving again?"
"Idiot, what are you thinking?" Sōgo Shihoin shook his head slightly. "Of course I won't leave! Actually, it wasn't my choice to leave in the first place, but I was forced to. I had no choice but to leave. Once I catch the person who tricked me, I'll definitely give him a good beating!"
"Uh..." Shaoling Fon's eyes twitched slightly after hearing Sōgo Shihoin's words. "This..."
"Anyway, show me this haori first, let me see if it looks good on you?" Sōgo Shihoin smiled slightly, holding the haori in his hand and gently shaking it.
"Okay!" Shaoling Fon nodded, then stretched out her hands.
"Alright!" Sōgo Shihoin looked at Shaoling Fon, who had her arms outstretched, smiled slightly, and then helped Shaoling Fon put on her haori.
"Ugh..." Shaoling Fon looked at Sōgo Shihoin standing close by, and felt her face and body getting warm.
"All dressed~" In no time, Sōgo Shihoin Shaoling Fon had dressed Shaoling Fon and placed a mirror in front of her. "Ta-da~"
"Hmm..." Shaoling Fon looked at herself in the mirror, turning left and right, then cautiously looked at Sōgo Shihoin, "How is it?!"
"Of course it's absolutely beautiful~" Sōgo Shihoin gave a thumbs up. He had to give Shaoling Fon a thumbs up right now, because Shaoling Fon was wearing the Captain's Haori so well.
"Thank you~" Shaoling Fon smiled slightly, "Since Sōgo thinks I look good in this outfit, then I'll wear it for you forever."
"Of course you'll always wear it for me to see~" Sōgo Shihoin grasped Shaoling Fon's slender, snow-white wrist with one hand, "Because from now on, you are the captain of the Gotei Second Division 2, and everything in the Gotei Second Division will belong to you~ including~ me~"
Sōgo Shihoin spoke softly at the end, gently blowing warm breath into Shaoling Fon's ear.
"I..." In an instant, Shaoling Fon's face turned bright red, and her eyes became glazed.
"Click~" Just then, the door to the Gotei Second Division was pushed open forcefully, and Lilynette, with her twin ponytails and a hot figure, walked in. " Sōgo Shihoin heard you were back... Uh!"
Lilynette looked at Sōgo Shihoin face was flushed as he held Shaoling Fon's wrist, and said, "I'm sorry, I came at the wrong time."
"No!" Sōgo Shihoin shook his head. "You've come at the perfect time! Quick, come into my arms, quick!"
"..." Lilynette stared at Sōgo Shihoin silent for a moment.
"..." The shy and bashful Shaoling Fon Hachisho, who had been nestled in Sōgo Shihoin's arms, also fell down.
Bankai! Hōjaku Raikōgō!
"Chase him down, Los Lobos!"
In a fleeting instant, in front of Sōgo Shihoin, Shaoling Fon and Lilynette instantly completed their Bankai and Resurrección.
"Huh..." Sōgo Shihoin frowned as he looked at Shaoling Fon and Lilynette, who were unleashing a violent Spiritual Pressure. "What's going on here!?"
"No, this isn't like what's shown on TV!" Sōgo Shihoin felt something was off. Shouldn't he be the one with women on each side, building a harem!?
"Boom!" Just as Sōgo Shihoin was feeling puzzled, a deafening roar accompanied him, Sōgo Shihoin finally experienced what it meant to fly in the sky.
"Go and reflect on your actions!" Sōgo Shihoin Shaoling Fon taken to the sky.
"Reflect on yourself..." Sōgo Shihoin stroked his chin, looking puzzled.
"What's wrong with men wanting to have a harem!?" Sōgo Shihoin, puzzled. "Men wanting to have a harem is just like women wanting to watch men engage in homosexual acts. It's absolutely uncontrollable, so what's wrong with that? Why can't anyone understand?"
"Why can't people ever truly understand each other?" Sōgo Shihoin on a tree branch, pondered this philosophical question. "Why can't I properly convey my desire to build a harem to them? It's so strange..."
Just as Sōgo Shihoin in thought, a woman with wheat-colored skin, a figure without an ounce of excess fat, and an aura of wildness walked past him...
"Ah! It's Tier Harribel!" Sōgo Shihoin smiled slightly as he looked at the stunningly beautiful woman who exuded a wild aura. " Tier Harribel, could you please pick up my shattered pants from the ground for me?"
"..." Tier Harribel fell silent after hearing Sōgo Shihoin's words.
"To be honest, it's actually quite chilly hanging in a tree if you're not wearing pants," Sōgo Shihoin Tier Harribel could say anything more. "Um, just pick it up for me and hand it to me. Of course, if you're kind enough to help me get on the boat, I'd be extremely grateful."
"..." Tier Harribel gave Sōgo Shihoin a deep look, said nothing more, and walked into the distance.
"Huh!? Why!?"
"My Tier Harribel cannot disobey my orders!"
"This must be fake, it's all fake!"
Sōgo Shihoin stared at Tier Harribel, who was ignoring him, with a look of surprise and disbelief in his eyes.
"Why is that?" Sōgo Shihoin for a long time on the tree branch, still unable to figure it out. Finally, he jumped off the branch in frustration, spun five times in the air, landed perfectly, and then put on his pants. "I still can't figure it out! A woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea, truly incomprehensible. Unlike us, who always speak our minds directly. For example, my desire to build a harem is always something I say without hesitation, completely frank."
"As expected of Lord Sōgo, even such a scumbag's declaration seems less scumbag when it comes from Lord Sōgo Shihoin's mouth. Don't you agree? Aura Michibane ~" After hearing Sōgo Shihoin's theory, Tsunayoshi Tsunayashiro Tokinada deeply agreed. No, to be precise, in his eyes, whatever Sōgo Shihoin said was correct!
Yes, Tsunayashiro Tokinada himself lacks the ability to distinguish right from wrong. He only obeys Sōgo Shihoin's words, praises Sōgo Shihoin, and carries out Sōgo Shihoin's orders! Tsunayashiro Tokinada is the number one sycophant since the reforms of the new era!
"That's right~" Aura Michibane's lips twitched slightly. She didn't care, as long as Tsunayashiro Tokinada were happy...
"..." Sōgo Shihoin fell silent upon hearing Tsunayashiro Tokinada's praise...
"So that's how it is. Was I wrong?" Sōgo Shihoin seemed to have an epiphany for a moment.
"What!?" Tsunayashiro Tokinada watched as the enlightened Sōgo Shihoin knelt on the ground. "That Lord Sōgo Shihoin, to deny my praise, actually... actually admitted he was wrong! Damn it! This is impossible!!!"
"Please accept my condolences!" Looking at the devastated and weeping Tsunayashiro Tokinada Aura Michibane took countless flower petals from a basket and released them into the sky. The falling petals, set off by the weeping Tsunayashiro Tokinada.
Meanwhile, the captains of the Gotei 13 were urgently summoned...
However, it was not Captain-Commander Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai summoned them, but rather Sōgo Shihoin, on the grounds of celebrating his successful departure and the appointment of a new Second Division Captain.
"I've already given the gift, so I won't go..." After receiving the invitation from Sōgo Shihoin, Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai his head slightly with his eyes closed and expressionless. However, after thinking for a while, he decided to send Chōjirō in his place to show his sincerity to Sōgo Shihoin. " Chōjirō, you should go in my place!"
"Yes, sir!" Chōjirō Sasakibe, the only man in the entire Gotei 13 who had served as vice-captain for a thousand years, nodded slightly upon hearing this.
The Third Division barracks.
"Huh? Why would I go to such a troublesome meeting?!" After hearing Sōgo Shihoin's invitation, Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi yawned wearily. "I'm not going. Gin, you can go in my place!"
"Yes, Captain." Gin Ichimaru squinted and chuckled softly, his silver fox disappearing with the smile. Although he was much stronger than Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi, since he was currently the vice-captain and Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi was the captain, he would obey the captain's orders.
Fourth Division Barracks.
" Isane, Kiyone, let's go on a trip~" Retsu Unohana said, holding Sōgo Shihoin's invitation, and smiled slightly at her vice-captain.
"Okay!" Isane nodded gently, very quietly.
"Banquet! Banquet! Hahaha..." Compared to the quiet Isane, the younger sister Kiyone was much more boisterous. Ever since Jūshirō Ukitake resigned from the Gotei 13, Kiyone Kotetsu left the Thirteenth Division and went to join her older sister, who was Seated Officer in the Fourth Division. After nearly a hundred years, the two sisters had become the vice-captain and Third Seat of the Fourth Division.
Fifth Division...
"Huh? The brat from the Shihoin Family really enjoys tinkering with these things, huh?!" Shinji Hirako looked at the invitation in his hand, his eyes slightly narrowed, as if he were pondering something. Finally, he sighed helplessly, "Sigh..."
"Although I really don't want to go to the Second Division, that place with the Spiritual Pressure of someone I despise," Shinji Hirako said, his voice filled with helplessness, "Since it was that invincible brat from the Shihōin Clan who suggested it, then I'll just have to go!"
" Hinamori's gone..." Shinji Hirako picked at his ear, flicked away a small clump of earwax, and then beckoned his vice-captain to the banquet.
"Yes, Captain Hirako!" After these days of psychological treatment, Momo Hinamori has begun to recover her former energetic self.
Sixth Division...
"..." Byakuya Kuchiki glanced at the invitation in his hand, remained silent, left the Sixth Division's barracks, and headed towards the Second Division.
A short while later, Renji Abarai, dressed in formal attire, arrived at the captain's room, only to find it empty.
"Captain! Wait for me!" Knowing he had been abandoned and left behind Renji Abarai felt like crying, but he still chased after his captain.
Seventh Division.
"I don't like these kinds of gatherings." Sajin Komamura's furry ears twitched slightly. "However, if we don't go, it would seem disrespectful to the Shihoin Family. Is Tetsuzaemon Iba in your care?"
"Don't worry, Captain Komamura!" Tetsuzaemon Iba nodded slightly upon hearing this. He knew why his captain wasn't planning to go. He had personally witnessed his captain circling the Second Division barracks several times before finally leaving. At the time, he was somewhat puzzled, until he reached the massive iron gate and looked at a stone tablet in front of it, and suddenly it dawned on him. The tablet read, "Kenpachi and dogs are not allowed to enter..."
Clearly, his captain was angry, but his captain was very composed. Even when he was angry, he kept it to himself and wouldn't tell anyone that he was angry.
Eighth Division.
"Wow~ Nanao- chan is so beautiful~"
"Hehehe, Lisa -chan is absolutely gorgeous too!"
"Honestly, you're all so beautiful, I'm really smitten."
Shunsui Kyōraku looked at Nanao and Lisa, who were making great efforts to dress up, and smiled. The two delicate girls made his heart flutter.
Ninth Division.
Mr. Combat Power Meter Shūhei Hisagi, and Mashiro Kuna Shiro left the squad after receiving the invitation. Mr. Combat Power Meter was quite unhappy...
"Enough! I am Kensei Muguruma! I am not some Mr. Power Level Measuring Unit!" Mr. Power Level Measuring Unit roared angrily, holding an invitation addressed to him personally.
Tenth Division...
Little White and Rangiku Matsumoto also received invitations, and naturally put aside their official duties to head towards the Second Division.
11th Division.
Kenpachi Zaraki threw the invitation away. In fact, no one had invited him at all; he had been ostracized...
Twelfth Division.
Of course, no one invited Mayuri Kurotsuchi, that lunatic. It wasn't that he was ostracized; he was simply disliked by everyone. At this moment, Mayuri Kurotsuchi still immersed in his own world, diligently developing the Senkaimon that could transport him to other worlds.
Thirteenth Division.
As a member of the Shiba Clan, one of the Five Great Noble Clans, Kūkaku Shiba naturally had to go and show his support. Also going to show his support was Rukia Kuchiki of the Kuchiki Clan, the vice-captain of the Thirteenth Division of the Gotei 13.
(End of this chapter)